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Welcome to the Track Wars podcast, the one podcast that
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dares to answer the most important question in fandom, which
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is better Star Wars or Star Trek, by going through
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both franchises in chronological release order. I am Kenny Madison,
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the Star Trek contingent with me as per always.
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Is aspin Webster Star Wars contingent, and today that way Kenny,
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By the way.
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Why couldn't I say it that way?
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You're not really chronological order, chronological order, chronological order.
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Look, clearly you are trying to beat me down, But no,
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I'm not gonna lay down and die. I will. I
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will beat this virus and be the one which survives
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Jesus Christ. Indeed.
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Okay, sometimes I'm like, hmm, did I did I do
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a good thing by creating a seg boy? The answer
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is yes. The answer is absolutely yes.
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Speaking of absolutely yes, we are definitely going to be
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talking about these episodes from Star Trek the original series,
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season three, that which survives versus Star Wars, the Clone
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Wars Season one, Blue Shadow Virus. I just had one
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of those moments where you realize what you're doing. We
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have almost done one hundred episodes of talking about Star
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Trek versus Star Wars.
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Yea yea yes yes yes yes yes, yes yes yes.
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And I think at worst we're gonna have some opinions
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about these episodes. What do you think.
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I think at best it might have been a little like, well, dang,
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didn't hey that guess which one?
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Oh?
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Like almost like, I mean yeah, kind of into it,
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sort of vibes, you.
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Know, like pretty pretty cool, pretty pretty okay, pretty okay?
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But did you not feel this way?
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Wait? Did you not like the Okay? Wait? Did you
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not like these episodes?
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Air? January twenty fourth, nineteen sixty nine. Story by Michael Richards.
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Huh interesting, that's a weird name. Teleplay by John Meredith Lucas,
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directed by Herb Wallerstein, a notorious director that hopped in
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on the Thillia Webb. From Judy Crosby in her syndicated
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TV Scout column, the synopsis goes the scenic special effects
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once again take over on Star Trek, and they make
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up for an endless confusion. In the script, a landing
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party from the Enterprise investigates a strange planet that seems
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to have been created in a nightmare. The only inhabitant
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is a lovely and dangerous girl who is guarding her
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homeland while her people return from a long journey. The
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Merriweather is the Deadly Lady, the Catwoman, the Catwoman herself,
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the two Batman villains in the past four weeks for it.
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That's right, that's right. Both bring in their own special.
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Jazz and both extremely attract attractive.
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Jesus Christ. Oh yeah, this is actually one of the
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first times that I was like, man, they really nailed
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that makeup and that color palette. She looks great in
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that pink Oh.
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Are you talking about her? By lighting eyeshadow?
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Yeah, it's fantastic. Everyone should just wear blue and pink
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slash purplely kind of red. Everyone. You should be us
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blue and pink.
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Excuse me, Look at my room. Look at my room.
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I love it. I love it.
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Look at my room.
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No, yeah, you are beautifully lit. And by lighting, it's
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not exactly by yeah, it's a little, it's a little big,
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but you know what, your eyeshadow is making up for it.
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So thank you, and you can see my eyeshadow YouTube
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dot com, slash at trek Wars pod subscribe over there.
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Would you care to read the synopsis for Star Wars
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The Clone.
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Wars, Yeah Stars the Clone Wars the Blue Shadow Virus,
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released February thirteenth, two thousand and nine. I think I'm sleepy,
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I like, and then.
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The lid it's eight thirty where you are?
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I don't know, man, I'm just a little sleeping boy.
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You know. I woke up this morning. Wait. Sorry, Before
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I read this, I was definitely like, I went to
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sleep at a normal time last night, like early even.
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I woke up at like a normal time, and I
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went no, no, no, no, and I went back to
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So I'm gonna read this. Oh wait, first I'm gonna say, wait,
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why did you say what was the name that you said?
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That name's weird on Star Trek Michael Richards. Why did
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you say that?
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We'll get into it?
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Okay, okay, Well, in this case, the director of the
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episode of Gean Carlo Volpe. That's very Italian, pretty normal
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name to me, all right. And then on this one specifically,
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it's written by Craig Titley and Jin Klein did the script?
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So fact, what was it? Released February thirteenth, two thousand
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and nine. Hell, evil scientist doctor Nuvo Vindi is recreating
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the dreaded Blue Shadow virus in his secret underground lab
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on Naboo when he captures Senator Senator Amidala and jar
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Jar Binks Anakin and Obi Wan Mount a rescue operation
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and a soaka and Rex and a bomb squad and
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also that cool Gungan lady whose name was.
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Peppy pe Peppy Bell.
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She had her ears back in a sorry we'll get
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into it, but they in her character design of like
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making a lady youngin they uh you remember from space
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jam when they did Lola Bunny and they turned bugs
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bunny Like they were like, how do we make a
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hot bunny? And they like make it so that like
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she can like pull her ears back like like a ponytail. Yeah,
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that's what happens here.
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Well. Dave Filoni famously says.
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Are you gonna play sexy Gung?
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He also says, I love I love a hat so freely.
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He's so funny, so funny that I'd like a character
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with a hat.
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I had no idea that Dave Filoni likes hats. It's
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not he is never once put a character in a
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hat or helmet.
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No, it's his Helmets.
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Star Wars is helmets Sexy Young.
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No, he did say that that's a sound.
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Clip horrifying straight up are just.
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Like sexy young.
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Lady, sexy gungin.
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Lady, uh by Pebo.
