Oct. 11, 2024

Mystery of a Thousand Moons vs. The Lights of Zetar

Mystery of a Thousand Moons vs. The Lights of Zetar
Mystery of a Thousand Moons vs. The Lights of Zetar
Trek Wars Podcast
Mystery of a Thousand Moons vs. The Lights of Zetar

This week's theme? Frustrating world-building.

Mystery of a Thousand Moons feels like a latter day George Lucas episode: a follow-up ep shoehorning in unrelated thematics that never gel. It also features a young boy. 

Filoni and co. seemingly grit...

This week's theme? Frustrating world-building.

Mystery of a Thousand Moons feels like a latter day George Lucas episode: a follow-up ep shoehorning in unrelated thematics that never gel. It also features a young boy.

Filoni and co. seemingly grit their teeth during the Filoni Zoni for the BTS, so you know we talk about it.

For Lights of Zetar, we talk about the gaslighting of our protagonist in the ep. Which is funny, because the episode is literally about empowerment.

And Kenny meets his new favorite character.

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0:27 Welcome to the Trek Wars Podcast, the one podcast that dares to answer the most important question in fandom, which is better Star Trek or Star Wars by going through both franchises and chronological release order. I am Kenny Madison, the Star Trek contingent, and with me as Per always is the executive host. Ask in a Webster Aspen. Webster, what what happened? I literally saw nothing happen over there, and he was laughing automatically by well. I I moved. I moved. I'm trying to figure out this positioning for this microphone because I don't have a cool little arm thing like you do, so I'm using a an easel. But so now it's pick for painting.

1:10 It's like positioned in such a way that like my hands slammed right into it. So I just assumed that there was sound, but I guess not. I kind of just you know, you know, never never see them. They never let them see you flinch, Kenny, never see them flinch. Anyway. I'm the executive co host. I've been promoted, well not an executive co host. Executive host. Does I mean I'm above you? Uh? Oh oh, I don't, can you promote me to be above you. I don't think you can do that. That's not how works anyway. I'm askeping Webster. I'm the Star Wars contingent. Absolutely you are, and that Star Wars contingent will be defending Mystery of a Thousand Moons from Star Wars The Clone War season one versus me and defending the Lights of Zatar from Star Trek the Original series season three.

2:02 Will you be actually defending it or will you be hating it? I like it. I don't know, because I was. I was, I was prepared to be bummed. So I remember watching this episode last time and I was like, oh boy, that's a lot better now. Yeah, I mean, you know, and I'm happy to defend moons. So many moons, so many moons, so many moons. Many as as Dave Filoni said, Oh no, we had to make so many moons. We had to make George and he wanted a bunch of moons, and so we went with some unused Ralph McCrory art, and we made a whole planet that's just moons.

2:54 Goss. I'm so glad to hear, Dave. You really bring a real joy in a real easily vibe. I think to the podcast. George once pitched a planet that was all joy so I ran with that. Well, just full of hats. Well, speaking of having conversations on our recent episode that we recorded with Jesse Earl, we've been getting some comments and I'll read the specifically one which I'm so so very pleased with, which was a question from at William Limb nine zero sixty six, to which they say, wait, what was that song for the ship segment? Yay, yay, it's very sweet.

3:38 That's very sweet. Of course that is I starship it from Jolty partner, who is just the greatest. And I'm so I'm pleased to punch that people are discovering that episode. And if you're a new listener, welcome, and if you're an old listener, welcome. What have we been? Come on? Heo, please stay peace. Stay this what happens when you make me executive? Wow, I'm sitting in a different place. What is wrong with you? I decided you look like a play of spaghetti that's held together with a fabulous shirt.

4:18 This week, thank you were both very a green. I decided, if we're doing more like video stuff, I should also have nice background so I set myself up in front of like my only bookcase. But it means that like places ways that I might put my body are not working anymore. Put my back please, that I just want to orient myself. So now I'm just like I just like keep hitting things. Look look at my this is I've got a lot of clearly, I have a lot of stuff related to Leya. Anyway, Yeah, about about that song. I always tell people that Joel just like looked at me one day it was like, you should have a song for that segment. I was like, okay, and then he started. He had this really intense face for a little while, and then he just like disappeared for an hour and he came back and it was like clean this up. I was like, what what are you talking about?

5:14 So we were just talking about it. I was like, I think it's like a minute's too long for a segment song, But there's nothing I want to cut, Like you know what, Yeah, we'll stand by it. That's a good song. Well, speaking of nothing that we want to cut, yeah, let's cut too. The next segment where we provide synopsis for both of these episodes. It's they only get better? Can he thank you. I appreciate that they only get better. Asked, well, why don't you start us off this week? I will, except I just navigated away from it. That's the opposite of what we do this every week. I know. It was like it was prepped. It was prepped.

5:55 Let's see. He's like, I got this talk amongst yourselves. Ah. Mystery of a Thousand Moons Starry Wars The Clone Wars released February thirteenth, two thousand and nine. Outstanding. It is thanks director is Jesse. Yeah, gosh, I love that name, Jesse. Yeah and interesting. So on the writing credits, it says drewsy Greenberg a supervising writer. So I imagine maybe it was just true. I don't know if anybody else is involved. Seems wild, but let's see. This is the second episode in the two episode arc, continuing from the Blue Shadow virus that Kenny hated. Kenny hates sexy Gungion ladies.

6:35 Yes, hold on a second, we got to use it. The gung and sexy Gungon ladies. The deadly Drewsey Greenberg, he's a big to you. Yeah. Yeah. He wrote for Buffy Smallville era Agents of Shield. He's written some comic books like Green Air on Buffy the Vampire Slayer comics. Incredible. He's a staff writer on Buffy. I probably saw he probably saw Joss Whedon do a whole bunch of crimes. Oh yis Warehouse thirteen, though you see, Yay, there's twelve other warehouses. None of them are as cool as Warehouse thirteen. We're as gay. On's just like stuffed lamas.

7:19 That's the gayest one. Warehouse eight, as we all know, the gayest icon a stuff Lama lama. Not a lie mama stuff mamma. Yeah. Warehouse eight, it's just a bunch of like tiny little sheep porcelain figurines that your aunt gave you because she did never have any children of her own. A Warehouse two is just a loose assortment of papers, and you always think that you're about to make sense of how they're assorted, but then there's like fifty new pages where you're like, what is this? I don't understand, and so you can't call it them, and so you have to walk out and you're just like, I can't make heads or tails of this. Right right, right right. So Flood written by the TV archaeologist on IMDb. Our best friend, the deadly Blue Shadow virus is unleashed. Whoops, we thought you thought it was not a problem, But it was unleashed in Vindi's underground lab.

