Empire Strikes Back v. A Private Little War

Aspen and Kenny dive into the depths of proxy wars and American jingoism. Are we the baddies, they ask? And the answer is yes, yes we are.
They're also joined by dead and made up guests alike, including Jeff Trekworthy, Irvin Kershner, the Lucas...
Aspen and Kenny dive into the depths of proxy wars and American jingoism. Are we the baddies, they ask? And the answer is yes, yes we are.
They're also joined by dead and made up guests alike, including Jeff Trekworthy, Irvin Kershner, the Lucas himself, and Francine the Popcorn Lady. What an ep, folks.
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Welcome to the Track Wars podcast,
the Internet's exclusive outlet for all things trying
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to answer that one important question,
which is better Star Trek or Star Wars
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by going through both franchises and chronological
release order. I am Kenny Madison,
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the Star Trek contingent with me as
for always. Hi, my name's Aspin
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Webster, and I'm the Star Wars
contingent. And this week let's get down
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to brass tacks. Damn. I
have to make that big go longer so
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that you have more of a reaction
to it next time. Wait, what
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was the bit? You didn't notice
my bit? No, we got we
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gotta get to this. Can't I
even doing a bit for like a year
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now? The bit is that when
you introduce me, I I like never
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actually just say who I am?
Like I just like I make it like
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I do a dumb thing or make
a weird voice or something. That's when
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I have I literally listen to every
single episode. I listened to some of
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the episodes twice three times. Yeah
you don't, you don't notice my bit?
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Nope? Have I been Have I
been doing the bit? Or have
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I just has it been a dream? Have I introduced myself? Normally every
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single time. Kenny, am I
okay, am I having a stroke?
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That baby cool. I guess you
just gotta get to it. Speaking of
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deep seated portrayals and uh, perhaps
projecting images of deception in order to keep
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yourself safe and gardner control. Oh
my god, we're just used you just
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using me as your segue. Speaking
of is today we're covering the Empire strikes
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Back special edition versus a Private Little
War The Empire Strikes Back famously star wars
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in a Private Little War from Star
Trek the original series Aspen. How are
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you doing today? Uh, I'm
okay. We just chattle that. So
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that was good. But now my
back hurts. My lower back hurts.
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I think I should probably stretch more. Probably should be a thing that I
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should do. I think when I
was younger, I didn't think I would
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YouTube, and now I think I
need to. Yeah, I think about
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doing some yoga, maybe maybe drinking
more water, getting into yogurt, yogurt,
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eat more yogurt, getting into yogurt. Yeah. So yeah, I
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think that's I'm just like reflecting on
that. My back kind of hurts.
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Speaking of reflecting, I think it's
kind of to reflect on the synopties of
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these films for people that are playing
the home game. My favorite thing is
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that the reason I think you're like, ask them we got to get to
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it is because in our Patreon part
I was just like Kenny, we can't
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keep talking. We have to get
to our podcast because it's late. We're
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gonna need to go to sleep at
some point. And now I'm the one
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dilly Delly, but I gotta make
jokes. Speaking and making jokes. The
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premisey is of these episodes is anything
butto joke, as we take these two
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properties extremely seriously, starting with A
Private Little War from Star Trek the original
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series, written by Teleplay Rather We're
sorry, let me start from the beginning
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story by jud Crusis, teleplay by
Gene Roddenberring, directed by Mark Daniels,
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aired February two, nineteen sixty eight, from an NBC press release issue January
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third, nineteen sixty eight. An
inhabitant of the imperialistic planet Klingon is sent
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to execute the takeover a peaceful,
primitive neural, forcing Captain Kirk to wage
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quote unquote a Private Little Warrant on
NBC Television Network Star Trek color cast of
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Friday February second, Kirk and his
officers being down on Neural for a routine
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meeting, only to find that the
Klingon's Kroll already has shared of trouble between
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the Planes people under the leadership of
Tyree and the hill People under the leadership
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of Appella. Tyree's wife, no
Nah, wants her husband to make use
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of kirk super weapons so that she
can become queen. Resulting war brings about
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a costly peace. Cool sounds fun, sounds like a great time. If
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you thought that was a great time, you both you be right. Except
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see if you think that that was
a great time, you my star trek
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Vane, I really love that discribe. You might really love the original series.
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Do you like my new character Jeff
Trackworthy? I do. You should
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just do that every time. Let's
you a new segment, Live long and
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prosper. You might be trek Vine. Oh my god, I think I
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I think I'd die. You find
yourself going along the planes looking for the
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hill people, then get poisoned by
and move got to You got to?
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You might be a treking. I
realized where I had heard move got to
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and seen it before, and it
was in lower decks. Because I've never
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seen this episode before. It was
five minutes of Mike. Let's strike that
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from the record. So instead of
reading the description for Empire Strikes Back,
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because we all know what it's about, this is our third time talking about
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it, but of course we did
not talk about the special editions. I'm
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going to read a Reddit post by
someone who's deleted their account, but it's
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from three months ago and the Star
Wars subreddit outstanding. I've heard a lot
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that the Empire Strikes Back has the
best special edition because it didn't have a
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lot of the really infamous changes the
other two films had, and overall was
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changed the least. I do agree
that it is technically the best of the
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three, but the Special Edition of
The Empire still makes some baffing, bafflingly
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bad changes. First off, I
will bring up the one major change I
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really like is what they did with
Cloud City. It's much more vibrant in
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the Special Edition, and it feels
more like a real city. It's probably
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the best change made in all the
films. I also like the clean up
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special effects. However, unfortunately the
bad change is still outweigh the good ones.
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And I'll stop there because we know
what happens at Empire, but so
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what I learned from that is of
the three, this one is considered to
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be the least bad of the three
in terms of what is sign magnificantly changed.
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Of course, knowing that a lot
of things are changed on a more
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minor level, like color grading and
stuff that maybe you don't see as much,
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but when it comes to say like
changing things but dialogue inserting unnecessary scenes,
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it appears to me that this one
is considered the least offensive. Thank
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you deleted user from Reddit. And
of course, The Empire Tracks Back Special
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Edition was released February twenty first,
nineteen ninety seven. Story credit by George
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Lucas and screenplay credit by Lee Brackett
and Lawrence Canstan and director by hold On.
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I'm getting knocked at the Truck Wars
door. Hold On, let me
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open it. Oh hello, oh, oh, it's me Irvin Kirshner.
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Did you I heard that. I
heard that you were talking about The Empire
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Strikes Back, one of the films
that I directed. I directed that after
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the Eyes of Laura Mars, but
before at the time I directed Robo cop
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To. I didn't even know and
never say never again. The James Bond
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film The James the very same.
Oh my gosh, wait, what's your
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favorite movie you've ever directed? Irving? I think that it has to be
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most definitely with a bullet if the
question happens to be that you are wanting
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me to answer which one of my
films are my favorite that I have ever
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directed? And in looking at my
filmography to answer your question of which one
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is my favorite? Are you looking
yourself up on IMDb right now? Irving?
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Robo cop too? Okay, rad, I've not seen it? Good?
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Oh oh wow, I just left
all right? And again that is
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Empire strikes back director Urban Wow,
Kenny, did you know God? So
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nice that he came by, especially
considering he's dead. Wow, that doesn't
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stop people. There were two original
versions of the film, the seventy millimeter
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and the thirty five, So some
of the don't like that. How do
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you know that? How do you
know that Coopleet accident? A complete accident?
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How was it? I googled something
and you googled something? Yeah,
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but it was yeah, but it
was like it was like googling. I
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was just like, dang, why
everyone's so in this film? You know?
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And then they were like did you
know there were two original versions and
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far fewer people, of course saw
the seventy millimeter, and many more saw
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the thirty five and some of the
changes, and some people, I don't
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know if this is confirmed, but
people were speculating that there are that the
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there could have been better quality sound
on the seventy milimeters, So there's changes,
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there's dialogue changes that are actually in
the seventy milimeters that were not in
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thirty five and are now in the
remastered version. Isn't that wild? Yeah?
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Yeah, Lucas's revisionism starts in the
theater, in the theater where it
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should be sacred. That's what they
were saying, even though this is not
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his film, Even though, as
we discussed last week at length, this
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special edition experiment is part of highlighting
the Star Wars saga, the Star Wars
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franchise, reminding us Star Wars trilogy
good and also this narrative that this all
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kind of sprang forth from George Lucas
has said, fully formed, it's a
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masterpiece. It's all one story.
Get excited for the prequels. You wrote
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all of this down in a mythic
document, Christ Almighty. As opposed to
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what happened, which is it's filmmaking
by committee. Yeah, and it is
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filmmaking by committee. I don't know
what you want from me. Tell me
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more, say more filmmaking, Say
more things to make me grumpy. Sure,
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well, maybe don't. Maybe let's
do first impressions both of these things.
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What's the first impression theme song?
There we go, that's the theme
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song. Well, Joel, if
you want to make a first impressions theme
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song, you can do that.
I watched the show, watch this movie.
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It was sweet. That's what they
tell me. First impression. I
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wrote it. You can tell you
the real talent is in his household.
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Ah. Anyways, first impressions,
Yeah, strikes Back? Does it hold
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up? To say, Aspen?
Does the Star Wars film that you ranked
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number one? Does it hold up? Does does a film where every single
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filmmaker that makes the sequel is like
this one is going to be the Empire
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strikes Back of our series? Does
hold up? Does the Empire Strikes Back
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hold up? Ah? Maybe I'll
talk about it and the remastered. In
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terms of that, I think I
agree with deleted subreditor, whoever you are
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out there that I was. I
don't think the changes are as disruptive,
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and I think some of them are
actually. In addition, there's of course
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that what I was talking about before
of the color grading. Some adjustments that
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I do think are remastering and the
truest sense of remastering, or we're trying
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to get this up to standards so
that it looks good for you on the
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various televisions in movie theaters to the
movie screens you watch it from. That
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is great, and you can tell
that there's good changes. When it comes
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to bigger changes, I do think
some of them actually are good. I
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do think Cloud City, I think
Bestmin looks lovely to me. It's a
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little I think similarly to most iiicely. I don't like the dumb dumbness of
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it all, but I do like
the kind of bustling feel. At least
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Lucas has the good sense to not
put a bay or Honkin ronto right swinging
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a Java around right exactly the time. It truly is just we're expanding the
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scope of what this place could be, as opposed to the theatrical where the
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Millennium Falcon and the cloud cars fly
in, and that it's cut to the
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falcon landing on the platform right and
I am. I obviously am perfectly fine
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with that, and I think it's
probably clear I do prefer the very original
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versions, but if you are taking
the tools that you have on hand,
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it is not a bad addition to
make to make it a bit more bustling,
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to add in more detail. It
feels very alive, and I do
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think of cloud City as being a
very lively place full of people who are
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working and are part of this place. Yeah, it feels very it feels
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very vivacious to me, and it
felt even more so it feels very ethereally
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vivacious, if that makes sense,
and feels a lot less empty, and
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that's lovely. Some other things,
and again I'm very, very nitpicky,
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but these are the biggest changes.