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Before we move on some correspondence.
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Oh my god, I know right, Oh my god. People
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want to talk to us. They want to say hello.
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Uh from Austin Aaron cue happy hhm?
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What is Jim hot to go.
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Hot hot happy hot horn to.
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You happy happy Holla, Graham holocron.
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Months I personally asked me, I'm gonna go with happy hard.
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I feel really worried about not knowing this HHM.
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Certainly hello, perceptive podcast People's Kenny. We are starting to
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watch Brooklyn nine nine in my household. Hey, that's wonderful.
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I'm really impressed by the joke structures, an ensemble building,
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less impressed by the season one sexism. How do you
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think the show holds up after eleven years? Do you
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think Star Trek ages quicker or slower than comedy? Comedy
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definitely ages faster than Star Trek. Star Trek is dealing
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with themes questions seem basic to human existence. But also
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I'm completely unbiased because Star Trek has existed for me
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since before I even had memories, So I'm like, yeah,
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this just looks like, now, what are you talking about?
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Oh yeah, I think comedy shifts quickly. I think comedy
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it as we become more aware of what we are
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punching down or punching up to, and we are thinking
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kind of more holistically. Yeah, comedy is gonna shift and change.
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I was just thinking about that. So I was like,
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when's last time I watched Brooklyn nine nine? And I
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don't think it was. I didn't watch it as it
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was coming out. It was only a few years ago,
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and I don't recall feeling particularly frustrated more probably just
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like you know, which is a very different experience, and
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like say watching Friends and being like I can't get
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past I cannot watch this show anymore, Like I just
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cannot even watch it. But then I think about like
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a Blazing Saddles, which I actually think has certain jokes
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that are now but like as a general movie, like
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Is truly still works it every single way because it
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is coming from very much the perspective it is. It
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is centered and focused on the story of a marginalized
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person and someone who is in full support of that
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black man and is treated with a kind of kindness
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that I think is and it's yeah, so like the
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jokes of like the engagement of these differences are of
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like race and what that looks like. And the bad
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guys are the shitty racist guys, these white guys anyway.
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You know, I think I think about blazing sad as
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a lot because people use that as a little like
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we could never make that this and I'm just like
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you shut up, shut up, like you're good and you
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actually you should honestly, like these are the stories, right,
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It's more it will not more racist, It's just it
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is it is more dangerous to actually a color blind
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way like anyway, because we are a dressing true systemic injustice.
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Speaking of addressing things.
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Uh huh huh.
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I am one hundred and fifty hours into Balder's Gate three.
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That sounds like a nightmare.
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Oh my god? Wait or wait is this still Aaron?
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Yeah? This is still Aaron?
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Oh god, incredible.
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That sounds like a nightmare.
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No, it's not.
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Why would you play a game for one hundred and
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fifty hours?
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I would if I could. I've actually, I've actually gotten
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to the point in Balder's Gate where it used to
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be because I just wasn't a video game player, so
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I was like, Oh, I've been sitting here too long.
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I'm too stressed out now. I'm like, if it weren't midnight,
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I would keep playing this game. I would keep playing
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it forever.
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Well, Aaron says as a big D and d NERD,
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I am enthralled by the seeing combat and gameplay translated
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so well, and disappointed by not being able to say
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whatever I want during the character interactions, I out, who's
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your main crew? I'm Lazel shirt Will and a monk.
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Who's your main ship? Lazel is Basil?
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What did you just names?
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Did you just I don't know as when I'm just
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reading the question is can I haven't played Bader's Game three,
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and I'm never going to because I think video games
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for dorks.
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Oh my gosh. Okay, wait, wait wait, I'm gonna actually
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read the email. Las Ll shadow Heart Will and a
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monk is what he said?
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Okay, what's your name?
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Shadow Heart? He just wrote s Hart Laisel, shadow Heart
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Will and he is a monk.
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That I'm going to be the one that's reading the email.
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Is okay, I can get it.
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Lasil shirt Will and a.
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Monk Laceel Lazel Fasil. Oh yeah, so, oh, who's my
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main ship, so he means my ship. Oh my god,
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it's it's my character in shadow Heart. That's who my
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ship is, my character. So I really love D twenty
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Dimension twenty on Dropout Television. And there's a character that
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zach O Yama plays in Fantasy High called Gorgug, and
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Gorgug is a half orc barbarian, and I think, yeah,
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I think he's Yeah, he's a barbarian, that's what. So yeah, anyway,
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and there's like a funny bit where there's like a
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high elf who's another character's grandfather who just cannot say
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his name and calls him georg. So my character is
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a half ork, half work barred though, which is fun
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because we love a giant hole king half orc who
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also plays a little loot and has really a high charisma.
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And their name is Georgage, so that's fine. And I
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tried so hard to woo shadow Heart and I succeeded.
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I succeeded. She's a sticky, steaky get that I really
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was into her. Also, Carlac is a great character because
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she's basically just like a toppy domy like sort of
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like lesbian type of vibe and you feel like you
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want to see her with like a cigar she rules.
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Speaking of Toppy Austin, Aaron explains what HHM means to
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us two white people.
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Fucking god, what assholes.
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Which star franchise do you think has done a better
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job representing Hispanic folks? Easy question? And or.
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Yeah, I think if we're talking franchise, either Star Wars
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or Star Trek. Well, let's see.
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It's it's Star Wars because you have.
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Because there's and broke one and and.
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I think, uh, Latin X representation of Star Trek is