8:16 With padme Ahsoka jar Jar, and sufferal Clone troopers stuck in it, Anakin and Obi Wan have just forty eight hours to find a cure. They travel to the moons of Yego. Sounds familiar the moons of Diego, but from where. But we'll have a hard time trying to get past the ghost of drawl in order to leave again. That's a good summary. That's basically what happens. We'll see how that summary stacks up against this summary. The Lights of Zatar, which of course aired January thirty first, nineteen sixty nine, director Herb ken Wi and writer Jeremy Harcher and Serry Lewis. Sherry Lewis, I know that names from somewhere, so anyways, From an NBC press release issued January ninth, nineteen sixty nine, Alien entities endangered the Enterprise when they take over the brain of a beautiful lieutenant aboard the ship in the Lights of Zatar on NBC Television Networks, Star Trek Friday, January thirty first Jan Schutan guest stars as Lieutenant Miro Romaine, who becomes the unwilling body for several alien brains survivors of an ancient planet.

9:24 Scotty and Mira become enamored with each other, unaware that her body is being used for the completion of another life cycle, which will destroy her own. Yikes, it's true though, that also nails it. Did you feel like she was enamored of Scotty. Kind of kind of sort of? Yeah, it was a weird one. It was weird. It was a weird, uh sort of vibe like I. Was like, well, yeah, first impressions. Sorry, first impressions. Hold on, I gotta, I gotta the first impressions theme. Song Sexy Young and Motherfucker. Yeah.

10:12 Of course that sound effect is a reference to our previous episode, which you can find over at our YouTube channel YouTube dot com slash at track worse pot First impressions, Uh, Mystery of a Thousand Moons. Vast improvement over the previous week, Satar, vast improvement over the previous weeks because last week, I don't know if you remember this, I was pretty cheesed. You were grumpy boy, which I was a grumpy boy, which I don't know. Sometimes I think maybe we need to acknowledge the fact that it could just be like what we bring to the viewing experience sometimes, like the shades of whatever mood we're in can sometimes affect our experience. And what if you were just having a bad day.

10:54 Now, both the episodes were bad, won't I was having a rad week? Actually got it? Yeah, I like both of these episodes. Mystery of a Thousand Moons, well, I think there's some more things to pontificate with Lights of Zatar. Not necessarily great things, but I think there are some. There's some really clunky thematics that are really juicy to think about in Lights of Zatar, and Mystery of a Thousand Moons is just a straightforward adventure thing, it is. I was trying to think of some if there's anything, well, I mean there's it's pretty classic Thematics, Star Trek, Thematics, Star Wars, adventury stuff. But there's a bit of a Anakin's you can see little more moments of Anakin stuff, I guess connection some journey pieces.

11:48 We've got some episode two Anakin this week, and yeah, which is Anakin has just been a guy for so much of the Clone Wars, and this week he gets to be a petty little bee, which is great because everyone else is just not. What do you like? Why do you like this episode better than the last one? Because it's better. There's so much less jar Jar antics? Is that? Why? Is that the primary reason why it is? It is? It is frustrating whenever jar Jar is not competent at anything sure, which. Yeah is true, and in this case he does. He is the reason Padmeg gets exposed to the virus.

12:32 So, I mean, there's so many things that they're doing in this episode that is just so bone headed, but you hand wave it because like the plot needs to happen, and because like you know, you know the fates of most of the characters except for Ahsoka, which it would have been ballsy if they killed off Ahsoka Tano. Here, yeah, I won't say anything about Asokatano being killed off. I'll never say anything about Ahsoka Tana being killed off multiple times. Cool oh yeah, thinking of being killed off?

13:15 So this I was thinking because this is one of those this episode from the Felony Zoni they were talking about how it was like, let me play the sound sexy. I can't believe that he said those words. He said, sexy Gungan, lady, sexy Gungan lady. Ladies. It's like that dimitring Martin bit. That's like just ending everything with ladies makes it sound so much craepier. You're like, help, I'm stuck down a well, ladies. That sexy young ladies, ladies. Ah, even you know what makes it better? So it was it was. It was George Lucas doess a Lucas desire to have more to it, and I say, sometimes it becomes like prequeently something comes to seql It's like, we want to keep this going, and you think you've done it, but you think you've solved the problem, but actually there's more to be said and done. Which is that making for?

14:13 In my mind, an episode that's actually feels like it could be two full episodes, Like the whole bit about uh Diego is like it could be its own full episode that could get full exploration. I love that, Like, since you like this one, I feel like I can be a little bit more critical. It could be like what as opposed to just being like I like Star Wars leave Brittany alone, so. There's get to leave Brittany alone person on this podcast. Yeah, sweetheart, no, no, no, I leave them alone, leave them alone. There there is enough in there for it to be a full adventure, to be like what is happening on this backwater planet? You get this introduction of this kid who could basically is basically a version of Anakin, which is an interesting kind of moment of Anakin connecting with someone else, a threat to a planet and a people, and as something very very dynamic and interesting. This this threat being is those Jabo's his name, and then Jabo and like what's happened is they no one could ever leave the planet because the separatists had come into that space and then left it. When they left it, they

15:44 set up a kind of electrical field that just destroys any ship that tries to leave it. Like that's horrifying. You can never get out, you have no idea what it is, and so they've called it this ghost and that in of itself is such an interesting type of story, like you could sit there forever, right, it's good to have I think a time limit on it, of like we got to get back in time to save our bodies. That's okay, But so maybe it did work. But I want to go. It deflated the tension right by going to another planet, yes, and having Spider. Adventures Spider because they climb, they climb now, they do well, they've always climbed.

16:27 They climb now, yeah, they've always climbed. You're not doing you're not doing the Rise of Skywalker line. Oh sorry, Dudean they climb now, they climb now. Is that what he says? Oh yeah, I can say that they climb now somehow, Audrey to returned. I mean, there's a lot of fun dynamics. There's a lot of cool shit happening. Talk about Rise of skywork. It's fine. So you're right, it did it did it sort of rather than increased the tension of the like, oh we got to go to this planet, oh my gosh, just planting out there where we could get this root that could be the one thing that could cure this, uh, this virus that got out like and is killing the love of my life and like one of two other people that I love more than anything. So it does. It's sort of like to please it a little bit because now you're like hang them with like old dude who like uses vulture droids as his little hammock and like it's like the vibe of it is really good for maybe a different sort of context, you know what I mean, because it was fun.

