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Welcome to the Trek Wars Podcast, the one podcast that
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dares to answer the most important question in fandom, which
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is better Star Trek or Star Wars by going through
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both franchises and chronological release order. I am Kenny Madison,
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the Star Trek contingent, and with me as Per always
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is the executive host.
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Ask in a Webster Aspen.
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Webster, what what happened? I literally saw nothing happen over there,
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and he was laughing automatically by well.
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I I moved. I moved. I'm trying to figure out
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this positioning for this microphone because I don't have a
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cool little arm thing like you do, so I'm using
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a an easel. But so now it's pick for painting.
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It's like positioned in such a way that like my
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hands slammed right into it. So I just assumed that
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there was sound, but I guess not. I kind of
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just you know, you know, never never see them. They
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never let them see you flinch, Kenny, never see them flinch. Anyway.
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I'm the executive co host. I've been promoted, well not
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an executive co host.
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Executive host.
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Does I mean I'm above you?
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Uh?
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Oh oh, I don't, can you promote me to be
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above you. I don't think you can do that. That's
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not how works anyway. I'm askeping Webster. I'm the Star
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Wars contingent.
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Absolutely you are, and that Star Wars contingent will be
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defending Mystery of a Thousand Moons from Star Wars The
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Clone War season one versus me and defending the Lights
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of Zatar from Star Trek the Original series season three.
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Will you be actually defending it or will you be
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hating it?
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I like it. I don't know, because I was. I was,
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I was prepared to be bummed. So I remember watching
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this episode last time and I was like, oh boy,
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that's a lot better now.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, and I'm happy to defend moons.
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So many moons, so many moons, so many moons.
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Many as as Dave Filoni said, Oh no, we had
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to make so many moons.
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We had to make George and he wanted a bunch
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of moons, and so we went with some unused Ralph
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McCrory art, and we made a whole planet that's just moons.
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Goss. I'm so glad to hear, Dave. You really bring
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a real joy in a real easily vibe. I think
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to the podcast.
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George once pitched a planet that was all joy so
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I ran with that.
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Well, just full of hats.
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Well, speaking of having conversations on our recent episode that
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we recorded with Jesse Earl, we've been getting some comments
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and I'll read the specifically one which I'm so so
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very pleased with, which was a question from at William
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Limb nine zero sixty six, to which they say, wait,
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what was that song for the ship segment?
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Yay, yay, it's very sweet.
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That's very sweet. Of course that is I starship it
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from Jolty partner, who is just the greatest. And I'm
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so I'm pleased to punch that people are discovering that episode.
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And if you're a new listener, welcome, and if you're
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an old listener, welcome. What have we been? Come on?
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Heo, please stay peace. Stay this what happens when you
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make me executive? Wow, I'm sitting in a different place.
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What is wrong with you? I decided you look like
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a play of spaghetti that's held together with a fabulous shirt.
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This week, thank you were both very a green. I decided,
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if we're doing more like video stuff, I should also
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have nice background so I set myself up in front
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of like my only bookcase. But it means that like
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places ways that I might put my body are not
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working anymore. Put my back please, that I just want
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to orient myself. So now I'm just like I just
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like keep hitting things. Look look at my this is
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I've got a lot of clearly, I have a lot
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of stuff related to Leya. Anyway, Yeah, about about that song.
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I always tell people that Joel just like looked at
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me one day it was like, you should have a
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song for that segment. I was like, okay, and then
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he started. He had this really intense face for a
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little while, and then he just like disappeared for an
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hour and he came back and it was like clean
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this up. I was like, what what are you talking about?
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So we were just talking about it. I was like,
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I think it's like a minute's too long for a
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segment song, But there's nothing I want to cut, Like
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you know what, Yeah, we'll stand by it. That's a
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good song.
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Well, speaking of nothing that we want to cut, yeah,
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let's cut too. The next segment where we provide synopsis
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for both of these episodes.
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It's they only get better? Can he thank you.
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I appreciate that they only get better. Asked, well, why
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don't you start us off this week?
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I will, except I just navigated away from it.
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That's the opposite of what we do this every week.
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I know. It was like it was prepped. It was prepped.
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Let's see. He's like, I got this talk amongst yourselves. Ah.
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Mystery of a Thousand Moons Starry Wars The Clone Wars
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released February thirteenth, two thousand and nine.
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Outstanding.
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It is thanks director is Jesse. Yeah, gosh, I love
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that name, Jesse. Yeah and interesting. So on the writing credits,
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it says drewsy Greenberg a supervising writer. So I imagine
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maybe it was just true. I don't know if anybody
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else is involved. Seems wild, but let's see. This is
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the second episode in the two episode arc, continuing from
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the Blue Shadow virus that Kenny hated. Kenny hates sexy
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Gungion ladies.
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Yes, hold on a second, we got to use it.
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The gung and sexy Gungon ladies.
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The deadly Drewsey Greenberg, he's a big to you.
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Yeah. He wrote for Buffy Smallville era Agents of Shield.
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He's written some comic books like Green Air on Buffy
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the Vampire Slayer comics.
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Incredible. He's a staff writer on Buffy.
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I probably saw he probably saw Joss Whedon do a
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whole bunch of crimes.
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Oh yis Warehouse thirteen, though you see, Yay, there's twelve
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other warehouses. None of them are as cool as Warehouse thirteen.
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We're as gay.
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On's just like stuffed lamas.
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That's the gayest one.
