March 1, 2024

Return of the Jedi Special Edition vs. Return to Tomorrow

Return of the Jedi Special Edition vs. Return to Tomorrow

This week, "Risk is our business!"

Aspen loves the ending changes of Return of the Jedi. Kenny points out this week's human propaganda of Return to Tomorrow. We talk about being complicit in empire (both being residents of the U.S. and of the...

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This week, "Risk is our business!"

Aspen loves the ending changes of Return of the Jedi. Kenny points out this week's human propaganda of Return to Tomorrow. We talk about being complicit in empire (both being residents of the U.S. and of the Empire). And Kenny talks about Lucas messing with the Special Edition leading to "this is not my Star Wars."

And Kenny makes Aspen cry by repeating a point she made in an earlier episode.

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Welcome to the Track Wars podcast,
the Internet's primary source for all things Star

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Trek Star Wars comparison related, because
that's the whole heck conceit of our freaking

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podcast. Dude, I am Kenny
Madison, the Star Trek contingent of this

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podcast, and with me as per
always is dude. Oh my god,

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dude, Yeah, dude, dude, bro, yeah, dude. Brow

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Is that like our podcast? Dude? Usually I nail these intros, but

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today apparently I phone to get in. You're not phone. No, I'm

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gonna I'm going to take a mulligan. I'm going to take a mulligan.

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Let me reintroduce the podcast. I
really don't want you to. I want

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you to. I love it so
much. Well, if someone is starting

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with our episode, I want it
to be a little bit more professional,

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because this is a podcast where we
go through both Star Trek and Star Wars

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in chronological release order, comparing and
contrasting both franchises. What the heck they

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have to say politically, philosophically,
sociologically, dare I say, religiously and

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romantically starship Ye, all of those
things, fantastically. Speaking of fantastically,

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Today we are covering Return of the
Jedi Special Edition versus Return to Tomorrow.

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Return of the Jedi Special Edition of
course being our Star Wars contingent, and

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Return Tomorrow from season two Star Trek
the original series, Aspen, Yeah,

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and Return of the Jedi being our
specialized versions. Since we have done Return

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of the Jedi before, it maybe
just said this and I wasn't listening.

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We have done Return of the Jedi
before, but it was the original versions

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as opposed to the newer versions.
That is the one, Aspen. That

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is absolutely correct, and I'm so
glad, thank you that you said that.

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Thank you so much. Shall we
go into the synopsis For folks that

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are playing the home game edition of
Trek Wars, they've gotten their boards out,

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they're putting the pieces there, they
are not watching along, okay,

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because that's not that is the home
edition to you. That is to me

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as opposed to Aspen, Yeah,
which is that the home edition would mean

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they are watching along with us.
So the people who are not the people

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who are deciding not to engage.
Sure, And I will start with the

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synopsis for Returned to Tomorrow, first
aired February ninth, nineteen sixty eight.

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Director Ralph Senensky and credited writer of
John Kingsbridge, with a rather story by

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John Kingsbridge written by Gene Roddenberry.
John Kingsbridge being a pseudonym for John T.

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Dugan, and the synopsis comes from
Stephen k Sure from tbke Previews.

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Here we Go Uh, first published
February nine, nineteen sixty eight. Here

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we Go a weird and far out
plot even for this series, but it's

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quite an interesting one. Summoned to
a planet much like Earth, the Enterprise

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finds a highly advanced civilization that destroyed
itself two billion years ago whatever. A

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few of its brain survived, and
now they want to borrow a few human

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bodies to launched. Extremely worthwhile Project
Kirk makes the initial and risky body alone,

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and naturally complications ensue. Although it
is all a bit confusing, you'll

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want to stay with it and watch
both Captain Kirk and mister Spock die.

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That's returned it tomorrow synopsis that they
put in the newspaper. Ah, yes,

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yes, indeed, it's good to
get a preview of what the heck

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of your opinion is of this episode
without you having to say a ward that's

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not true. Sorry, I actually
really, really loved it, Actually fucking

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loved that this episode. I wanted
to be on the record. No,

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I mostly was just like distracted,
avite, trying to find what I wanted

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to read. Excellent, Since of
course we've already given a synopsis of Return

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of the Jedi, this is of
course specific to the special editions, and

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so I figure I found actually a
Roger Ebert review from nineteen ninety seven.

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I'm just going to pull out a
couple of specific pieces because I'm not going

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to read the whole thing. Yeah, it was first release March seventh,

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nineteen ninety seven. Yep. And
so this review is from March fourteenth,

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nineteen ninety seven. Here's his thought. I'm gonna end with I'm going to

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kind of pull this out, and
there's a last paragraph. I'm going to

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just kind of end with with he
said, if I had to choose,

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I would say this is the least
of the Star Wars films. It lacks

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the startling originality of the first two. It's more concerned with loos end's and

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final resolutions. It was the correct
decision for George Lucas to end with a

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trilogy and then move to another point
in time for the continuation of the saga,

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because he's already starting to think of
that's going to come next, because

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we're building up to the next trilogies
that are coming. You've been in,

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Roger Ebert. Roger Ebert. Well, also because art doesn't exist in a

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vacuum, but E've been Roger Ebert, the most famous film critic period is