17:38 There are so many things well just that aspect alone of this twelve year old that has successfully reprogrammed a legion of droids on it. That opens a world building question because I would assume if a twelve year old could do that, literally, anyone at the Galactic Republic side, after they've destroyed a whole droids could reprogram the droids and have a legion of droids that could then infiltrate and report back. Don't think about it though, I mean, it's plot waiting stuff. I think. I wonder if there's a I don't like, an implication of like, wow, you're a one in a million type of genius like Anakin as when it comes to mechanical things, which the real So then you could actually be like, well, it's not a plot hole. What it is is sort of a lost opportunity to be like, what does it look like when Anakin meets this version?

18:32 This is like someone who's like him and is all alone and doesn't have parents and is trapped Like there's an. Episode doesn't really seem interested in exploring that at all. Well, that's what I mean, it should have if it had maybe if hads face to be that, and it could have been a like you see, I see, I've been seeing a lot of like as I'm kind of going through, and I was like recapping for my brain because I watched it when I was sick. There's you see people who are like, oh, we're seeing some of like the dark siding can come out, and I'm like, I guess, I mean you're seeing Anakin desperate to save people he loves. And so if you define dark sand falling to dark Sand, Anakin as being obsessed like which I guess technically will yeah, but I also.

19:16 Oh, no, he's obsessed. Let me check my nose. Here people that he cares about? No, no, no, that's not the ways supposed to give a ship. Meanwhile, obi Wan's looking at him, looking at him caring about people on Opien wands all like. Yeah, because obi Wan doesn't fall in love with anyone. You are bleeding from your nose. I keep being a little like spoiler asshole. Anyway, I I think there could have been a space for that, and so it was an interesting sort of like then that way, you know, I guess we could expand we could go a little bit farther.

19:59 Whenever watching Clone Wars episodes and whenever we're watching the Folony Zoni, whenever we're listening to mister Sexy Gung himself. What is fun in watching the Felony Zoni stuff is trying to figure out which parts are things that they clearly dislike, but they have to justify it in this behind the scenes features because George is the boss. Uh huh? Do you ever play that game? I sometimes I wonder. I don't think they liked this. I didn't don't. I don't think so either. I think I think they liked the design of the moons, yes, the design of the plan is, and I think they like some of the world building.

20:47 I don't. I don't think they. I don't think Folony liked Jabo. I don't think so. I think he was like, why the fuck are you putting this in here? Like this kid, which is. Why I give it a circle. I circled in my notes that you know that Jabe was a George invention. No one said anything, but I'm just like, yeah, he. Straight up as like like no other designs you've had before, like you know, like. A it's it's such a it's a he's a he's a fine character. There's nothing that I am against theory about JBO hood. But like for the rest of the stuff that we've watched so far of the Clone Wars, and then there's suddenly this twelve year old yep, yeah, that comes in and again huge world building change right right then I'm asking so many questions of things. And then also in the Polony Zoning, they say George just decides to make prequels sequels to F's he likes this is one of them.

21:55 As someone who didn't know. And then oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, so you know, like this the behind the scenes stuff. Yes, I had to stop this because I was watching this special feature over at my partner's house. Kenny's in love. Kenny's in love. Just live Scott, He's in. Love exactly a gaslight Heidi constantly. Usually tell alder shit people about your. Remonitionis but anyway, Killian Plunkett. That's the guy. He's the first line in this week's behind the scenes feature, which I'm going to miss these things because it seems like these behind the scenes featurett's really just start not existing, but Killian Plunkett says A Thousand Moons was originally one of those episodes that didn't exist.

23:00 And he's like, I really wish it had kept not existing. I can't do an Irish accent, like you can't thank you beautiful work on it. Nope, that's tool. That's too dublin. That's it's a little. Bit more in this. You're starting to sound like the TSI roll. Out three George Lucas Sintra three. Ah again like poetry. So if they rhyme, I'm not as someone who uh didn't. I mean, I was defending Blue Shadow virus. But it's still all like ranked it lower than I've ranked other episodes. I'm not surprised that George really liked it.

23:41 I'm not true because he loves charge. Okay, yeah, I mean so listen, this is a fun ass episode, an ass episode if you're going to that's why it's always like, let's let's go from the assumption that yeah, that was his idea. It's once again sort of a strange like it like just misses right because you and I look at that and we're like, okay, why is this kid here and you could like foresee not to be like, oh my god, we'd like write such a better episode than this, but like we could see it and be like, what is the purpose of him?

24:21 If he's going to be this, he could be anyone. Just because the episode is not really well, what it is interested in exploring is stuff that we've kind of already explored before, which is, oh, Anakin's attached to. People, right, and we're going to keep doing that, and we're not like hitting it hard enough that it actually makes much of a difference here, Like we're not like we know like and he's going to get even more, like he's getting fucking enraged. We've seen it happen. We're going to keep seeing it happen unless it becomes a different manifestation. Okay, sure, watches also the frustration whenever you have an inter cool TV show. Okay, so you've got to clear. Intol intel intermeding between cale meaning.

25:02 What yes, like the movie Alien round me Lis, Wait. What is does mean? What? Interquo between what. You've got SQL, you've got prequel. Equal, you got interl interkol. Yeah, so you've got a set beginning point for Anakin Skywalker. You've got an end point for Anakin Skywalker unless somehow he returns and so, but the rules of TV is that you have characters progress just a little bit, the assumed rules, you know, according to TV writing. And I think just Dan Harmon talking about TV characters progress a little bit, they kind of returned back to the status quo.

25:46 But there's a little bit of progress. But the beginning of Revenge of the Sith is a sequel to episode two. Yes, the really the only think that has changed is that an Obi Wan are friends. And and Anakin has that red scar and also long hair to show the passage of time. Sure, and also they choose black, so they choose not to tackle him growing his hair out, which I'm pretty frustrated by. So far, it'll happen. There's going to be a time to film great wonderful. Well, no, there isn't. There's a time, jop In Tarakowski. I mean there will be like he will start to grow out his hair like you see it happen. I don't know what I'm saying. You see it happen.