The Wampa. Actually, they added some
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Wampa scenes I noticed, and whoever
was I don't know if someone was in
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a Wampa costume or if it was
puppeted. I imagine there was a Wampa
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costume. Whoever was doing that was
truly terrifying in the way that they were
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moving and I was. I think
there's a lot to be said about not
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seeing the creature and the dread of
was it going to come get me?
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But I know the wamp is there, so maybe it rewards me as being
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a frequent watcher to have the camera
cut to that wampa noawn on something with
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blood dripping off its face and then
looming as it stands like I'm gonna getcha,
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and I was just like gonna,
So yeah, I mean, those
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are details, So maybe it goes
outside of the realm of first impressions,
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but far less distracting this time around. There are some pieces. I am
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grumpy, but still still a fabulous
film to watch. Pacing is not ruined,
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unlike New Hope. Pacing, although
there is that sequence at the end
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where Vader says, bring me my
ship and then Luke and Vader shuttle are
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intercut, and it feels wrong.
You mean when it's describe the scene Vader
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at the end, you know,
or so is it where is it where
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Luke's like father and it kind of
keeps switching over to Vader. That's good,
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Okay, that is great. Yeah, where Luke's just chilling at the
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bottom of cloud cit he hanged at
the bottom of Cloud Stay and I believe
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it intercuts in betwixt yes, and
He's like, prepare my shuttle, which
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is different because I think before it's
like, oh, all he says in
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the original is like bring me my
shuttle or he'll like get my shuttle,
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and he's like fucking spits it because
he is just like God damn it.
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But I don't remember when he says
it. And then the shuttle in the
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special edition is the shuttle flies to
the Star Destroyer, and it cuts the
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tension of Skywalker literally hanging yes with
nothing but clouds. Yes, yes,
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yes, yes, it pokes a
balloon because you just go back towards Darth
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Vader driving Kenny. I'll tell you
what I was saying, Yes, Aspen,
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Kenny, Yes, Aspen. I
think to night right, I think
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a lot. I'm just stuck in
this old nug and all the time kunking,
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and maybe we said this explicitly.
I don't remember clearly anything I say.
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I said something else tonight and Joel
was like, you've literally said that
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exact story or you've said that exact
thing, And I'm like, do you
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know how many episodes of this?
I'm sure I repeated myself a billion dimes.
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I only have so many things I
can say, like I'm gonna tell
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you the same story over and over
again. I don't like it, thank
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you, And maybe this is what
we were we were getting it. We
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were dancing around this of that didn't
hit on it exactly. Okay, Robin,
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I am dancing on my own.
I'm in the car watching George Lucas
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bucket. Whoa, I'm the artist. God, what the fuck was I
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gonna say? Okay, answer that. It's that the idea that we have
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to be so explicit in everything we
are showing and saying, as opposed to
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letting the audience be smart, letting
the audience put it together, or letting
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their have letting there be a smodicum
of mystery to it, and the desire
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to to simplify it at the at
the cost of the editing and the storytelling
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and the feel and the pacing of
it. And that's just like the thing
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I feel the most with these how
fascinating and also it's fascinating to do this
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with the juxtaposition of the new narrative
of George Lucas, his new style of
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filmmaking where everything is quite plainly stated. As I have also said before,
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I think subtlety is underrated or overrated
is overrated. You don't need to be
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subtle and also the changes I think, as you said, do you make
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things more explicit. It's literally revealing
more mystery, you know, because Lucas
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wants it. And also we exist
within a paradigm where there is no room
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for satlety anymore. Yeah, because
everything can be taken out of context.
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Which is a completely separate conversation as
opposed to talking about the Empire strikes Back
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special editions, which so interesting within
the Great Man narrative of George Lucas and
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what he wanted the Star Wars trilogy
to be. But we're not into that
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yet. We're still in first impressions. Sorry, we're still in first impressions.
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So yeah, that was my first
impression, these impressions. But also
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we haven't talked about that yours are
a Star Trek yet. Uh. Private
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Little War interesting episode that might not
entirely work. So go back to Empire
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strikes Back, No I do.
Here we go, Let's go to deep.
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Let's go to deeper dive. Let's
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okay, we'll talk about no no, no, no, no,
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no no no. I tell my
first impression of Private Little War. Oh
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okay, the same as you deeper
dive. Here we go. There's a
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whole lot that I'm gonna be talking
about in regards to a private little war.
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Okay, but I just want to
talk about Empire strikes back in relation
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to the great Man narrative that I've
been I've been weaving into this and I
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want you to pipe in frequently because
it's fun. What if I pipe in
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in character? I don't know what
character? Do you want to pick a
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character? Yeah? I just be
like, it's me, Fry insane,
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who's this? Who's this character?
Please? Don't not talk. Please don't
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put this in your jfl audition.
Real, don't do that, Fry insane,
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don't do that? What stopcord?
Don't what? This is a terrible
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choice, A lot to make popcorn
sugar Moreen Michael's is sitting there famously cross
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armed, and then she writes it
down. It just goes. That's when
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Webster star. Oh my god,
I love her. I just invented her.
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She's so good. That's her only
character trait fancy. She loves popcorn.
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Can you imagine? She made popcorns
so many ways? But she has
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a paper. It's getting close to
Lissa McCarthy's pizza lady. Sorry, I'll
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just chime it as myself the real
character, because who says what a human
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is? Is this the face the
character I present to the world or is
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it truly me? WHOA Okay?
So on our Empire stracks back versus Star
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Trek two episode covered a lot of
material, covered a lot about the development
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of this covered a lot about IRMA. Kershner is a different approach the special
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Edition and first and foremost is not
an urban Kurshner approved project. Kersh as
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a Kersh the Kersh Yeah, fuck
yes, Kersh is not necessarily on bad
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terms with Lucas. You were gonna
see change changes. But he was like,
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he didn't sign off on these because
it's George Lucas project. It's a
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lucasfilm product. Can I interrupt you
real quick? Always aspen, always as
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myself. These people I'm paying tain
like popcorn crazy. There these people who
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are not necessarily a bad terms but
do kind of like dislike each other in
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a little grum crumbs. Do you
think they're just like because they're in the
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same like, you know, I
don't even think Kersh was on bad terms
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with Lucas because Lucas went to Kersh
because he was like, I'm a fan
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of yours. You were, if
I remember correctly, Kersh And I think
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I covered this on the previous Empiusjack's
Back episode. One of the three,
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one of the two. Kirsh was
Lucas's professor, right, you did talk
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about that Lucas literally looks left Kersh
but also still make changes on the special
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edition. But also that might be
an explanation of why the changes are not
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so intrusive in a film that Lucas
famously did not like he did it?
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Did we talk about that? Have
you told me that I'm not trying?
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When I googled why are these people
so hot? Why didn't I say that?
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Yeah? I don't know. I
just know that Lucas, when watching
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this film was like, this is
not what I wanted. Let me try
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and cut my own version. What
did he want? He what he made?
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And you can read allusions to this
the Alan Dean Foster film Splinter of
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the Mind's Eye. Star Wars was
going to go one of two ways.
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Star Wars was either going to go
to where it went, which is the
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Empire Strikes Back way, an odd
film that, instead of heightening the stinks,
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went inward, made the journeys,
more character based, complicated characters,
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and interrogated the hero's monomith in an
interesting way, and interrogated the real nature
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of selflessness. Ten out of ten
love it? Then? Yeah, Lucas
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was like, what if we go
the way of Indiana Jones where these are
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just individual adventures. I see,
we all know that that second Indiana Jones
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film, Temple of Doom so good. He's monkey's brains and you can read,
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you can read? Uh do that
guy and Francy would be best friends.
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Yeah, Jeff Tracksworthy and Francie who
eats bockworn our jfl audition real is
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gonna be so tight. So anyway, Splinter of the Mind's Eye, which
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if you have read it is no
very much. I read it not as
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research, just as a fun thing
because I was like, what was star
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Wars high in fiction without all the
backage of Star Wars? And Splinter of
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the Mind's Eye was commissioned by George
Lucas it being like, if Star Wars
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doesn't work, we can just make
like a cheapy sequel, and that Splinter
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of the Mind's Eye. So Splinter
of the Mind's Eye by Alan Deine Foster,
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it's this unused screenplay idea by George
Lucas or Alanine Foster. Either way,
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unused screenplay idea, which is just
them looking for the Kayper crystal.
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Oh on mimban, like any kiber
crystal, Like he needs to kyber crystal.
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Oh like there's only one? Yeah, because remember this is detached from
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the rest of Star Wars continuity.
Sorry, I was like, that's absurd.
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There are multiple kyber crystals and you
have to go find yours when you're
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a little padawat and so Han,
Solo and Chewbacca aren't even in it.
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They're not referenced. It is Luke
and Lea crashed on a planet and they're
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just having adventures. Cute. Do
just Lea get a piece of the big
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guy Kiber crystal too. You're gonna
hate Leah and splinter of the Mind's Eye
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and the event that you read it, because she's a real damsel in distress.
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That sounds there's I have a literal
framed art. I don't know if
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I've told you about this that is
like a picture of Leah flicking you off
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that says resist and I need you
to know that about me. Thank you.
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As response to that, so I
think Lucas has had a complicated relationship
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with Empire strikes Back. Also,
this is his last collaboration with Gary Kurtz,
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who is a producer, that it
goes back to him on at least
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American Graffiti, important collaborator, and
this is where Lucas starts aggregating his control
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post Empire strikes Back. That's why
he's more hands on a Return of the
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Jedi. That's why a Return of
the Jedi is a course correction because he
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didn't like Empire. He didn't like
he didn't like it. It wasn't what
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he wanted. And also critical reception
at the time was kind of yeah,
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and it's only through time that people
were able to appreciate it. And so
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then now that people have been like
because this is now February ninety seven when
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special Edition gets released, and now
it comes from the mind of George Lucas.
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He was Vader's father the entire time. He planned it as oh right.
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One of the changes is that the
Emperor is replaced by a McDermott,
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as opposed before when it was played
by a woman with chimpanzee eyes, which
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would be fine. Actually it's fine, like aligning it with I mean m
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this plan and uh return of the
Jedi. So uh, that's a consistent
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change if you're going to do that, it's whatever. Uh they change the
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lines though, they change that.
