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Welcome to the Trek Wars Podcast, the one podcast that
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dares to ask and answer the question which is better
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Star Trek or Star Wars by going through both franchises
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in chronological release order. I am Kenny Madison, the Star
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Trek condition with me as par always is ask.
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The website co host with the mo host.
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Oh whoa, whoa, Aspen stop yelling at me.
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All can't stop. I'm two, I've got I've got too much.
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Mo host, and lest we killed this minute before it
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crashes spectacle. That's right, we are talking about Star Wars.
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The Clone Wars Jedi crash versus Elan of Troy is
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from Star Trek the original series, season three fantastic like
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you know what, but truly possibly Yeah, an embarrassment of
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riches this week.
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Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, Before okay, I have this thought.
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I was just like, I'm gonna ask Kenny what he thinks.
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I thought of a lot of Troy.
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Yes, it could go either way. Yeah, because there are
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some regressive gender politics that are very much in play
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in alan of troys uh and problematic racial dynamics in play.
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And at the same time you have a delicious performance
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from France Nyan or France nowhen probably you and you
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y is it win? It's Vietnamese last name, is it when?
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Sometimes it's pronounced when sometimes yeah, niguy if like, but
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usually it's when.
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It's spelled and you y e n when.
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Win. Yeah, she was in the Joy Left Club.
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Really yeah.
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I'm pretty sure she was also like on Broadway with Shatner.
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That's so cool.
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She's she is like something else, like she is an
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act tour, you know.
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And you can feel it this episode she is specific.
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Yeah, dude, she rules this episode of Star Trek, this
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episode is she's in an episode of Murder.
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She wrote my new favorite show.
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And a social activist at least in the nineteen sixties.
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Oh yeah, for sure.
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So it truly could go either way for Aspen.
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Yeah yeah, yeah, that's interesting. You say that you nailed it.
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I did start out. I know, we'll get into what
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the episode actually is about, but it did start out
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a little.
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You're absolutely right. New York based entertainment columnist Joe Crosby
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previous the episode Ilana Troyce for her syndicated column TV Scout.
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Uh huh.
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This synosis of Ilana troy is written and directed by
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John Meredith Lucas guest star Francis Nian comes on Mighty
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Strong and When When comes On? When?
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When?
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Guest Star Francis When comes on Mighty Strong Tonight with
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her performance as a high priestess of a planet, She's
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being transported by the Enterprise to another planet where she
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will be married off as a peace gesture. But she
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has two things going for her, her aggressive arrogance and
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a strange set of tear ducts, which manufactured tears that
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can enslave men like Captain Kirk. First aired January sixteentheteen
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sixty nine. Is that correct?
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Oh you know what?
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No, it's not correct. It is December twentyeth nineteen sixty eight.
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Oh. Also, I am I am so sorry. I am
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wrong about the name. I was thinking it was the
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ng u y e n, which is specifically a last
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name UM that is very common. I guess I just
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thought so it probably is Nien. You're probably right, so cool, So.
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Sorry anyway, sorry to bowl over your thought. Oh wait
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with a synopsis.
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Born France quinn Vana. Okay, no, never mind, she just
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changed the spelling of it.
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Probably she anglicized it.
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She anglicized it. Yeah, no, I will take that as
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me giving you a beautiful segue. Yeah. Cool, Well, I
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will read the synopsis for the Clone Wars. I will
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get away from reading about that wonderful perfect person for
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a second Star Wars. Clone Wars Jedi Crash Really is
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January sixteenth, two thousand and nine, written by the TV
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Archaeologists on IMDb. General Skywalker is injured while rescuing fellow
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Jedi General Aila Sakura from super battle droids equipped with
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rocket packs Ahsoka Tano. Crash lands their shuttle on the
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neutral planet of Marudin, where the native Luerman villagers refuse
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to take sides in the war. They are, however, willing
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to send a healer to help Anakin. Oh yeah, this
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is an embarrassment of riches type of thing. And I'd
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say in this episode is also I'll go into the details.
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It was directed by Rob Coleman and written by interesting
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Katie Lucas.
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I'm sure that that's no one. I'm sure that that
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is absolutely no one, period, no one.
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Yeah, I mean just like just probably just like a
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people have the same last name.
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Right, Yeah, Lucas is a very common name.
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Your last name is Webster. My last name is Webster.
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That's right, you're so right.
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Yeah, just you know Lucas, it's his daughter, right, it's
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his daughter. Yeah, it's his daughter. Great job, Katie. Yeah yeah,
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pretty pretty bad though, and also interesting on the Rob
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Coleman because yeah he did Yeah, he was animation direction
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on others. So yeah, it's.
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Pretty animation director on the prequel.
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Qualls on the prequels, right, So.
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Yeah, you can feel that dynamism hot in Hot.
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Yes, there is a lot that is visually dynamic and
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very appealing and very interesting about this episode. So much
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happens before they even land on the planet, and then
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this up? And I was like, oh my gosh. And
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then so much more even happens, and it's just great
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and there's so much visually arresting components and good good good,
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like emotional back and forth.
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Anyway, I dare say if the rest of the episode
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kept going like the rest of like the first half
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of Jedi Crash, yeah, I'd be like.
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Nine territory in nine, You'll give it a nine.
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This episode is really good. But like the first half
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of this episode was I was just yeah, it was.
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It was so compelling, so tense, so interesting.
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Well, they talk about the felonies only right. Yeah, this
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is like the first time since the films that they've
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had like a real space battle, like truly with all
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the components.