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Warehouse eight, as we all know, the gayest icon a
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stuff Lama lama.
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Not a lie mama stuff mamma. Yeah. Warehouse eight, it's
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just a bunch of like tiny little sheep porcelain figurines
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that your aunt gave you because she did never have
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any children of her own.
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A Warehouse two is just a loose assortment of papers,
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and you always think that you're about to make sense
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of how they're assorted, but then there's like fifty new
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pages where you're like, what is this? I don't understand,
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and so you can't call it them, and so you
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have to walk out and you're just like, I can't
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make heads or tails of this.
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Right right, right right. So Flood written by the TV
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archaeologist on IMDb. Our best friend, the deadly Blue Shadow
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virus is unleashed. Whoops, we thought you thought it was
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not a problem, But it was unleashed in Vindi's underground lab.
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With padme Ahsoka jar Jar, and sufferal Clone troopers stuck
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in it, Anakin and Obi Wan have just forty eight
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hours to find a cure. They travel to the moons
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of Yego. Sounds familiar the moons of Diego, but from where.
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But we'll have a hard time trying to get past
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the ghost of drawl in order to leave again. That's
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a good summary. That's basically what happens.
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We'll see how that summary stacks up against this summary.
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The Lights of Zatar, which of course aired January thirty first,
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nineteen sixty nine, director Herb ken Wi and writer Jeremy
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Harcher and Serry Lewis. Sherry Lewis, I know that names
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from somewhere, so anyways, From an NBC press release issued
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January ninth, nineteen sixty nine, Alien entities endangered the Enterprise
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when they take over the brain of a beautiful lieutenant
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aboard the ship in the Lights of Zatar on NBC
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Television Networks, Star Trek Friday, January thirty first Jan Schutan
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guest stars as Lieutenant Miro Romaine, who becomes the unwilling
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body for several alien brains survivors of an ancient planet.
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Scotty and Mira become enamored with each other, unaware that
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her body is being used for the completion of another
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life cycle, which will destroy her own.
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Yikes, it's true though, that also nails it. Did you
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feel like she was enamored of Scotty.
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was a weird, uh sort of vibe like I.
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Sorry, first impressions.
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Hold on, I gotta, I gotta the first impressions theme.
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Song Sexy Young and Motherfucker. Yeah.
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Of course that sound effect is a reference to our
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previous episode, which you can find over at our YouTube
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channel YouTube dot com slash at track worse pot First impressions, Uh,
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Mystery of a Thousand Moons. Vast improvement over the previous week, Satar,
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vast improvement over the previous weeks because last week, I
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don't know if you remember this, I was pretty cheesed.
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You were grumpy boy, which I was a grumpy boy,
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which I don't know. Sometimes I think maybe we need
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to acknowledge the fact that it could just be like
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what we bring to the viewing experience sometimes, like the
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shades of whatever mood we're in can sometimes affect our experience.
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And what if you were just having a bad day.
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Now, both the episodes were bad, won't I was having
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a rad week? Actually got it? Yeah, I like both
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of these episodes. Mystery of a Thousand Moons, well, I
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think there's some more things to pontificate with Lights of Zatar.
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Not necessarily great things, but I think there are some.
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There's some really clunky thematics that are really juicy to
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think about in Lights of Zatar, and Mystery of a
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Thousand Moons is just a straightforward adventure thing, it is.
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I was trying to think of some if there's anything, well,
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I mean there's it's pretty classic Thematics, Star Trek, Thematics,
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Star Wars, adventury stuff. But there's a bit of a
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Anakin's you can see little more moments of Anakin stuff,
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I guess connection some journey pieces.
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We've got some episode two Anakin this week, and yeah,
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which is Anakin has just been a guy for so
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much of the Clone Wars, and this week he gets
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to be a petty little bee, which is great because
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everyone else is just not.
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What do you like? Why do you like this episode
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better than the last one?
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Because it's better. There's so much less jar Jar antics?
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Is that?
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Why?
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Is that the primary reason why it is?
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It is? It is frustrating whenever jar Jar is not
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competent at anything sure, which.
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Yeah is true, and in this case he does. He
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is the reason Padmeg gets exposed to the virus.
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So, I mean, there's so many things that they're doing
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in this episode that is just so bone headed, but
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you hand wave it because like the plot needs to happen,
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and because like you know, you know the fates of
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most of the characters except for Ahsoka, which it would
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have been ballsy if they killed off Ahsoka Tano.
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Here, yeah, I won't say anything about Asokatano being killed off.
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I'll never say anything about Ahsoka Tana being killed off
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multiple times. Cool oh yeah, thinking of being killed off?
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So this I was thinking because this is one of
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those this episode from the Felony Zoni they were talking
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about how it was like, let me play the sound sexy.
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I can't believe that he said those words.
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He said, sexy Gungan, lady, sexy Gungan lady.
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Ladies.
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It's like that dimitring Martin bit. That's like just ending
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everything with ladies makes it sound so much craepier. You're like, help,
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I'm stuck down a well, ladies. That sexy young ladies, ladies. Ah,
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even you know what makes it better? So it was
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it was. It was George Lucas doess a Lucas desire
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to have more to it, and I say, sometimes it
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becomes like prequeently something comes to seql It's like, we
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want to keep this going, and you think you've done it,
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but you think you've solved the problem, but actually there's
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more to be said and done. Which is that making for?
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In my mind, an episode that's actually feels like it
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could be two full episodes, Like the whole bit about
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uh Diego is like it could be its own full