And it's when Darth Vader is having a
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skype call with the Emperor for the
first time. Yeah, and he's just,
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Hi, can you hear can you? Can you hear me? Can
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you hear me? Ultimate? Well, I mean I run out of Wi
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Fi. The reception is clunky,
so uh, they they change it.
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And in the new one and they
basically he changes it too. And I
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actually want to point, I want
to actually say this out loud and get
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it right. Is that in the
original he's you know, basically calls uh,
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you know, Luke like he's like
their new enemy. Uh, and
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he and like he calls him Luke
Skywalker and Vader's like, you know,
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he's just a boy. But in
the updated version, he says their new
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enemy is the young rebel who destroyed
the Death Star. I have no doubt
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this boy is the offspring of Anakin
Skywalker in Vader responds, how is that
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possible? But like, I know, I'm sounding like one of those people
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is just like Memra. But it's
like, it's just just so. It
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just feels like that's an example to
me of this is not a helpful change
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that clarifies anything at all. It
just feels like an ego move. It
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feels like it feels like George Lucas
saying, look, I've been the genius
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all along. But it makes other
things that Vader does seem weird and out
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of place. He refers to him
specifically as Skywalker. He knows is Skywalker.
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He's like, my name is Skywalker, and he's like, it's this.
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This guy also is Skywalker, who's
nineteen years old. We understand that
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the action happened off screen. Yes, we understand this. We understand that
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he now knows. And you have
to do mental gymnastics to make sense of
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that change. You have to be
like, well, Vader was like play
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and twelve dimensional chairs and ship,
and you're just like and it's just like,
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no, why what are you doing
except serving the interests of one self
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obsessed mono, myth obsessed man,
who, to be fair, did give
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away all of his money from the
Disney acquisition to affordable housing two in fighting
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some Nimbi people who are like,
don't build affordable housing in my area.
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God damn it, Kenny, if
you make me think complexly about human beings
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one more time, say this man
is uh, he's a villain. He
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cannot he cannot be good, he
cannot tea, he cannot have nu once
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and be a human being. That's
really nice to know, though, y'all,
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Yes, that's nice, and so
I don't think I think Kershner understands
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that this is a product, even
though this is the highlight of his film
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career. Though. I haven't seen
the Eyes of Laura Marsh or RoboCop two,
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but I have seen never saying never
again. RoboCop two is his favorite
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film he's ever made. He just
told me. I didn't tell He told
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me. I know. He told
me that. Yeah, and you haven't
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seen it. I have not.
Unfortunately, I'm so sorry he's seen his
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favorite Oh my god, my god. Wow, Jesus Christ. Kind a
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film student? Are you? I
know? I'm so sorry you went to
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school for film, Kenny. I
did I have a degree. I have
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a degree in sitting somewhere, so
sure speak speaking of degrees in social work
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and academic work. A private little
war of very interesting episode of Star Trek.
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I also have a degree in International
relations. Ooh so maybe ooh,
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and that's mandergrad degree. Ah,
private little War. Perhaps you can shed
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a little bit more light on a
private little war. The introduction of doctor
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Mabanga. Oh, that was the
best part. And also I guess an
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analogy for the Vietnam War, and
at least according to these of the Voyage
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of season two, the first piece
of popular entertainment on television that was able
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to nakedly tackle the Vietnam War nakedly
because everyone apparently was kind of centrist about
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it at the time. That's funny
because this episode comes off as very centrist
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to me. In fact, it
comes off as incredibly pro United States and
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pro proxy war and pro arming native
people's. Actually it's entirely jingoistic. It's
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so fucking gingerous. Look at those
backpadding liberals. Wow. Sorry, yeah,
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it's not interested at all. It's
oh boy oh o my own,
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which means that it sacrifices everything that
Star Trek stands for. But this is
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also okay, so sorry, this
this script commission. This is a Roddenberry
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idea. Then it was given to
writer Don Ingles, who had previously written
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The Alternative Factor. It's an episode
that exists. It was gutted. I
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forgot what happened at this point.
There's oh what a Lazarus. That's right,
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but there's so many, so much
media that we consume. That's correct.
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Sorry, I'm not about to have
another crisis about it, Okay,
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go on. Basically, this is
an idea from Roddenberry rod himself. I'll
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read you this, thank you.
I'll read you this from jine Kun that
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I have famously gone to the map
for. Because this is an involved script
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from all hands on deck and then
eventually gets written by Roddenberry from Gene coun
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showrunner at this time. Captain Kirk
and his men in this particular show episode
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are put rather in the situation the
current day CIA, which has secret instructions
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to go in and overthrow a government. This is not necessarily a moral or
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a decent thing to do, but
grab on to something asmen, it is
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something that must be done. I
also think that it is I love that
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quote a because it pokes holes into
Star Trek is a great liberal fantasy.
399
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Now man, this is liberalism at
the time. I mean it's a little
400
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:01.119
bit of liberalism now, yeah,
I mean it is. It fucking is,
401
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:07.280
like you hear that same exact word
usage. You see this from the
402
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president right now in regards to the
freaking is the genoside the genocide? I
403
00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:21.199
mean, yes, and you it's
these are necessary evils. War is not
404
00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:27.639
fair? Uh, where we are
still living in a world of the desired
405
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:31.880
black and white of World War two
in which we are the moral victors and
406
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we are not. We are not. I think that is also an important
407
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:42.719
context at this time, even though
we are post Korean War, another debacle
408
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that ended in kind of a shrug. Yeah, though to be fair,
409
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I did not do my research in
terms of the paths of the Korean War
410
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and the Vietnam War, what the
perceptions are at the time. I only
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did my research on Star Trek and
Star Wars and what I know from pop
412
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culture. So what is so fascinating
is just letting me into the mindset of
413
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these I am assuming quite radical for
the system liberals, or at least Hollywood
414
00:38:13.440 --> 00:38:22.280
liberals, and they're still just like
Vietnam complicated. What you're gonna do?
415
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:30.639
Yeah, it's complicated. I make
posts on Instagram about it. I mean
416
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the mindset obviously, if you were
to put your if you were to put
417
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:40.679
your head into it and be like, oh, kid, OK, we're
418
00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:46.320
just coming out of We're still in
the Vietnam War. We're coming out of
419
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height of McCarthyism from the fifties in
which many celebrities were implicated as communists.
420
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I mean, no one, I
don't think is really like stating they're like
421
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kind of pro North Vietnam at that
point, or kind of like the pro
422
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:06.559
communist forces. But it is not
popular by any means to be like,
423
00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:09.840
well, like, let's it'll just
be fine. What is, of course
424
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:15.159
unpopular, is this ongoing conflict that's
continuing to kill people and for what really
425
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:17.760
truly for what. But no one's
gonna go out there and be like,
426
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:22.480
I mean, communism's fine, still
going to treat because we're in the midst
427
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:28.159
of a Cold War with the USSR
as being this power that we are terrified
428
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:32.199
that could you know, come and
overpower us and become the world power.
429
00:39:34.440 --> 00:39:37.639
Still kind of sitting there over everyone's
head anyway. That's I don't know if
430
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:42.960
that's reductive, but it's also interesting
just because we have the perspective of history
431
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:47.440
and it seems like, at least
accepted history that Vietnam was just bad,
432
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:52.639
right, shouldn't have been done,
and these folks were living in the middle
433
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:57.280
of it and right again, at
least according to the book, which this
434
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.039
seems like a radical statement from Mark
Cushman to be like, this is the
435
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:07.440
first episode of TV to tackle the
Vietnam War. But also what is interesting
436
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:12.679
about Cushman's analysis and here is that
he is very quick to be like,
437
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:15.840
oh, yeah, no, this
was a lie, this is a story.
438
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:20.719
I can't necessarily trust this. And
so with that kind of commentary on
439
00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:24.440
here of being like, this is
the first episode for me, holds a
440
00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:30.159
little bit more weight. So perhaps
it truly is, if not the first
441
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:37.239
episode of TV, which I find
extremely difficult to believe. Yeah, at
442
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:42.519
least this is I don't know,
a little bit more naked. I mean,
443
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:45.079
it puts it in we're speaking of
stating things in explicit terms, and
444
00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:54.760
this thing literally states the twentieth century
brush wars in Asia. Yep. And
445
00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:59.599
yeah, it is literally calling back
to and saying it to me. That's
446
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:01.199
why also was like, well,
this isn't just Vietnam, this is also
447
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:07.239
Afghanistan. This is any proxy war
that was fought instead of between the United
448
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:13.559
States and the USSR. Explicitly like, that's what it is. So it's
449
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:21.800
very interesting that it's delving into Vietnam, supposedly allegedly from such a Europe from
450
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a US. It is it's literally
saying the rush Wars in the twentieth century
451
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:34.800
and the unfortunate truth that they just
had to go on. This is epplicit.
452
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:39.119
It's explicit. It's explicit text.
And if wil Makers Roddenberry the great
453
00:41:39.159 --> 00:41:44.760
bird of the Galaxy at this time
is just like Vietnam has to happen this
454
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:49.280
way because what else is there The
centre is you can see the US as
455
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:52.840
an imperialist power, yes, and
the US must be an imperialist power and
456
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.360
we must do what we have to
do. That's what I think is very
457
00:41:55.360 --> 00:42:04.119
interesting because to me, we've talked
about this. Star Wars is Star Wars.
458
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:08.320
Oh yeah, oh my gosh,
George, George, where'd you come
459
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:12.559
from? Man? I don't want
to say you didn't knock? Have you
460
00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:15.159
just been there the whole time?
I don't want to say, oh you
461
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:22.719
don't too shy, Oh you shy
baby? Oh yeah? It was okay,
462
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:29.679
Yeah he got a medal. Good
for him. Everyone cared. Yeah,
463
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:35.360
okay, under the bed behind the
curtain, don't call look for me.
464
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:40.199
We can still see your feet,
okay, ah yeah, soo war
465
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:46.320
uh he. Of course, explicitly, the rebels are like the Vietcong like
466
00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:51.800
they they are the ones who have
the least power fighting and they're fighting against
467
00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:54.440
the imperialist power. So that is
of course the Star Wars side, the
468
00:42:54.440 --> 00:43:00.960
Star Trek side. And this this, this instance is the Federation. Kirk
469
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:07.119
and Spock and the Enterprise are the
US. They are like, they are
470
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:16.119
the US imperialistic power basically, and
they are saying that these people that have
471
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:21.440
Okay, so the baddies, the
Klingons who are the USSR have come in
472
00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:23.679
and they're supposed to be at a
certain level, but they have armed them.