26:31 George wanted to grow Anagin's hair out, so we designed a whole planet of hair based on Ralph mcquarie's dying. So we got together and we decided what would be the texture of the hair if George wanted it this way, and we decided that we would go with a with a two C type hair. We had to ask ourself questions about light is the hair, how buoyant is the hair? How much bounce does it have whenever it's in the sun, How does that affect it versus how it's in the moon. All these fundamental questions that we've been wanting to ask since the beginning, but we really haven't had the time in development until George gave.

27:17 Us this gift and then we went into a partnership with Esta lawder Lad. Do you think that we're the only Star Wars Star Trek podcasters with Dave Bloni and Killian Plunkett impressions? Oh god, I think we're probably the only ones with Dave Filony, George Killian. Uh. Who are your others? You have really good ones? Who else did you You've done well? Multiple I've got my Darth Maul impression. Now let's hear it. Okay, all right, that was so good.

28:00 Thank you. I like to tell just like from within your skin like red and black stripes just emerged on your face. I would say, yeah, probably. What other impressions do I have? Oh? I mean I got the one word Shatner impression. We have the one word Shatner impression. Woman woman, woman ships, a woman with legs and breasts, womanly needs, womanly needs, womanly needs. So anyways, it's fun to play the game of what are there? What are they having to be polite about George inventions right and jabo because you and me were like, how can we connect this thematically? But then you bring George Lucas into the thing and he's like, what if the episodes about uh OPI wan eating a sandwich?

28:56 And for those of you who didn't watch the episode, this is what it's about. Yeah, they all foot long. It feels like, no, I think George did want a spider? Did George want a spider? Did George want a spider? Are you confusing Kevin Smith story? What's up? Man? Kevin Smith? Here? I don't love my wife's But that's a good true it's a good impression too, uh I don't. I mean, there's really good visuals in it. There's also a there's a there's something called applying zand and we love you.

29:36 I love it. I liked it. I like this flying Zandy. It looks like we're bad. I don't know, it's a lot of cool visuals. It's just that it goes back to our classic like aesthetics saying right, like you can feel when maybe something is there for aesthetics and just because it's like, oh that's a fun idea. It just like gives me a lot of like a little a little thrill. I'm George's little troll versus like what would be why? Like why would this child be here? You know? And I want to I would, I just would love Yeah, I mean a story of like how interesting to have a kid? Who oh my god. Okay, just imagine this episode has a new blue shadow virus. We know, we get get it, we get it, we get it. You love bad me, you love a Sooka, we get it.

30:31 You got a temper? We know. Great. Imagine that meets this kid. I want listeners. I want you to pull over wherever you are. I want you to stop stop stop, block traffic. Damn it. Do for the art. So you meet a kid as kids also like like his parents are dead, but he's as smart as Anakin. But instead he's like surrounded by people who love him or like encourage his curiosity and like make space for him, and he like has attachments that are saying imaging. Then you know, JBO makes more sense.

31:15 I was just having this big egg kid, you know, just like rocking around his little hammock. That's a great idea because you're now exploring Anakin's relationship to you know, yea, the jet die. Imagine if there were a foil for. Because the season has been about slowly muddying the waters of all of this and you're still getting those classic Star Wars elements, but just like like TV developments, because you can't move the characters along, but what you can do is move You can change the ideas, and you can evolve the ideas to muddy up and great gray things up. And that would have been crad and instead it's just an adventure episode. That's pretty good.

32:06 Pretty good. I'm a pretty fun A question I have and this has actually been bugging the shit out of me. And can you tell me if I missed something? Padme and Anakin are in Asoka brother are dying. They've got vainy blue veins on their faces and they're. Like, that's how you know they're sick. That's how you know. That's how you know you don't just have like a cough. Well, well, make no mistake, there are some clones who do cough, which is luck Cut and the Feloni Zoni. There's some hand waving up being like the germs are actually getting through the filterration. We know canonically that those clones can work in space. You know how bad it would be if the filters didn't work at all in space can be pretty bad.

33:00 As Kenny, that's a different kind of suit impression work. Come fresh. I know that's what you're actually not at. Originally we were wanting to do the whole planet as a filter. It's dramatic irony, just an N. Ninety five mask. The whole planet's one big ninety. But instead of an N ninety five, because of Star Wars, it will be a Z ninety five. Cute Okay, So Patmes like, promise me you won't open the bunker because presumably then the blue Shadow virus to get out. But then after they get the root thing to fix them, I guess it just cuts and they're out of the bunker and they're just being taken off by the meddroids. And I'm like, so, you open the bunker, does that mean it got out? There's literally not I'm usually fine with that kind of shit, but it was actual way frustrating for me.

34:01 You and me, You and me are fine with this stuff. Look at us. We are not cinema sins that that is not us. We're like home to the magic Show. We want to believe. I want to believe. But whenever, you are not bothering to bring us thematics or something emotional that we can latch onto. If you are exercising something in aesthetic terms, which is completely fine, right, then what are you bringing to the table? What do you mean? And there are so many there are so many world building questions here that are just kind of hand waved away that would be really interesting to dig into, right and. Not the like, No, it's fun to have a background character that just looks cool. That's great. I'm going to talk about that. I'm talking about the fact that she explicitly said, promise me you won't open the bunker, And then I'm like, so, is what did it dissipate just because you have a cure for them? Does it mean what are you gonna give a cure to anybody who'd be in the radius of like this? You know, like what what do you? What's the vibe here?

35:03 There is a grid line that Patme does have where a clone dies because of the blue Shadow virus. Yes, this is good. And I don't remember the specific specific line. Do you remember the specific she says, what a waste? She says, what a waste? And and I, you know, I don't Is it maybe Racks or someone who's it's one of the droids is like our joy it's one of the the clones, is like, oh, it's what they were born was what we were born to do, you know, And it's just like yikes, And she's and she's like, clearly it does not like that either, Like she's just like she says. That something like hope their sacrifice, yeah is where it helps us. It helps us end this war, that's it.

35:47 Yeah, helps us in this war? What a waste of like like because she's like, this is human light and this is horrifying because that fucking bunny droid got away and snuck snuck around us a little Blenny Joy. Yeah. Once again, by the way, proving and what Patrick Cottner said on one of our previous episodes, which is Papi unfortunately gets relegated to these stories where it seems like she's boring, but she is the one who is presenting a lot of moral fortitude and bravery, and she often gets paired with jar Jar, which would like, I'm not as bothered as you are, but it does end up being feeling like its undermines her thing.