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Which is and it's not even the space, it's in
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the sky. What is it? Because this happens in the
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JJ Star Wars movies, and the closest that we get
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to a proper space battle is Last Jedi Rogue one.
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Notwithstanding Rogue one has a six space battle suck at
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the end.
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It's the beginning of revenge. That's just pure space battle.
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Just to start Phantom is a space battle Return of
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the Jedi. There, it's I mean's a lot of kind
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of assorted space battles, but there's the space battle that's
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pre it's pre Billy d Williams. My god, what Lando,
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Jesus Lando taking the Millennium Falcon into into the space
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to land. You know, like, wow, it's wild.
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Sorry, no, I was just thinking about the Return of
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the Jedi space battle and how exquisite it is and
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how overwhelming that experience feels. And then you add the
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cross cutting, which I think is so masterfully done and
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it really does pull you along so well.
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of that battle of like we have to get in there,
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we have to blow this up, but like we have to.
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This has to line up with this going down on
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the moon while this is happening over here. It's just
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really fabulous.
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And the sensation of speed that goes along with going
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in the tunnels in Return of the Jedi truly truly exquisite.
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Yeah, pretty extraordinary.
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Anyways, this Clone Wars battle rules.
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It's great. Love it so good it Yeah, there's just
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things falling from everywhere. There's flying battle droids, which is new,
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like the flying like big bad battle droid.
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They fly now, they.
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Fly now.
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I need to I need to never have bad self
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esteem ever again. Because someone got paid top dollar to
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write somehow Palpatine return. Not only that, several people got
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paid top dollar to write somehow Palpatine return some people.
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They came to those people on hands and knees being like,
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can you please come back to Star Wars? Please, please
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don't let Colin Trovro close to our Star Wars please.
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As someone who works in a company, a tech company,
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watching constantly as people who are not that smart get
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paid top dollar it's the same in all the industries,
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so I think that, but that like lightens it a
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little bit. If you just know that all of it
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is bad to you, right bad, that helps, right.
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Yeah, this is anyways a wonder of an episode. My
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first impression of Jedi Crash. It's a great episode.
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It's a great episode.
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It's a great episode. It's it's definitely far and away
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my favorite episode of the Clone Wars so far.
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Really yeah, man, interesting, I find that interesting.
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I think that's just the space battle is incredible, it's
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moving along at a clip and then uh.
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I mean the crash again. They talk about this on
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Faloney Zoni, but the crash they talk about how it's
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the there was one in the Clone Wars film, but
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it doesn't feel as like visceral, whereas the crash onto
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this planet is like there's glass, there's breaking, there's steaks,
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that's scary, there's fire. It's very like physically like like
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it just feels so real. It is great. There's so
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much going on that's so good. Also, not to keep
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going on about the victuals of it, but da also,
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did you ever read his dark materials, The Golden Compass
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and The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass.
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His Dark Materials, The Golden Say That one more time.
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All three of the books are called His Dark Materials.
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It's the Pullman Book.
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Oh they're books. Sorry, I thought that these were items
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that were painted very dark. Does anyone you like me?
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Yes? I love you very much.
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Okay, I know that I just talked about how I
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never need to have bad self steam ever again because
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someone got paid to write somehow Palpatine was hearing, but
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it really just wildly vacillating all the time.
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Yeah, no, I hear you, But you don't have to
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vacillate your great all the time.
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Well, I can vacillate if I want to. That's the
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correct answer. Yeah, daty dum.
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Sorry, Feel whatever feelings you want to feel. Maybe there
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is just a pretreads in The Amber Spyglass. There's sort
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of like other world that they go to. It's been
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years since I've read it, where there are creatures that
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like they're like the the past, are kind of like
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roads themselves, and they like kind of have the same
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rolling thing, and there are these big trees and like
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seed pods and it's so reminiscent. I I mean, I
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don't know if that was ever put on screen. But
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that's like visually in my head, like that's like what
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was in this Colone War's episode was a lot like
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what I imagined reading that book, and that's I can only
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assume that there was, even if it's like in people's
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subconscious that there is a like an inspiration there, Like
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it's a very cool, like there's a lot of cool concepts.
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Except that Colony specifically points out as influences the flony Z.
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Yeah, but like any kind of things, like influences based
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on other influences, like no, not Star Trek, right, yeah,
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like Star Trek would truly never be Shakespearean ever.
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No, no, it's never ever been Shakespearean. No, no, Yeah, it's.
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Not famously like called out numerous times as it being
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inspired by like Shakespeare acting and then also having like
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an entire episode that's like exactly like the Taming of
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the Shrew, the Taming of the shrewan space.
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I just don't know, I don't know what you're talking. Yes,
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a lot of Troy's this Taming of the shrewan space.
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In my uh not as well read mindset, it was
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definitely like, oh, this is my fair lady in space yeah,
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which makes sense. Yeah, because you know it's the same.
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Yeah, my fair Lady, Well, they're all inspired by each other.
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My Fair Lady is a story is based on Pigmilion,
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which is a a was a story written by Ovid
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who was Latin. Anyway, we're doing great, obviously.
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I hang, not only is this.
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Like, is it inspired by Taming? It's true, like it's
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Allen of Troys and of course that's Helen of Troy.
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Yes, which beautiful. Quite frankly, as a diehard Star Trek
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fan since literally before I had memories, gotta tell you, asthen,
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I don't think that I had those dunts connected until
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probably reading the literature for this. Oh yeah, because I'm
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over here on being like, wow, space Adventures.
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Yeah, well that's also just as that's just as good
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