473
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:31.320
So wow, these poor noble savages
that we are just like, we've
474
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:37.519
got the good ones and they've got
the bad ones, and what can we
475
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:43.079
do except give them some weapons too, because you know, it's for their
476
00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:45.639
own good, not for our purposes, but it is, it's for your
477
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:51.800
fucking purposes. But they play it
off as if it is to empower them
478
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:53.840
and that there is an exclusive baddies
side. But to me it just comes
479
00:43:53.840 --> 00:44:00.199
off as being so nefarious. And
we have of course years and years and
480
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:02.079
years of history, and we have
reflection on the structure of that and what
481
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:06.480
it meant. I'm sure at the
time it did feel like, oh wow,
482
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:08.199
look at this. Wow, Oh
my god, we're so good like
483
00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:10.679
at us. I mean, sometimes
things are just hard and we have to
484
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:15.599
do the hard things. So I
mean, I think this the joys of
485
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:20.639
doing this project. The way that
we've been doing this project is just constantly
486
00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:27.480
calling the Great Man narrative into question
and just showing these things as what they
487
00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:32.000
are, which is products of the
time and products of human beings that are
488
00:44:32.039 --> 00:44:38.159
not right. It is so easy
for us to look at art and go
489
00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:42.519
even if we are not cognizant of
it, we just look at it and
490
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:46.920
it goes truth. This is truth, right, This is a higher ideal
491
00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:52.159
because it's on a TV, and
we ascribe TV or the movie screen as
492
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:57.880
power, and so we think that
there is just some higher ideal that they
493
00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:00.719
are tapped into, some spirituals that
they're at tapped into, as opposed to
494
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:08.159
what this is, which is such
a flawed product and just people with opinions
495
00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:14.360
and ideas and products at the time
extremely well intentioned. That is also inherently
496
00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:20.840
boneheaded. It is boneheaded. That's
the way to put it, uh right,
497
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:24.119
Yeah, starting in the quote,
and then not only that, but
498
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:30.280
just other behind the scenes details.
We've got Nonah in brown face. We've
499
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:35.679
got the Klingons back in brown face, back in brown face. We have
500
00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:42.199
the well intentioned these these beautiful natives, which goes who are blonde, by
501
00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:46.679
the way, blond and beautiful and
versus the dark ones and the badgies who
502
00:45:46.679 --> 00:45:54.840
are darker haired and more mean.
I do I do like, and I
503
00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:58.559
hope that they do this in Strange
New World season three. I do like
504
00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:01.679
whenever aliens are just big wigs.
Oh, I do like that. Now.
505
00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:08.280
I really like that. It's like
real party city wigs right there.
506
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:14.199
This week the costume budget is just
wigs. It's just a bunch of wigs.
507
00:46:14.199 --> 00:46:15.199
It's like a whole bunch of wigs
put on top of each other.
508
00:46:16.840 --> 00:46:21.880
It's it's pretty wild. Yeah,
And I mean, and that's not even
509
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:25.960
getting at the Nona piece. Okay, So in my brief research, because
510
00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:31.840
I read no biographies about gene Rodd
and Berry, but I uh looked on
511
00:46:31.840 --> 00:46:38.840
Wikipedia and Genie Rod. Genie Rod. That's what I like to call him.
512
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:43.199
Yeah, he loves that. I
don't have a specific date, but
513
00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:49.760
divorce from his first wife, Eileen, was in nineteen sixty eight, the
514
00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:55.679
date that this episode. Yeah,
isn't having an affairs, multiple affairs,
515
00:46:55.760 --> 00:47:02.239
multiple affairs, And there are stories
that I've read and Deez are the boydgeous
516
00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:08.559
season two, I believe where Eileen. One of the things that I think
517
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:13.039
Gene Couon and Geen Roddenberry budged on
is effect that their wives hated him.
518
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:16.639
I think for Gene Couon it was
because he was a workaholic, and for
519
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:23.840
Gene Roddenberry it's because it was a
duke. He was a philanderer, a
520
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:32.760
philanderer who had lots of affairs and
just I I'm sure that his wife knew,
521
00:47:34.119 --> 00:47:38.960
but at some point just couldn't take
it anymore. Christ Anyways, Yeah,
522
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:45.159
they're just people. They're just people, and so I imagine. Well,
523
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:55.199
also there was the Lady Macbeth of
it all, which was a da
524
00:47:55.440 --> 00:48:01.199
bath gene coun idea which we see
that she is an incipient Lady Macbeth.
525
00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:07.039
Uh we decided could leave a man
confusance, disoriented as well as abmissive,
526
00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:09.920
and one of the next drafts,
So that was the thing that developed over
527
00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:14.519
time. But anyways, I'm sure
that there was a lot of divorce literature
528
00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:17.760
that was getting on the page just
to ascribe some things. And you're talking
529
00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:23.480
about Nonah here, talking about Nonah
who basically the way that this episode frames
530
00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:30.760
it caused Vietnam. Well, so
I okay, I was curious because I
531
00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:34.920
would. I was like, ah, when I need a brush up on
532
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:43.280
that history as in like, of
course, the Klingons are supplying arms to
533
00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:47.639
one group, one like indigenous group. Yes, the black Hairs, the
534
00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:52.760
black Hairs, the blonde Hairs that
Kirk thinks are goodies because he knows them
535
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:58.719
personally. They don't have that level
of weaponry, so they're going to be
536
00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:04.719
killed. Sley Nonah, who is
not part of either of these groups but
537
00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:08.159
is married into them. She's married
the leader, which is his buddy,
538
00:49:08.639 --> 00:49:15.519
presumably through which magic and also because
she's hot. But she wants she doesn't
539
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:20.360
want just that level of arms.
She wants this higher level of arms because
540
00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:27.199
she saw the Phasers and she wants
those so that they cannot die. So
541
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:30.599
I guess by what you are saying, can you just explain more of like
542
00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:34.960
she's the reason, oh, because
like in what happens afterward, which is
543
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:37.840
like in her depiction in the episode. Let's think about the depiction of the
544
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:42.159
Klingons, which make no mistake,
they're bad eats, they're the uss are
545
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:47.880
in China and also in the episode
are clean on quite calmly explains what the
546
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:53.880
Flintlock does yep, as opposed to
Nonah, who is duplicitous and is navigating
547
00:49:54.039 --> 00:50:02.440
and is conniving and scheming and even
though Tyree is married to her at the
548
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:07.280
same time, it's just like it's
a living and Kirk was like, uh,
549
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:12.320
it's a living in regards to Nona, and just like, man,
550
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.159
this will be better if this woman
wasn't here, right, even though Kirk
551
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:20.320
at the end of it is just
like Scottie, you beamed down one hundred
552
00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:24.519
serpents. So yes, so I
think what I see what she was saying
553
00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:30.519
is like, this is a way
for us to absolve ourselves of being of
554
00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:35.360
being this arms suppliers. It's like
we're still supplying the arms, but it's
555
00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:44.480
because she's the instigator. She's made
it worse, even though basically we're building
556
00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.400
to that point anyway, and Kirk
was struggling because he's like, well,
557
00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:52.960
they've now been given this artificial benefit, so while we have to do it
558
00:50:52.960 --> 00:51:00.920
too, and now it's it just
topples over because the fem fatale witchy bitch
559
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:06.079
literally tried to which you like a
witch bitch. I fucking love a witch
560
00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:08.280
bitch. And I gotta tell you
I loved this witch bitch, loved her.
561
00:51:08.920 --> 00:51:14.239
She was a weirdo. When she
healed him from the Magatu poison.
562
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:17.679
It was sex. I was like, what is she doing? I love
563
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:22.000
this? It's great, I mean, and there is too then this is
564
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:24.119
what I meant by like that noble
savage thing too, right, because it's
565
00:51:24.159 --> 00:51:29.760
like, here is a person who
is like of this earth using plants,
566
00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:36.480
and uh oh, there's two different
things going on here. There is the
567
00:51:36.519 --> 00:51:43.039
proxy war Vietnam, two superpowers fighting
this proxy war, right, and then
568
00:51:43.079 --> 00:51:51.440
there is the representation of the fem
fatale, but specifically the witch, the
569
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:57.480
witch archetype and witches are often women
who are often very tied into nature.
570
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:06.880
They're able to find and medicines and
salves through plants, and a lot of
571
00:52:06.920 --> 00:52:14.360
the history of witches is that women
were traditionally healers. Uh but because they
572
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:17.159
were the ones who were successful,
and especially as certain like like different kinds
573
00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:22.679
of medicine advanced, we need to
make sure we need to find ways to
574
00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:27.480
push women down so and to push
them out of these spaces, So medicine,
575
00:52:27.480 --> 00:52:30.840
spaces, midwiffery, all of these
different elements. It was it was
576
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:37.719
midwives who were actually washing hands and
delivering healthy babies because they actually had techniques
577
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:43.559
that they had developed that then when
they're pushed out and pushed away, there
578
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:46.920
would be infections when women would when
people would give birth, right because that
579
00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:53.320
same type of understanding was not adopted
by say, like the male doctors anyway.
580
00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:57.119
All of this is like the history
of it, right, It's where
581
00:52:57.119 --> 00:53:00.800
ale wives come from. I've probably
told talked about that before that women used
582
00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:02.719
to make beer and that's where they
would have cats, and they would usually
583
00:53:02.760 --> 00:53:07.239
put up a broom over their ale
wifer replate, oh wife's places, to
584
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:13.159
say we make beer here, and
the cats would chase away the rats and
585
00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:15.880
the mice that they didn't get into
the grains. Anyway, all of this
586
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:23.679
is all thank you. So this
is why I love a witch bitch,
587
00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:28.559
right because traditionally that is what it
is. Right, it's women occupying these
588
00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:34.039
spaces and then being pushed out pretty
traditionally by the church then and men in
589
00:53:34.119 --> 00:53:38.599
power. And so when I see
a witch, especially one that is literally
590
00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:45.679
designed to be like tied to the
earth, presenting hypersexually, I see that
591
00:53:45.320 --> 00:53:52.480
archetype clearly and perfectly. So I
have a problem with then, you know,
592
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:54.960
I mean this, But then this
is what happens, right, They
593
00:53:55.039 --> 00:54:00.199
are the other, They are the
baddie like they are the are the Lady
594
00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:06.639
Macbeth who gets us into this problem. So not only is this episode like
595
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:13.880
well, this is a justification for
imperialism and proxy war. Also women are
596
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:20.320
the problem. These witches are the
problem. So it's doing too annoying things.