36:30 I want to make it abundantly clear. Okay, don't yell at me. I want to make abundantly clear. Yeah, I am not bothered by jar Jar. Okay. What I am bothered by, okay, is jar Jar not being good at anything. That's what jar Jar is, though you are. No, No, that's not ever been capable. That's not true. He's always accidentally capable. He punched that droid in the nose. Yeah, it did make it go.

37:10 Yeah, and then the droid didn't just like catapult all over the. Place, right right, I was just luck, you know what? In episode two, he greeted Anakin and Obi Wan successfully without grewing anything upright. He gave the he gave Palpatine emergency powers, right. He not that out of the part. Just did a great job. He did a great job with with accelerating the fall of the Galactic Republic. What do you think of this week's app? I don't know. It's fine. I like it more than last week's. I'm with you, I liked it more than last weeks I did. I did you know what I did?

37:52 We've already we've already done it better. I don't remember which episode it was. We've already done it better. The idea we. Already did it better. We've already done it better. The con scent of aliens who want to continue living, so maybe they like take over the body of a person, a beautiful. Woman, return to tomorrow? Right, I really liked what? Uh? With that said? That was? That was last season? Yeah? With that said, I didn't. I don't. I didn't particularly find it sleepy. Actually found it very interesting. This episode. I thought it was. I thought it was consistently interesting throughout. Ideas of it were fun. It was actually scary, like I think that's actually what makes me like it is it was it felt like a horror episode.

38:40 The sounds, yes, oh they are infected by the lights. And like their facial expressions. Legitimately one of the things that scares me the most is like the like big mouth like screaming with no sound kind of thing, or like oh God, oh, God of God, or like you know, like the first like in sixth sense, when like he opens the closet and there's like the girl inside of it. Oh no, is that that's not the sixth sense? That's no. No, the Ring. It's like the girl who watches it and you see what happens to when you open the closet. She's just like horrifying and like it's like she died screaming in the closet. Anyway, for people who don't like Carr, I'm so sorry that image scares the shit out of me.

39:26 And it was like that, I haven't seen the Ring. Have you seen the sixth sense? I never got around to it. I hadn't watched the first five. Well, the second sense. There's a bunch of porcelain puppy dons that your uncle collected, but he never wanted to share because he was afraid that it would risk his masculinity. He left them all to you in a warehouse. Ah. So yeah, yeah, So every time it happens with her Mirah, and then it's also they find a woman. Oh, this is the first, the first mention of the of memory alpha, right, Yes, where we get memory alpha. It's an actual library.

40:11 Space in space and memory alpha resource that we've used many many times. Which is so I didn't realize. I should have guessed, but I never I never knew. And yeah, they find everybody they're dead, and they find that woman and she's just making the most horrific facial expressions while that scary asset is coming out of her mouth, and it is a lot. It's chilling. Yeah, and for that truly unsettling. I did not like listening to it at all. Right, which might be the good mark of a thing, or might be the mark of a bad thing. Which I think maybe that's my analysis. I think you're smarty. It could either be good or it could be bad. I think, really that's an analysis that is widely appealing.

40:56 Mm hm, I can't disagree, thank you. I think basically employed, basically incapable physically. Ah, it's my impression. Yeah, Yes, we have had lots of sleepy episodes recently for Star Trek. This was less sleepy. There's still some very frustrating elements which might might be the common Alley between these episodes, so that two episodes that really enjoyed, but like on the surface level, there are more fascinating things that are like just like one step away, right, or I think in the case of Lights of Zatar might have been like unfortunately like fifty years away.

41:45 What do you mean? But uh, are you doing what I was doing? Where you kept being like maybe there's going to be another episode where something will happen that's similar but better. Yeah, Okay. They never follow up with this at all, even though they that plays mirror Romain. I was just like, oh, you're really good. She is another one of those like, wow, this guest performance is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Yeah, she's Uh, it's an interesting it's an interesting character because she does spend the whole time being deeply upset, which I would be too if my brain were being taken over by Yeah, aliens.

42:27 I have this episode to me and let me talk over you as I present this theme, thinking about how as I was thinking about what the theme the theme is was bodily autonomy, you think, so, I think that's what it is trying for, and I think from our twenty twenty four lens, I think it's failing mostly, but it is kind of about that. Whenever it makes allusions to greater theme, it is talking about a lieutenant first assignment is starfleet first assignment for the Federation, even though she's a lieutenant whatever whatever, Yeah, it's it's it's her first assignment and she's just kind of deciding who she's going to be. Yeah, and she gets done taken over by the titular lights of Zatar and it becomes can't do will she be able to wrestle agency away from this character or from these titular lights? How will she do it?

43:42 You are making me realize something, which is I think this episode much like what's the name of the episode with the Medusa medusin. Is there in truth? No beauty? Is there in truth? No beauty? I was never gonna remember that, and I was. I can't believe that I remember it that mouthful. That's an episode that is so focused on the experience of the woman like in this character and her motivations and something is happening to her, Things are happening, but she is there. What is so I think so different about that is the focus on her. This episode would have been better served to be more focused on Mira and her actual experience. She goes through the whole episode, it becomes about Scotti's relationship to her, which I'm I am not against us getting to have a romance, Like I'm not against romances, Like we should have romance because you get to be capable and have romance and Scotty should get one too. And I know it was purposeful by.

44:54 Your favorite movie is this four hour super cut of people kissing. It really is all the diferent types of kisses, big old, wet well little butterfly, Ga wet Butterfly. You help. When you cry. No, I was interrupting your point in order to make a stupid bit. I mean, it's a lot of matter. I'm not I'm not, I'm not against it. But because she has so little agency to start in that relationship, and I might be seeing it through the twenty twenty four leans of being like she's a lieutenant and he has power over her and they're working on this project together, and maybe it couldn't even be helped. It could have been helped, maybe even just by having her be way more interested in him, that there was like an equality of their interest together.

45:57 Scotty is an absolute sweetheart, like, but it definitely feels like he's even though they're not that different in age, it feels like he's much older than her. Oh yeah, it totally feels like a father daughter relationship. It because the way that treating. Her, and so then what happens is as opposed to it feeling like a or like an equal relationship for coming in which it can never because this is her first assignments, her first time here. She's a lieutenant, she's below him, all these things, right that, you know, whatever, we're starting here. Then as she's going through this horrific experience, he's literally like, don't tell anybody I know better than you.

46:39 Like he literally is like, it's just it's just space sickness, and like. You know, you couldn't possibly have had a vision, right. Like, like no one's that's never happened, even though we've gone through so much bullshit. Meanwhile, she rightly points out within the episode, you all do this stuff every week, right, right, which is remarkably self aware for a TV show in nineteen sixty nine. Like, I like that she's so angry because she's mad, like she's she's a real gram gram she does. They start calling her girl, though not to her face. They still call her lieutenant, but they start being like the girl, the girl. I don't think I've ever heard that.

47:20 And here's what is frustrating, because the episode ultimately boils down to this climactic incident where Mirror Romaine, Lieutenant Mirror Romaine, is wrestling control of her brain from the lights of Zatar and is going I'm in control, and just through a nineteen sixty nine lens. Right, you have a character where the climactic moment is about her asserting agency. Yeah. Meanwhile, the other climactic moment, where they are kind of trying to figure out what is going on with her in the meeting room, is nothing but other characters talking about her own own agency.

48:01 Yeah. So she's in the room getting talked about, yeah, and how and tragic it is that she's been taken over or something along those lines. They talk about her history like that she's pliable, like she's like yeah in terms of her personality, which I think is part of the idea that these aliens would be like, oh, we can seek you because we could take you over. And instead of Kirk asking Mirror Romain, yeah, Kirk asks McCoy Yeah, as if McCoy's medical knowledge of this transfer from Starfleet in the Federation would be more reliable than Lieutenant Muhau Romain. And that's from twenty twenty four. It's extremely clear how rough that is, even from nineteen sixty nine standards, where everyone's just running around being openly sexist.

48:59 Yeah. I hate making this this qualifier, uh, but it's bad storytelling fundamentally it is. I think another an easier fix would be, and what would make it a better episode would be if you're talking about agency and stuff, but for a fresh young graduate from Starfleet, make a chack law. Yeah, or or Christy Ali's character in Wrath of Khan, right, yeah, Like that's an interesting example of what you can do with like I mean, she's she's a graduate, rights, she's like, she's.

49:41 A graduate, but in Star Trek two is like thematically so freaking tight. Right right, you know. But also that's an example of a guest star as extrapolation of care, as extrapolation of theme that they're wanting to examine. So I don't even think that you need a guest starring or to examine this stuff. You have regulars. Yeah, right, right, right, right, Like you. Could have, I mean, and so it's frustrating. And then we get to the. Research accessing library computer data ASPEN. Are you familiar with the work of Sherry Lewis I Lamb Chop, Yeah, dog.

50:22 Yeah, And this is the only episode she wrote of Star Trek and she wanted to play that role. Yeah, and they said no. And they were like no, and I was like glow. Her name's Jen. Yes. Sherry Lewis was obviously responsible for Lamb Chop, beloved children's icon, and then not only that. At this point, by nineteen sixty eight, she was wanting to expand into drama as a writer and an actress. She was while the episode was filming, she was opening for Jack Betty I believe. So she was like a touring comedian two TLDNR. She she's a strong independent woman.

51:18 She wrote this episode with her husband as well. Her husband is also her business partner and her writing partner partner in all things. But Sherry Lewis is the face of the brand and she's the one that was going around doing things and so yeah, and then you and then her opinion of this episode was, and I'm quoting from these are the voyages ts seasons three from Mark Cushman and Susan Osborne. Sherry Lewis later said, I found working with mister fryer Berger, the showrunner, wonderful, but the story editor, Arthur Singer did things store a story that didn't make me enormously happy. The script as it exists is I think, less good than as we wrote it. No, I don't have access to the earlier drafts of things, and certainly there were lots of odds and ends that were chosen. But what feels weird, especially from a woman that was able to make a name for herself in nationwide TV. Uh huh, is to have a character. And this is just pure speculation on my part, but it doesn't feel It feels like boys making her a little bit more sedate. And also it could be like Shatner and Nimoi being like, we want some lines.

52:42 I mean, this doesn't sound too different than the DC Fontana story of last week's episode of it being like. When I saw that she wrote this, I was like, I my guess is the original script was good? My guess is the original script? I mean? I know that she wanted to add the romance, and she wanted it to be with Scott, which again you can have that it is. It is good and okay, but I had a guess. We can't prove it that she probably wrote a script in which she had more agency, or the story actually was about her instead about people fucking talking about her and calling her girl and deciding what's best for her.

53:24 It's weird. I have that. Okay, here's rumpy. Here's where Sherry Lewis was in nineteen sixty eight. Because they going emotionally pretty good. She just wanted to pivot in TV so she could be doing some stuff for adults. Sure, So anyways, they pitched the story to Star Trek. They got the commission, and Sherry Lewis says, we got the go I had to do it when I was playing in Las Vegas with Jack Benning. So I would do two shows a night, and every morning I would wake up at eleven o'clock, my husband and I would start writing. We would write from eleven a m. Till five in the afternoon, and I would take a little that and get ready to do my two shows again. Wow, Jesus Christ, isn't that wild?

54:13 Oh my god, Christ, Yeah, I'm glad you got a nad. I am too. I'm sorry the way Jesus so, I mean, yeah, this just also goes to show every time we talk about this, like none of it is ever. It's not easy to do. You've said this a billion times. It is not easy to do TV. It's not easy to make feature films. Making art making like television shows is not easy. It's impossible. But a part of me, also from that story, wants to get really mad at the story editor. Yeah, like I get, I know it's probably multiple channels of things, and also the.

54:57 Fuck but we don't know exactly what happened. We can speculate and it's just odd. Of course, although they specifically wanted to do a love story, Sherry Lewis and her husband, sure Jeremy Talkcher, wanted to specifically do a love story with Scotty. Yeah, in which he is not accused of murdering right where Scott And that's fine. Her involvement in that relationship, so it actually feels like she is part of this and like when you were talking about them, so she's the one who ultimately fights them off, and even then afterward they're talking about her while she's still in the little case or whatever, her little I don't know iron Lung And they're like, well, you know, but she was supposed to be so pliable or whatever, like what do we think? What could it have been? And they're like, it's probably because of Scotty. It's probably because her. Her love of Scottie is what kept her like able to fight and hang on. And I'm like, sure, connection is great, and also, go fuck yourselves. Jesus Christ. I didn't think I was mad about this, and now I'm glumpy. Well, imagine that this is not to keep doing this, but imagine that this has just been like a scary episode and then it had been her or we like you said,

56:27 it didn't even have to be hurt, Like what if it's what if it's happening to Ahura? Like why why not? You know, why not have this happen to a hourr and have it be like her, someone we love on a. Season that is notoriously trying to save as much money as possible. Why not use your cast? Yeah, use your cast. I would be any of them, any of them at all. Why it could just be a story about agency? Yeah, and how violating it can feel whenever someone is dictating your body. Well in it we. Once again to have this the funny situation of like if if the episode is commenting on that or it's trying to comment on it, but then the characters within it and the episode itself is doubly violating her agency like in it, Like it's so funny that it actually reinforces its own message and its existence being like it's writing being bad or it's execution and its final form.