597
00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:29.239
What could be what could be an
interrogation of US imperialist interventionalism using participating
598
00:54:29.480 --> 00:54:37.360
in what is clearly a proxy war, using folks that are I'm gonna I'm
599
00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:39.960
not gonna talk out of my butt
because I don't know the INCA Vietnam.
600
00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:45.079
All I know. All I know
is that was wrong, was a bad
601
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:49.000
time, And all I want to
say is that we should have gotten out
602
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:52.280
soon. Sure, we should have
been there in the first place. And
603
00:54:52.280 --> 00:55:00.679
also I don't know what would have
happened if freaking Soviet's just ran uh ram
604
00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:09.800
shod all over them? Is that
a word sounds ramshodo, a word ramshod.
605
00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:19.440
What if I meant a word run, rough shod, rampant, rampant
606
00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:25.920
and rough shod. Either way shouldn't
have been done. Military are bad.
607
00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:30.039
And it's easier for me to say
that because over here not student of history.
608
00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:34.199
What I am a student of is
figuring out where the heck the influences
609
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:37.039
are of these episodes at the time, And all I know is that it's
610
00:55:37.639 --> 00:55:45.440
these filmmakers just trying to be run
a very fine line about saying that Vietnam
611
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:50.039
is bad because they don't say that
they are actually like Vietnam necessary evil and
612
00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:55.320
then they make escape a woman yep. Yeah. And just again also my
613
00:55:55.599 --> 00:56:00.800
very restricted knowledge as well. I
mean, I know, at its core,
614
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:07.360
Vietnam as part of these engagements that's
saying, trying to trying to prevent
615
00:56:07.760 --> 00:56:10.840
the domino effect of communism, like
that was the biggest That was why,
616
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:15.360
right, and the fear being that, well, if we don't engage,
617
00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:21.360
then now communism is going to spread
through the region rampidly, and what can
618
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:23.320
we do? We must do this
because we have to stop. And of
619
00:56:23.320 --> 00:56:29.079
course communism is just there's a lot
inside of it, of course stand in
620
00:56:29.159 --> 00:56:36.679
for we won't be the imperialist power
anymore, but empower struggle. So I
621
00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:42.039
imagine, and we agree horrific.
I imagine if you're coming out from that
622
00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:47.679
perspective of the time and your absolute
fear is like, it makes sense you'd
623
00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:51.800
have I hate it. It makes
sense that the perspective would be well,
624
00:56:51.880 --> 00:56:55.239
I mean, we know it's awful, but it isn't necessary evil. Given
625
00:56:55.559 --> 00:57:02.320
the implications are the fear, what
would be to happen. I'm just I'm
626
00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:05.559
surprised I came to I don't know. It's like I said at the top,
627
00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:08.960
though, I think in its desire
and effort to actually be so simplistic
628
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:15.360
and so pro us, uh,
it sacrifices what is interesting about Star Trek,
629
00:57:16.440 --> 00:57:20.880
or what Star Trek tries to be, or maybe at its best,
630
00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:24.000
what Star Trek is speaking of what
Star Trek tries to be. And we'll
631
00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:30.119
do this before I get to my
thematic connections. Yes, speaking of what
632
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:36.480
Star Trek tries to be. M
h A well intentioned, problematic show about
633
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:42.440
backpading liberalism. Yes, Booker Bradshaw. You've heard of this name, correct,
634
00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:49.880
Booker Bradshaw. Why yes, Stephen
McKinley. Uh. In the feature
635
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:53.760
Stephen McKinley Anderson Book A Bradshaw,
Book A Bradshaw. You might be more
636
00:57:53.760 --> 00:58:00.519
familiar with him as doctor Mbanga Dr
mcbank. Here I was completing when we
637
00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:04.880
could have been talking about doctor mcbank
Doctor Mbanga, I know it from Strange
638
00:58:04.880 --> 00:58:09.519
New Worlds and his introduction here.
Yeah. Actually when he popped on,
639
00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:15.800
I went wait as second yes,
which is why whenever they announced doctor Macbanka
640
00:58:16.400 --> 00:58:21.239
in Strange New Worlds, I was
like, huh, what how is this
641
00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:23.599
going to work? And then the
episode and then the show turned out to
642
00:58:23.599 --> 00:58:28.119
be the best Star Trek period,
and so it's like who cares? But
643
00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:30.559
here we meet doctor m Banka who
interned in the Vulcan Ward and is doing
644
00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:35.800
doctoring stuff on the ship, taking
care of Spock who's in a coma because
645
00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:38.840
he got shot by a footlock.
Uh, and allowing Chapel and Spock to
646
00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:43.880
get into some shenanigans, even to
the Chapel should theoretically be, you know,
647
00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:47.119
an intrie medical professional, but no, we introduced a second doctor,
648
00:58:49.079 --> 00:58:51.800
and so we meet doctor mcbanka part
of Star Trek Lawer. What do we
649
00:58:51.800 --> 00:58:57.119
think of doctor mcbanka, love him, love him? Wild that he actually
650
00:58:57.159 --> 00:59:01.920
understands vulcan physiology, and yet it's
always McCoy being like, I don't understand,
651
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:07.760
I don't understand this. It livers
where his heart should be. Although
652
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:13.239
Joel pointed out he's like McCoy clearly
does understand volcan physiology. He just complains
653
00:59:13.280 --> 00:59:22.679
all the time. Yeah, So, I mean it is not We should
654
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:25.719
point out that it is a big
deal to have a black doctor in nineteen
655
00:59:25.760 --> 00:59:32.079
sixty eight with authority who knows what
he's doing and is an expert and is
656
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:39.679
respected. That's a big deal.
Yeah. Book Bradshaw played doctor Mbanga is
657
00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:43.679
standing in from McCoy and Sick Bank. I'm reading from These Are the Voyages
658
00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:46.440
season two by Mark Cushman. Okay, Bradshaw is only twenty seven, but
659
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:51.360
his scholarly demeanor made him a popular
choice when a black actor was needed to
660
00:59:51.360 --> 00:59:55.239
be a doctor. During the same
year, Bradshaw portrayed another doctor on Tarzan.
661
00:59:55.840 --> 01:00:00.159
He was in Banka here, Badulla
there. Okay. So it's like
662
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:04.280
hang on a second, aspect,
hang on a second grab on to something,
663
01:00:04.440 --> 01:00:08.679
grab on to something now and now
no no doctor mc banka, Bradshaw
664
01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:14.400
Booker Bratshaw, our actor here remembered. I was hired by Gene Roddenberry for
665
01:00:14.440 --> 01:00:17.440
Star Trek because I was quote unquote
the most intelligent black actor in the country.
666
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:22.559
Fuck me here we go, hold
on a second, grab onto things.
667
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:24.400
They said, we want to represent
blacks as having a brain, so
668
01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:30.639
we'll wait, make him a doctor. Well intentioned, but parenthetical, But
669
01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:35.320
in parenthetical, I didn't want to
play a doctor. I come from a
670
01:00:35.360 --> 01:00:39.639
family of doctors, and that year
I played one in five TV shows,
671
01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:44.760
including Tarzan and The Girl from Uncle. If I had wanted to be a
672
01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:47.840
doctor, I would have gone to
medical school. Bratshaw again is doctor mcbanka
673
01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:52.440
returned to Star Trek for that which
survives? Fuck me reinforced it, are
674
01:00:52.519 --> 01:00:57.800
reinforced it, Kenny, Yeah,
fucking said the exact thing. Well,
675
01:00:57.840 --> 01:01:06.400
of course that it would be like
or you could have just put black folks
676
01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:09.440
like given black folks TV shows to
do right and have them be pat them
677
01:01:09.480 --> 01:01:14.360
in positions of power. But or
you know, the other that reminds me
678
01:01:14.440 --> 01:01:20.360
of is how like every therapist is
always a black woman. Now, every
679
01:01:20.400 --> 01:01:23.559
single therapist in a TV show or
a movie like not everyone, but it's
680
01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:30.239
so often, and so you end
up getting effectively black people in these positions
681
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:34.159
of authority where they get to be
like magical Negroes and stuff, and like
682
01:01:34.920 --> 01:01:40.480
they are Morgan Freeman esque and that
they are very respectable and this this,
683
01:01:40.800 --> 01:01:46.239
like, and you can't help but
be a little put off by the implication,
684
01:01:46.440 --> 01:01:49.880
which is exactly what is there,
which is just like, well,
685
01:01:50.440 --> 01:01:52.280
you know, black people, so
we need to like show that like some
686
01:01:52.320 --> 01:01:55.360
of them, the good ones are
they can be smart, like wow,
687
01:01:55.360 --> 01:01:59.159
wow wow, whereas like, which
is wild to me? Right with the
688
01:01:59.159 --> 01:02:02.239
way, because if you on the
fucking starship, everyone there is smart,
689
01:02:04.519 --> 01:02:08.840
just put more black people on your
ship in the first place. Anyway,
690
01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:14.079
give a horror more to do,
have many people, like have people and
691
01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:17.039
done different planets, be black horror. Who knows just off the top of
692
01:02:17.079 --> 01:02:22.320
her head that it took Earth twelve
centuries to develop the flint lock. Pretty
693
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:27.440
smart? Pretty yeah, he's smart. But also there's only so much.
694
01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:34.639
Again, it's about gestures, right, gestures. Jean roden Berry was in
695
01:02:34.679 --> 01:02:37.000
the right place at the right time
for a good idea in this In this
696
01:02:37.159 --> 01:02:44.599
same chapter, they do an interview
with assistant director Charles Washburn, who was
697
01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:49.920
the star Trek was the first series
to hire a black person to work as
698
01:02:49.960 --> 01:02:55.639
an assistant director in Hollywood. Yeah. In this interview In the same chapter,
699
01:02:55.800 --> 01:02:59.840
he says, Charles Washburn says,
I had interviewed to be an ad
700
01:03:00.639 --> 01:03:04.159
at an NBC affiliate because some production
friends told me they wanted to hire a
701
01:03:04.199 --> 01:03:07.000
black for the control room. But
they never called me back. Months later,
702
01:03:07.079 --> 01:03:09.320
I wrote to my friend asking who
got the job, and he said,
703
01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:13.840
Charlie, they didn't hire anyone.