57:29 Goodness gracious, I mean otherwise I liked it. That's true, very down on it, but like it's a serviceable episode. The light the light effects are beautiful. It's very interesting and scary. A lot of the the sets again, the iron lung, which I guess is just a repurposed space thing from space Seed. It's very cool. She like floats in it. That's very fun. But yeah, Scotty's god the entire time. It's a weird episode. It's a crunchy episode. Yeah, it is crunchy again. Wasn't bored, which I hate that. That's like a good uh. Where we are star Trek at this moment in time and season three? Oh my god, it does feel like water in a desert.

58:15 Right, water in a desert, But yeah, that's where I'm at you took me from being like that was pretty good to now I'm like, I'm unhappy. Well, speaking of water in the desert and being thirsty. Yeah, don't you take my walk lighter and clip it. Don't you take my red schird buddy and nip it. If you spill the tea, I'm gonna sip. Bit a star has been. What are we doing this week? We're gonna do our classic name our favorite ships slash vehicles that ship their way through the stars, and our favorite romantic chips. You go down with that ship, the Gorn.

59:05 Try again. I'm trying to I'm trying to like present my things, and I wish I had more Star Trek stuff, but we do what we do. This is the Ahsoka thing You've got me. Anyway, what's yours, what's mine? I'll go first my So I looked through and I feel like there aren't a lot of new ships in either of them. So I was having a lot of trouble unless I missed some. So I decided to go the dumb route. And my favorite ship is a vehicle, and it's the Flying XANDU in Star Wars because they use it as a way to get down the cliff. So it does fly, and it flies through the stars. We're doing Ewoks rules, you know, it's like doing rules. Sometimes you just pick an animal and it goes and that's your your ship. Sure, but because I don't know, nothing really stood out to me.

1:00:16 Otherwise, Well, I will pick Vindi's shuttle, which according to Wikipedia is a she the peak class transport shuttle that was used for. There you go. I mean, yeah, you picked the one new thing we could do. I guess you could also we've already done, like vulture droids. I guess we could pick a hammock, the hammock between the vulture droids. With that, you could also. Pick all the ships that are out out in maybe like would the moons count. Or the shop Apparently a Whitey thirteen hundred freighter is in this. Oh man, really suck to finding the ships. Then what if I make it all the broken and chips that are outside all the ships? Oh my god, oh my god.

1:01:08 We didn't talk about the angel a what the angel? Are you an angel? Yes? Next question. We didn't talk about. Oh. Sorry, this just reminded me that, like Diego, that the whole point of that is, that's what well, Annie says in Phantom Menas, He's like, I don't like it. He's like, they talk about the angels in Diego, And that's what I mean. This could have been like a really great episode. The Star Wars episod would have been really great if it. We're like, like, you didn't see like a minute of this angel creature just so that you could get a little member Barry in like it could have been an actual expiration of the thing, right like, But anyway, I mean, the character design is beautiful, and that's why it's kind of unfortunate you only see her for a literal minute.

1:01:55 But what his character design never comes back. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think so. I feel like you would know. I don't remember, but I don't. I think I would remember that because it's a beautiful design. You's got a little wings. Yeah yeah, well, too bad that you didn't love that. Oh anyway, Oh sorry, okay, great, I liked your choice too. So the ship ship, the ships, the romantic ships. You better not take mine, better not take mine. I want to do a legit one. Yeah, I'm going to be doing a legit one. Too, pad Ma and Ahsoka.

1:02:37 Great. That's actually a great ship it is. I was. They are lovely, two very different yet extraordinary people who care about each other deeply. And you could tell just how much like Padme was kind of in awe of the Soca, just how she was fighting so hard despite being so ill. And they're coming at this from similar perspectives of justice and whatever it looks like. And you know, as they're they're together, you can kind of imagine like a very Shakespearean tragic death as they both come they both succume to their illness beautiful like a like a a beautiful painting of Ophelia drowned amongst the flowers. But it's two of them together anyway, that's fine.

1:03:33 I seriously thought about doing Kirk and Scottie this week because Kirk seems downright furious at Scotti not being the engineer that he could count on, especially at the beginning, right he is. We we have season one Kirk back this week because he is mad at people, mad at Scottie. Yeah, Scotty. Also it was actually actively disobeying orders. Sure, he wants to go help mir or Romaine in sick Bay. Meanwhile, they've encountered a brand new life form. Right, that is moving faster than the speed of light, which no natural phenomenon can be. Meanwhile, it's literally light. Don't think about it too much, though, so Kurt from the Captain's log says, when a man of Scotty's years falls in love, the loneliness of his life is suddenly revealed to him. His whole heart was throbbed only to the ship's engines. He could talk only to the ship. Now you can see nothing but the woman. What a beautiful little Okay, damn kirk.

1:04:39 Yeah, it's a good point. It's also a narration that feels out of place in the episode. Yes, because they had to reshuffle things in the edit apparently. Oh my god. But to your point, yeah, sounds like he's jealous most definitely. But that's not my ship. Oh okay. I just wanted to get it on the record because whenever Scotty kind of starts getting his senses about him, Kirkus like, ah, great, the status quo, my boyfriend, that's not my ship this week. No, possibly my favorite bit a world building for the entire year of Trak Wars episodes that we've been doing. Yeah, I'll need to make a note of it, and I'm going to give this character the honorary Badge of Courage from Track Wars, from Star Wars, the Clone Wars Jbo and Taketo, Oh his friend that got you're not listening to me. George Lucas, the visionary architect behind Star.