They never intended to. They just
704
01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:16.280
wanted to be able to tell people
that they were looking for a editorial note
705
01:03:17.320 --> 01:03:24.840
black person. It's all about gestures, yeah, and you know yeah,
706
01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:30.559
And I guess also it is all
about gestures, and I guess. The
707
01:03:30.639 --> 01:03:37.079
question then becomes, it's a gesture, does it have an incremental effect positive
708
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:44.239
effect? Like and I'm not excusing
empty gestures. It sounds like you're excusing
709
01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:52.880
it aspen oh by by, But
I am curious if there was kind of
710
01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:57.840
any lasting cultural like you know effects
where it's like, okay, while watching
711
01:03:58.039 --> 01:04:01.599
a private little war as being like
this episode is for folks like me,
712
01:04:02.519 --> 01:04:06.440
this is not for anyone else.
This is for white folks, right,
713
01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:11.960
Yeah, I guess I'm just thinking
from an industry perspective. I mean,
714
01:04:12.360 --> 01:04:14.559
I mean, we go back to
I don't know if we've ever even talked
715
01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:18.559
about this, but like that famous
story of Michelle Nichols wanting to quit Star
716
01:04:18.599 --> 01:04:25.480
Trek and Lucille Ball being like,
no, you got to stay, like
717
01:04:25.559 --> 01:04:30.239
it was very It wasn't me,
who was it. It was Martin Luther
718
01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:36.119
King. Oh my god. Fuck. I Also, I should have said
719
01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:43.400
homie before saying Martin Lua, we're
really going for it right now. Maybe
720
01:04:43.400 --> 01:04:45.320
I did know that, And I
just like, I'm just confusing it with
721
01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:49.039
the fact that Lucille Ball, of
course it was you know what, I'm
722
01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:55.039
confusing it with the intentions of Lucille
Ball and DESI to I need to have
723
01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:58.199
this wait. I think it's the
reasoning for them wanting Star Trek, and
724
01:04:58.239 --> 01:05:00.920
I'm sure that if I went back
to the use of the just season one,
725
01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:03.679
I have a more definitive thing.
But I think the reason that they
726
01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:08.920
wanted to have a science fiction TV
show on at the time one they were
727
01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:12.719
doing a favor to Herb Solow,
who's the executive that was attached to Star
728
01:05:12.760 --> 01:05:17.199
Trek. And two they probably wanted
a space show because Kennedy had started the
729
01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:21.159
Space Race and they just wanted to
be in vogue, and so Star Trek
730
01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:26.320
is the right place at the right
time. I don't think it was about
731
01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:31.199
trying to say a greater thesis like
so many things. It's just about we
732
01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:35.760
want to make money. So I'm
going to remove the white lady from the
733
01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:44.360
situation entirely. She's out. So
Martin Luther King saying to Michelle Nichols important
734
01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:49.719
important person, extremely important person.
If I could say, if I am
735
01:05:49.840 --> 01:05:55.519
to describe Martin Luther King, I
would say a great man. Oh yeah,
736
01:05:55.679 --> 01:06:00.840
can you quote him? My name
is Martin Luther King him. Yeah,
737
01:06:00.880 --> 01:06:05.840
that's a famous quote. Yeah yeah, I yeah. And he's the
738
01:06:05.840 --> 01:06:11.679
one that encouraged He's the one that
encouraged her to stay and she did well.
739
01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:18.239
I I would like to append this, okay, because there is a
740
01:06:18.280 --> 01:06:26.519
story that is told where there was
a young girl who was watching Star Trek
741
01:06:27.400 --> 01:06:31.239
and she sees a horror yeah,
and she runs to her parents and she
742
01:06:31.360 --> 01:06:36.320
goes, Mama, there's a black
lady on TV. And she ain't no
743
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:41.840
maid. I believe that's a story
from Michelle Nichols. That woman, that
744
01:06:41.880 --> 01:06:45.280
little girl was Whoopy Goldberg, who
then went on to go be a cast
745
01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:50.800
member on Star Trek the Next Generation
Wow and won an Oscar during that time.
746
01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:58.239
So you're talking about that notion of
incremental progress, right, and it
747
01:06:58.360 --> 01:07:06.079
literally inspired an Oscar winning actor.
So because I think, fuck, I'm
748
01:07:06.079 --> 01:07:11.360
not I'm not a person of color. So I need to just say this
749
01:07:11.559 --> 01:07:14.480
that, like, I'm not speaking
from experience of a person of color,
750
01:07:15.159 --> 01:07:19.880
and people have various also, like
perspectives and experiences. So I just want
751
01:07:19.960 --> 01:07:26.440
to say I'm coming from yeah,
just to sort of preface it. But
752
01:07:27.280 --> 01:07:31.840
they're like it's now, it's not
enough, right, and also it's never
753
01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:38.440
enough, and things, these things
are they persist to this day, and
754
01:07:38.519 --> 01:07:44.159
it is like the types of ways
that people of color are treated still within
755
01:07:44.239 --> 01:07:49.199
the industry and in general are horrific
and still and it's and I think that
756
01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:51.280
we need to be careful about being
like, well, you know, it's
757
01:07:51.320 --> 01:07:55.920
inspires these you know, the good
ones are the special people, or these
758
01:07:56.000 --> 01:07:59.239
kinds of things. It's more it
has to be about that it is inspiring
759
01:07:59.360 --> 01:08:04.159
or that it is actually furthering the
world for all people of color, uh
760
01:08:04.199 --> 01:08:10.719
and everyone. So I'm a little
I'm a torn and I think, but
761
01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:15.559
I think I have to come down
on the side of like, it's something
762
01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:20.039
as let me put a button on
it. Sure, human beings, human
763
01:08:20.039 --> 01:08:28.520
beings cannot be perfect. We will
never be perfect. Okay, However,
764
01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:31.319
we can do the best that we
can with the information that we have at
765
01:08:31.319 --> 01:08:35.880
our fingertips and be well intentioned and
then be open to be wrong, right,
766
01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:44.680
being open to learning, be open
to driving ourselves to learn rather self
767
01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:50.319
learning not and just doing the best
that you can. Yeah, I do
768
01:08:50.479 --> 01:09:00.079
to say that. Yeahs trying.
Yeah, even though it was stupid and
769
01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:03.560
bone headed. We also have the
perspective of history. And then also they're
770
01:09:03.720 --> 01:09:09.960
existing within at this time, even
though how they would is quite liberal compared
771
01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:15.960
to the rest of the country.
M h. Still extremely if you have
772
01:09:15.000 --> 01:09:18.600
to deal with NBC, who is
constantly fighting with being like, let's never
773
01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:25.199
say anything radical because we don't want
to offend the Southern States. So I
774
01:09:25.199 --> 01:09:29.439
believe, as you said in last
week's episode of Broken Clock is right twice
775
01:09:29.479 --> 01:09:34.720
a day. Yeah, so too, can A so too? Can this
776
01:09:35.239 --> 01:09:45.119
challenging figure. M have a vision
of a future h and then galvanizes himself
777
01:09:45.119 --> 01:09:49.880
into the young great Man narrative.
But then this then goes then bolish to
778
01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:53.560
purport a narrative of being like,
no, we'll get this figured out.
779
01:09:54.159 --> 01:10:00.680
We're humans, and then goes on
to make essentially human propaganda and as being
780
01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:04.800
like humans are great. What are
you talking about? Even though you do
781
01:10:04.920 --> 01:10:10.239
then have episodes like quote of Honor
and Star Trek the next generation. We'll
782
01:10:10.239 --> 01:10:14.520
get there. Yeah, extremely bone
headed, but no one can get it
783
01:10:14.600 --> 01:10:16.920
right all the time. And I
guess if we look at it with the
784
01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:23.119
charitable perspective like that, which is
to say, fifty something years later,
785
01:10:24.600 --> 01:10:28.640
we should be much better, like
and we have to be we have to
786
01:10:28.720 --> 01:10:31.359
keep being better. And if we
come at it with the and I guess
787
01:10:31.439 --> 01:10:33.520
I have to follow my own words. If we come at this with any
788
01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:36.800
kind of level of shame, shame
in and of itself is a tool of
789
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:42.119
and I'll just put this with like
white supremacy. If we're like a mired
790
01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:46.279
in the shame of the thing of
not getting it perfect and not say saying,
791
01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:48.720
oh, you know what, I
messed up, Like, let's do
792
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:54.399
better, Let's try to strive toward
this then we're just going to be stuck
793
01:10:54.439 --> 01:11:00.279
in a space where even the incrementalism
will save us. So my charitable perspective
794
01:11:00.399 --> 01:11:09.119
is that's that was an advancement and
we've come a long way and we've still
795
01:11:09.159 --> 01:11:12.640
got more to go. I'm speaking
of coming a long way. So that
796
01:11:13.239 --> 01:11:15.880
ways to go to a theme outic
connection. Then I believe that I touched
797
01:11:15.920 --> 01:11:21.199
upon briefly in her last Empire strikes
Back episode. Yeah, and it's interesting
798
01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:26.560
that it comes up again, that
it comes up again and with this episode,
799
01:11:26.720 --> 01:11:30.600
is that both of these pieces are
about proxy wars. Yeah, it
800
01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:35.199
was the last time with the Private
Little War obviously, as we've gone at
801
01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:44.319
length being about nakedly Vietnam, right
the battles in South Vietnam, and then
802
01:11:44.359 --> 01:11:50.920
Empire strikes Back. Luke Skywalker is
the proxy war. Also, Cloud City
803
01:11:51.000 --> 01:11:57.159
is taking a neutral power and taking
advantage of it. Yeah, you know,
804
01:11:57.560 --> 01:12:02.119
seemingly neutral power, but far more
automatically and emotionally, Luke Skywalker is
805
01:12:02.159 --> 01:12:09.640
the proxy war absolutely. Yeah.
Yeah, the Jedi realizing that Luke Skywalker
806
01:12:09.680 --> 01:12:12.680
is the only one because Darth Vader
is Anakart Skywalker, and so they have
807
01:12:12.720 --> 01:12:16.000
to go whole hog into Luke Skywalker, right, and being like, we
808
01:12:16.079 --> 01:12:19.319
have to train this kid because he's
the only one that can do this,
809
01:12:19.479 --> 01:12:25.159
because we have to appeal to Vader's
emotional side. Yeah, except there is
810
01:12:25.239 --> 01:12:34.479
another but which from that perspective just
tightens my grumpiness about everything I've always I've
811
01:12:34.479 --> 01:12:40.640
already said before at length, which
is my true frustration with the way that
812
01:12:40.760 --> 01:12:44.680
Yoda and Obi Wan treat him.
This is where we start seeing the cracks
813
01:12:44.720 --> 01:12:48.720
and who the Jedi are, which
we all we know my opinion on the
814
01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:55.239
Jedi. You love the Jedi famously, Yeah, sure, we do.
815
01:12:55.319 --> 01:12:59.880
They become everyone becomes a whole heart
of a lot more complex. Yeah right.
816
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:06.319
The Jedi are speaking of boneheads,
real bone headed people. And to
817
01:13:06.399 --> 01:13:13.720
quote Ahsokatano, I am an a
Jedi, her famous catchphrase, her famous
818
01:13:13.760 --> 01:13:24.600
catchphrase, Jedi. Yes. Yeah. I find it to be very sad
819
01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:30.239
actually, from that perspective of like
Luke that it's one thing to do.
820
01:13:30.439 --> 01:13:32.680
They don't see him as a human
being, and he can't be a human
821
01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:38.039
being. He has to be a
symbol, which is horrifying, like horrifying.
822
01:13:39.920 --> 01:13:45.479
Imagine sorry, imagine like you're you're
a kid who's thrust into a war
823
01:13:46.359 --> 01:13:49.399
and sure you wanted the adventure of
it, but this is terrifying. Your
824
01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:55.880
friends are dying, things are scary, and you're being told your real human
825
01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:59.000
emotions are too much and are going
to cost us everything, and you're being
826
01:13:59.000 --> 01:14:02.000
told that your friends are worth sacrificing. And then everybody's mad at you because
827
01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:05.479
you're acting like a person because you're
not, and they don't want you to
828
01:14:05.520 --> 01:14:09.640
be a person. They want you
to be a symbol. Fuck that.
829
01:14:10.840 --> 01:14:18.600
Oh oh, you just shuddered like
you were genuinely sick, that you actually
830
01:14:18.640 --> 01:14:25.720
have chills, liutally upset. I
feel really upset. I'm sick. My
831
01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:35.199
illness is hating Jedi, hating the
types of values that are espoused by jedis,
832
01:14:35.239 --> 01:14:44.439
which is part of the reason they
got overthrown, persisting, persisting in
833
01:14:45.199 --> 01:14:53.199
their philosophy. Yeah, that's a
very very strong thematic connection, and there
834
01:14:53.239 --> 01:14:56.840
is that. It's just a horror
to watch the people in private little war.
835
01:14:57.199 --> 01:15:02.880
That's just like, well, here
they are, and we fucked them
836
01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:09.600
for our own game, and like
just these they don't get to be people,
837
01:15:09.680 --> 01:15:14.960
they get to be concepts. That's
cool, that is cool, that
838
01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:20.680
is cool. Aspen, Yeah,
what Aspen, what do you want asp
839
01:15:21.039 --> 01:15:29.000
What do you want from me?
Aspen k You need to get out of
840
01:15:29.439 --> 01:15:38.039
dowur town, can get into shipping
town. Mm hm A long time ago.
841
01:15:38.720 --> 01:15:43.600
Start dating this week. I quoted
a boat, I dated a game,
842
01:15:44.279 --> 01:15:51.039
but none of them could warp mine
drive into hyper space. The best
843
01:15:51.079 --> 01:16:00.319
of both worlds can meet in the
second place. Captain Slow on a polla
844
01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:08.399
kron I wanted a song, I
pen a song. Seventeen more minutes advise
845
01:16:08.600 --> 01:16:20.359
in Super High dev for the USS
Enterprise dt F. Don't you take my
846
01:16:20.720 --> 01:16:26.439
walk lighter and clip it? Don't
you take my red schord buddy and nip
847
01:16:26.520 --> 01:16:30.840
it. If you spill the tea, I'm gonna sip it. My starship
848
01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:40.039
it Hello, Hello, it's Tibers. Talk about starships. Explain it to
849
01:16:40.079 --> 01:16:43.159
people that are starting with this episode. What the heck eyed starship it is?
850
01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:47.439
Are gonna talk about starships, your
favorite starships and and your favorite romantic
851
01:16:47.479 --> 01:16:51.439
ships. Here we go. We
did it, We did it, We
852
01:16:51.479 --> 01:16:58.079
did it. Oh my god,
we did it. So we start with
853
01:16:58.119 --> 01:17:01.319
our favorite ship ships, our favorite
ships that fly through the sky. And
854
01:17:01.399 --> 01:17:05.279
I gotta say, Aspen, uh, the ships that are not on the
855
01:17:05.319 --> 01:17:13.199
board that you can say yes,
you cannot say the executor no favorite,
856
01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:17.239
and you cannot say the towntown okay, no tonsan no no startup story.
857
01:17:17.239 --> 01:17:21.800
It's so funny last that that last
episode. I also picked a giant star
858
01:17:21.880 --> 01:17:28.520
destoryer. I just really like big
ships. Okay, there's so many to
859
01:17:28.600 --> 01:17:33.439
choose from in an empire. Uh. And we've had this combo before and
860
01:17:33.520 --> 01:17:41.159
I think this time I'm gonna go
with a classic. And it is an
861
01:17:41.239 --> 01:17:47.439
at eight at eight Yes, otherwise
known as the ad at sure all terrain
862
01:17:47.880 --> 01:17:51.079
at eight eight. He's a good
little boy. You just want to scratch
863
01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:55.640
and behind the ears, yeah,
you just want to He looks eighty eighties
864
01:17:55.760 --> 01:18:00.560
look like uh little dog turtles.
Yep, big white dog turtles. Easily
865
01:18:00.680 --> 01:18:06.439
tripped. Yeah. I always am
curious about their design of why that might
866
01:18:06.479 --> 01:18:13.800
be beneficial as a vehicle, But
then I don't care because they're so cool.
867
01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:17.880
And look, if you're asking questions
about that, about why they had
868
01:18:17.960 --> 01:18:23.439
legs, I think you start asking
larger questions about the world. Also,
869
01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:28.159
you just have to look at current
military development and just be like, why
870
01:18:28.560 --> 01:18:32.800
are these things you can look at
The answer isn't because a designer wanted it.
871
01:18:33.439 --> 01:18:38.479
Yeah, some person wanted it to
be this way. That's cyber trucks,
872
01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:44.680
Tesla cyber trucks, except atats are
much better. Love them. Love
873
01:18:44.800 --> 01:18:49.079
that I remember playing. I remember
going to an arcade when I was younger,
874
01:18:49.520 --> 01:18:55.359
and what I know, I remember
those arcades putting quarters in the machines,
875
01:18:55.720 --> 01:19:00.880
putting quarters and the machines, And
I remember playing a Star Wars game
876
01:19:00.000 --> 01:19:03.840
where you're you could pick where you
were and I picked Haf and like like
877
01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:09.720
flying an X wing and trying to
shoot at AT eight's and it was terrified,
878
01:19:10.800 --> 01:19:13.479
like because it was one of those
like you know, enclosed ones and
879
01:19:13.520 --> 01:19:15.399
it's like a really big screen.
And I still do this where I just
880
01:19:15.479 --> 01:19:21.720
go ah the entire time. I'm
like, I don't know. I did
881
01:19:21.760 --> 01:19:28.640
not win, I died, but
they were scary and you're swooping around them.
882
01:19:29.279 --> 01:19:32.199
It's just really great. It's beautiful
stuff. Love an at eight excellent
883
01:19:34.000 --> 01:19:39.279
controversial choice. I'm gonna pick the
Millennium Falcon. Have we not done the
884
01:19:39.279 --> 01:19:43.960
Millennium Falcon? Nope? Okay,
yeah sure controversially at Brave for sure.
885
01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:47.439
I think the Millennium Falcon is cool. I like it because it's neat.
886
01:19:48.119 --> 01:19:51.359
What I like about it is that
it flips around a lot, and it's
887
01:19:51.479 --> 01:19:56.159
cool. It goes, you mean
to boot. I like the Millennium Falcon.
888
01:19:56.520 --> 01:20:00.399
It's like a space ship, and
I like it because it's it's cool.
889
01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:03.720
What I like about the Millennium Falcon
in my research is that I found
890
01:20:03.760 --> 01:20:06.680
out that it's cool and I like
to look at it. What I like
891
01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:11.199
about it is that it is neat
and if I have to dig into it,
892
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:14.359
what I think is cool about it
is that I think it's rad.
893
01:20:15.560 --> 01:20:20.239
Oh man, do you think it's
cool? I do like it. I
894
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:24.960
think it's neat. I think it
is very cool. What I especially like
895
01:20:25.000 --> 01:20:28.159
about it in Empire Strikes Back is
that it's broken all the time. Yeah.
896
01:20:29.479 --> 01:20:33.920
Yeah, I like that Chef's kiss
my guy. It it is good.
897
01:20:34.039 --> 01:20:39.640
And I like that R two D
two fixes the hyperdrive eventually. Do
898
01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:44.439
you know how not to talk about
strange computers? It's so funny? Yep?
899
01:20:44.720 --> 01:20:57.000
Well, good choice, Okay.
Romantic ships ramantic ships a reminder,
900
01:20:58.119 --> 01:21:02.680
ships that are romantic don't have to
be nice. People ship all kinds of
901
01:21:02.720 --> 01:21:06.399
stuff, so it can be a
little weird. I'm just throwing that out
902
01:21:06.439 --> 01:21:13.600
there. So I'm in a ship. No, no, Kirk. Oh
903
01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:21.239
it is Oh do I like that
that? No? Maybe we don't like
904
01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:25.119
it. Okay, nope, you
can ship think oh no, because it's
905
01:21:25.159 --> 01:21:29.560
like a that's like a non con
it gets the tag of non consensual non
906
01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:34.039
con No A Kirk. Yeah,
no, a Kirk. But you just
907
01:21:34.119 --> 01:21:39.640
went to the mat of being like
he doesn't have to That I got,
908
01:21:40.000 --> 01:21:42.640
And then I was like, wait
a second, do I actually support this?
909
01:21:43.119 --> 01:21:48.399
Yes? Sometimes sometimes because she does
scratch him with a leaf. I
910
01:21:48.439 --> 01:21:53.520
don't know, maybe she does that
with other guy, but she does kind
911
01:21:53.560 --> 01:21:59.159
of enchant him a bit. But
they do have one of those kisses.
912
01:21:59.279 --> 01:22:04.600
And I think about out kisses a
lot and movies and TV kissing where fan
913
01:22:05.840 --> 01:22:12.359
I'm a big fan, and I
think I miss kissing. The miss kissing.
914
01:22:12.880 --> 01:22:16.720
I miss the kind of kissing that
is like full body like I'm into
915
01:22:16.840 --> 01:22:21.199
this kiss kind of kissing. Uh. Someone once said, who's the actor?
916
01:22:23.359 --> 01:22:27.000
That's when you're gonna have to be
so much more specific. I can't.