1:05:49 Wars the Most Star Wars. The Star Wars from the Adventures of Luke star Killer himself. My childhood that people are trying to ruin. In this episode that Dave Filoni and team definitely had creative control over and weren't just trying to be yes men this week. Teqito, I mean his name is teqita To. His name is Teqito. That's canonical. That's survived the Disney purchase. That's not legends, that's canonical. From the mouth of the Bearded One himself, Taketo Tekeno, Teqto that Arodian. I believe he was a Rodian, And I mean Jabo said that Teketo died on an evading drawl, which backwards is Lord.

1:06:50 That's I gotta tell you something. You know that place air One, Here's that air One, that like incredibly expensive grocery store in La. Oh. It's like it's called air one. People buy really expensive smoothies there and stuff. For the longest time, I was like, I guess it is it just like a Welsh word. And then choel goes no aspen it's nowhere spelled backward, So I never would have guessed the Lord, let me tell you. Sure, Let me just tell you. I don't know words backwards. Which you know, if you're bothered to do a fable about religion and how religion is all man made constructs, yeah it is, but they didn't, and instead, George Lucas invented a character whose name I don't know. If you picked up on this, it's quite.

1:07:48 Subtle, Kenny, let me push back. Luke is a very like New Testament Biblical name. Okay, asmen, his name is Taketo. But there are people named that. There are people that are named Taketo. Maybe not. I don't know. I'm just thinking maybe. Nicknames, yeah, which maybe this character's nickname is Taketo. I don't think anybody his nickname is little Taco, but yeah, I. Don't know his name. Okay, much like how from the creator of from one of the foundational creators of Han Solo, so did too come? Who are your people. I'm alone.

1:08:43 What is your food of choice? Tea? George is there in the writer's room trying to think of a thing, and he just like books around the crafty comes along. Yeah, he's like, well, we're gonna. Name him a new name, and just we're gonna name him peat Pop. He's like Potato Trip. It's like, oh, not potato Trip, off Toketo, which I just. Aspen. If we do ever get the joy and delight of ever talking with Dave Pilownie, make sure that we don't leave until we ask him about Teketo.

1:09:25 And his brother. What about his brother? His brother's name is Taketo. Oh, that's that's what it actually is. That's the real Teketo. Unfortunately that we only picked things from Star. Wars, well, I almost picked Kirk and Scott. Okay, that's fine, as long as we've got some mention of a reference. Yeah, I'm into it. I'm into it, but no, we what what? What his name's Taketo? George Lucas made all this stuff up. I don't know, not get off when trying to make Kim like the grand visionary and Star Wars should have you know, it's the sacred text you know they're woke offying my Star Wars. Give it up. His character's name is.

1:10:11 You don't have to, I'm sure. I put my back. Oh there she is. Okay, you like yours Soka? I love Mysoka. Thank you for my Ahsokah, yeah, you don't. If I convince me, he's just a little dumb dumb eating taketos, I got you. But every week I do have to convince you about the central conceit of this podcast. Oh why must we we must? We must, we must? Oh my god. Art is a binarys either exist in the good paradigm or the bad paradigm, So too does this podcast as we try and figure out which one is better Star Trek or Star Wars. I'm ranking both of these episodes on a zero to ten scale. Again, the episodes are from Star Trek the Original series, Season three, The Lights of Zatar Versus Star Wars, The Clone Wars Season one, Mystery of one thousand, one thousand Moons. You go first, I will. I'm going to get Whites of Statar. I think I talked myself down. I'm going to give it a five point five.

1:11:09 You talked to me down to Oh and by that, I mean, oh my god, And by that I mean I don't have any agency over my own likes and you're the one who made me drop my uh affinity for the episode because I don't true, I don't. I can't make up my own decisions. As a man. Yep, a man. So what's the number? Oh? Sorry, I thought you were going to go into why, but I guess we went into why pretty much. Oh yeah, don't usually explain this stuff. It's a good episode, but now that we've talked about it, five point five is what I'm feeling, and so I'm sticking to it.

1:11:53 Oh man, that sounds right. What did I give last week? I give it like a four point five? Right, you get a four. I get a four because I got upset about the DC Fontana stuff and dropped it even further. Oh, I got upset about the brack the brown face. Ah, give it terrible. I'll get a five because I was. I started out being like pretty good and now I just feel really upset about it. I feel sad about it, and I don't want it to make me feel sad. You want things to make you feel good. Yeah, I needed to always be good and have happy endings. We shouldn't pitch to lucasfilm. Why don't you just make good things?

1:12:33 Why don't you make good things? Why don't you? And they'll be like, well, yeah, we got the Mandalorian and we canceled the Acolyte, And I'm like, brother, you did it backwards, brother. Step been making me sad again. Let's do let's do the Star Wars. Yeah, yeah, here we go. That brings the collector total of the Lights of Zatar to five point two five, which is the highest scare that Star Trek has had in three weeks. Oh no, but. We hop over to a Mystery of a thousand Moons and I think I'm going to give it a five point nine, just a sheet under six because six is like a pretty good episode, and this was a pretty good episode. But in talking with you and just talking about the episode, there are a lot of missed opportunities for thematic explorations that are within the text of the episode.

1:13:25 But the episode would rather just have fun adventures, and that again that's also fine, but the fun adventures are raising too many questions just in terms of world building, in terms of things. Yeah, I a piece to me is like, well, surely you must rank this one higher than Blue Shadow Virus. But I didn't dislike Blue Shadow Virus. I think I gave it a six point five. Six point three. I can't believe that I gave Blue Shadow Virus three point five. That's way too high. Shut up.

1:14:06 I want to give it a three now, but I can't because the spreadsheet be edited. Give it a six point three. I don't know. At least Blue Shadow Virus was exactly what it was, whereas this, there's sometimes the sadness of the potential, you know, so I'll give a six point. One six point one. Truly, the commonality with both of these episodes that there was a lot of missed opportunities. But yeah, it doesn't matter because Star Wars clearly came out the victor. Because Star Wars is good, Star Trek is bad. This week with Mystery of a Thousand Moons with a robust six versus's The Lights of Satar, and it's paltry five point two five, which means aspen as per usual, recently, Star Wars wants.

1:14:51 The way, thank you so much. I want to thank Droll. I want to think the ghosts of Drawl. I want to think children that show up out of nowhere. And I want to thank Ta Keto, recipient of the Rarefied Trek Wars Honorary, your courage, thank you for your service to Keto. Yep, yeah, sounds about it sounds about right, we did it? What else sounds about right? Our listeners. Certainly did I do it? Where?

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