917
01:22:27.640 --> 01:22:32.399
I can't supply what your guess is
right now. I Oh, my
918
01:22:32.520 --> 01:22:39.159
gosh, guy from New Girl,
Jack Johnson, Jake Johnson, Morris so
919
01:22:39.439 --> 01:22:44.279
Jack Jack Johnson, Jake Johnson,
Jake Johnson, Jack Johnson, the singer
920
01:22:44.399 --> 01:22:47.399
Jack Johnson, Jake Johnson, Banana
Pancakes, Jake Johnson. Someone has said
921
01:22:47.399 --> 01:22:54.279
this about him that like he kisses
the way like older film stars used to
922
01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:58.079
kiss, which is like full,
like I am in this like full kind
923
01:22:58.119 --> 01:23:02.960
of body kissing. And that's true. And that's I think what I saw
924
01:23:03.079 --> 01:23:09.600
here with these two. Uh,
it is questionable at best due to the
925
01:23:09.680 --> 01:23:13.920
non con of it all, but
it was hot. So and I know
926
01:23:14.039 --> 01:23:16.479
it's his buddy's wife, but you
know what, we love a witch bitch
927
01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:23.560
and we love forgetting kisses. So
speaking of your buddy's wife, yeah,
928
01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:29.399
uh, Kirk's wife Spock in Chapel, Oh have I not done that one?
929
01:23:30.279 --> 01:23:33.560
I haven't done Spock. Well,
maybe because I was shipping them before
930
01:23:33.600 --> 01:23:38.840
we started this game. I'm knocking
out two big ones. I'm claiming two
931
01:23:38.880 --> 01:23:44.079
big ones. Again. I would
have done them, but I had forgotten
932
01:23:44.119 --> 01:23:47.039
that we didn't do it. That
are like fuck because they are an OTB
933
01:23:47.760 --> 01:23:54.079
one of them. I've got many
one true pair the trio and them.
934
01:23:55.079 --> 01:24:00.199
We haven't seen too much of Chapel. That's unfortunate. More Chapel, and
935
01:24:00.640 --> 01:24:03.359
it's very clear from earlier episodes that
Spock and Chapel are very much into each
936
01:24:03.399 --> 01:24:09.920
other. Yeah, and we get
hints of that as Chapel clings onto mister
937
01:24:10.000 --> 01:24:15.399
Spock as he recovers in his Vulcan
trans coma yep. And then you know
938
01:24:16.239 --> 01:24:26.720
Roddenberry exercising some kinks by Spock demanding
Chapel slap him. Yeah, harder it
939
01:24:26.840 --> 01:24:30.640
because they have to fight their way
back to consciousness. Yeah, it was
940
01:24:31.039 --> 01:24:41.479
pretty great. I'm fully I fully
approve of that ship. You love that
941
01:24:42.560 --> 01:24:45.399
And it seems like I've won I
Starship, but maybe I won't win this
942
01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:49.319
final round. Trying to answer which
is better this week Star Trek or Star
943
01:24:49.359 --> 01:24:54.520
Awards, as we finally reveal once
for all, which is better again?
944
01:24:54.640 --> 01:24:58.800
The properties in question are the Empire
strikes Back Special Edition versus a Private Little
945
01:24:58.840 --> 01:25:04.880
War from Star Trek original series.
I will start first the Empire strikes Back
946
01:25:06.039 --> 01:25:14.119
robust eight. Well, sounds good. I believe I've said this before.
947
01:25:14.399 --> 01:25:20.720
Yeah, again, I don't my
quibble quibble, and I wish it was
948
01:25:20.720 --> 01:25:29.199
a little bit more self contained.
Maybe Okay, well that's like a quibble.
949
01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:36.520
Sure, well, I family want
from me icon Empire strikes Back good
950
01:25:36.560 --> 01:25:42.119
movie? What do you want from
me it stop yelling at me. Well,
951
01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:45.239
I famously gave this a ten the
last time we talked about it,
952
01:25:45.359 --> 01:25:49.279
So I'm gonna give this a nine
point five because it's a special edition.
953
01:25:49.600 --> 01:25:56.560
Yes, which brings Star Wars Episode
five. The Empire strikes back Special Edition
954
01:25:56.720 --> 01:26:00.279
down to an eight point seventy five, but it could still be anybody game.
955
01:26:00.319 --> 01:26:03.760
As we move over to a Private
Little War, an episode which both
956
01:26:03.800 --> 01:26:08.840
of us famously warm on Private Little
War, I'm going to give it a
957
01:26:08.880 --> 01:26:14.319
spite ranking a point five. We
get some brown face in there, and
958
01:26:14.439 --> 01:26:17.960
I think that anything with brown face
should be automatically discounted. At that being
959
01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:29.159
said, I think from an anthropological
standpoint of where Hollywood storytelling was in nineteen
960
01:26:29.279 --> 01:26:34.560
sixty eight, a famously chill year
in America, in views on the Vietnam
961
01:26:34.680 --> 01:26:44.479
War, in popular culture, in
things that were not nakedly rebellious. Here
962
01:26:44.560 --> 01:26:50.880
it is right here. Even the
notoriously left leaning Star Trek is pretty darn
963
01:26:50.960 --> 01:26:55.039
centrist right here. And it says
that, then, I'm sure is complicated
964
01:26:55.079 --> 01:26:58.039
as supposed to. I think what
popular history has said, which is we
965
01:26:58.119 --> 01:27:00.880
didn't mean to be there in the
first place. I think that is fascinating
966
01:27:01.239 --> 01:27:05.439
whever, if you are just taking
it on face value and taking the metaphors
967
01:27:06.119 --> 01:27:15.119
quite clearly, its explicitly stated it's
extremely clonky patronizing. That's a good Star
968
01:27:15.199 --> 01:27:18.880
Trek episode, if that makes sense. No, Yeah, you can feel
969
01:27:19.039 --> 01:27:24.159
you can feel Roddenberry's touch over it. You can feel gene CON's touch on
970
01:27:24.359 --> 01:27:30.279
here. Yeah, even though it
is extraordinarily aboute headed Yeah, it's like
971
01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:33.479
it's funny if it is, it's
like, this is a good this is
972
01:27:33.520 --> 01:27:36.640
a good Star Trek episode. I
still give it a point five sweat rank.
973
01:27:36.800 --> 01:27:42.159
Yeah. And even if all the
if all the problematic stuff are fixed,
974
01:27:42.159 --> 01:27:45.199
it will be a radically different episode. But it's almost like art doesn't
975
01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:49.079
exist in a good bad binary.
It's almost or outside of its context.
976
01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:54.039
But it also but also I like
to use my rankings as kind of a
977
01:27:54.119 --> 01:27:58.439
platform of being like, you know, there's I'm sure that there's so much
978
01:27:58.520 --> 01:28:02.119
better art out there that could talk
about this stuff and far more eloquent terms
979
01:28:02.199 --> 01:28:08.840
than being like Klingons my god.
So I know I've said this before,
980
01:28:08.960 --> 01:28:12.119
but it is wild. Here we
go. Nineteen sixty eight, also the
981
01:28:12.239 --> 01:28:19.920
years of the assassination of MLK and
and rfk MLK, who popularly was often
982
01:28:19.960 --> 01:28:30.600
mistaken for did you tuck me?
Speaking of centering whiteness asthmen websters centering whiteness,
983
01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:36.960
and a famous story man. But
yeah, it's a real turmoil filled
984
01:28:38.079 --> 01:28:43.800
year, which makes this all the
worse. So I'm gonna give it a
985
01:28:43.920 --> 01:28:47.960
five, just five, yeah,
for everything that you said. I'm spite
986
01:28:48.039 --> 01:28:54.119
ranking it as well, but they're
not going quite so low just because I'm
987
01:28:54.199 --> 01:29:00.880
gonna give it some benefit. Mechanically
it feels good. Mm hmm. Yeah,
988
01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:03.920
mechanically in terms of like pacing you
start, but you think about it
989
01:29:04.640 --> 01:29:09.239
for a second. In terms of
the integrity of human beings, you're like,
990
01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:14.279
fuck me. I like screamed things
and notes well, for what it's
991
01:29:14.279 --> 01:29:16.079
worth, it right in all caps, love a witch, bitch. But
992
01:29:16.840 --> 01:29:20.000
I did also write in all caps
this is an argument for proxy war.
993
01:29:20.119 --> 01:29:28.239
Absolutely the fucking worst, get out
of here. And also I screamed out
994
01:29:28.359 --> 01:29:33.079
loud. No attempted sexual assault,
absolutely not. So it was not a
995
01:29:33.119 --> 01:29:38.079
good time for me, I can
tell you that much. Speaking of furthering
996
01:29:38.199 --> 01:29:41.479
proxy wars, So it was this
proxy war for star Trek and star wars
997
01:29:41.520 --> 01:29:47.199
perpetuated Aspen Aspen. You must be
so pleased to learn that Star Wars episode
998
01:29:47.279 --> 01:29:51.399
five, the Empire strikes back the
special edition. When's the week over a
999
01:29:51.439 --> 01:30:04.479
private little war? I'm sorry,
I will let I will let this this
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01:30:04.680 --> 01:30:10.399
win lighten my heart a bit.
I apologize for becoming so dower and sad
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thinking about the US imperialism. I
apologize for my countenance. Look, if
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you would like to give penance for
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dollars a month. You can get
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communicate with us. You can join
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Dessa, Emily Brice, Love,
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Ryan Nill, new patron Aaron Sigins, Thank you so much for your
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patront. Sweet you, we love
you. And finally, last weep I
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certainly not leastly Jolty partner, We
love you, honey. We can't wait
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for the pizza that's on the counter. Additionally, why not leave us a
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reviews tap and find the podcaster of
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are a four star. I fin
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to know that we are indeed charismatic
and smart. And also you can find
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us on social media Instagram, Blue
Sky. Uh, I guess we're on
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Twitter. Twitter won't die, but
I don't want to engage with it because
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they're evil, nefarious actors and I
wish that humans would just be better.
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But luckily I am with the good
human right now, with Asmen Webster.
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Asen, thank you for being the
kind, empathetic soul that you are,
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and you know good on ye Oh, thanks man, I don't know.
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We're just trying our best. We
are indeed trying our best. You're a
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good guy. You're a good guy, Aspen. I love you. I
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love you too, Listeners, we
love you. What do you think real
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quick? No? I think I
think we can do it. I think
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we could. I think we're got
this. We got this. We're good
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all right. May the Force be
with you A live long prosper