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taken with the meta narrative that Lucas
is building George Lucas to end with a

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trilogy, when this has a different
director entirely, it's Cosden and Lucas writing

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the screenplays. So Wild Wild,
You're absolutely right. And then he kind

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of says, to return to these
characters a fourth time, we destroy them

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at the structure of the story and
turn it simply into a series one an

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interesting perspective, talking about inspired things. He talks about extended sequences. But

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I'll just finish with the last paragraph, which is, at the end,

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what are we left with? Marvelous
sites, the two Death Stars, the

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lumbering war machines on the snow planet, space warfare, the Desert Monster,

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buccaneering action, marvelous sounds, the
voices of Darth Vader Jaba in the chirpy

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Little R two D two and an
idea the force that encompassing everything may perhaps

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encompass nothing and conceal another level above
or beneath. I'm guessing that will be

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the subject of the next trilogy,
Medic Laurians. Yeah, I was just

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thinking this was reading that, and
he was going, oh, actually it's

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pretty Laurence Clients. Anyway, that's
a that's my we know what was happening

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in the Return of the Jedi.
Yeah, the Jedi come back. The

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Jedi come back. Yeah, they
rescue they rescue Han from jaba Uh and

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then they're like all of the Jedi. The Jedi has gone on like a

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weekend retreat to Bakersfield, and now
they're back home and Luke has to clean

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up before the parents get back,
right, He's just like, oh no,

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there's so many cops out. Oh
man, they broke a vase.

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So yeah, imagine Jenny, a
really great eighties film if that were actually

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what it was just like. But
also, yes, you're right, director

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was Oh no, it's how do
you pronounce his name? Richard Mark can

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Richard Mark wand Mark Wand oh it's
so funny. I've never said his name

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out loud. Yes, Richard Mark
Wand and of course Lawrence Cosden and George

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Lucas writing the screenplays because of George
Lucas being like, perhaps I should have

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a little bit more say in this
film. We've talked about that the last

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time of him being more like part
of the process, more versus Empire.

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Yes, Richard Mark Wand just a
little bit of brief background was a British

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director who really wasn't that well known, had made some small movies. The

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very fact, the very fact that
I just said never said his name out

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loud maybe on this podcast, but
forgotten, like when that's a film not

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directed by George Lucas, but in
our minds were just like George Lucas,

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much like Roger Ebert. Yeah,
and this is where this is the one

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where Lucas I didn't do my research
in terms of reading about the process.

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But also I believe that we've litigated
it on the previous episode of Return of

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the Jedi but where Empire Strikes Back, and we talked about this on our

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previous episode with the Empire Strikes Back
special edition, and Lucas was unhappy with

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how Empire turned out, and I
think still to this day he's like Empire

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is his least favorite, and so
return to the Jedi. Like we said

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in our first episode, episode four, return to the Jedi is a return

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to form. Yes, it's a
return to find Yeah, it's a return

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to form. In his mind,
he's a little bit more hands on.

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I don't recall exactly. I believe
he's directing some things, or at least

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people are like, yeah, he's
basically shadow directing. Yeah, because he

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wants to, sir, sir,
calm down. If I had a time

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machine and someone was like, you
can go back in time do one thing

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in this time, I would not
do what you would expect. I'd go

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back to nineteen eighty three, nineteen
eighty two, and I'd be like,

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can you calm the fuck down?
Yeah, I'd say, that's George Lucas

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and when I come back. Also, at this time, Lucas is tired

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of Star Wars. Oh well,
maybe he needed to calm the fuck up.

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I don't know. He's on the
record of being like, I'm I'm

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done now. He was going through
If he wasn't going through a divorce,

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he was about to get a divorce. Things he had, he was building

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the infrastructure for lucasfilm and starting to
aggregate his power. Uh, and Empire

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Strikes Back was a self financed movie
for the most part, and so he's

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just very tired of making these big
honkin movies Hong Kong, and so he's

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like, Return of the Jedi at
least in nineteen eighty three, I'm about

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to piece out, which is interesting
because you can you can feel all of

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those things. You can feel the
we gotta wrap this up kind of energy

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sometimes. Roger Eberts said, yeah, all those loose ends originally, well,

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I mean, of course, he
was making all of this stuff up

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as he went along. There is
another at least according to interviews within Secret

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History of Star Wars. Whenever I
read it the first time, episode like

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the sequel trilogy, was going to
be about looking for that mythical other somewhere

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else in the gallaty Okay, and
it was not going to be Leah.

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But then Return of the Jedi came
around. He was like, I'm not

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doing this anymore. We're just gonna
make it late. Yeah, it's Ezra

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Bridger. Yeah literally, yeah,
cant in dearest. There are others out

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there. There's so many others.
There's actually a few some. Now,

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the Jedi are all a bit extinct, except for like these fifty two one

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hundred that are over here off screen. Yeah, just a couple, just

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a few. There's a whole bunch
of Jedi that could just like arise.

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Yeah, but they're not bucking skywalkers. I guess no, I yeah,

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that makes sense. You're right,
you can feel it a little bit.

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I obviously Return of the Jedi is
it film, my love. I've watched

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this movie so many times, just
like I was experiencing that in our like

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rewatch of these as special editions.
Every single time it's done the like and

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then it gets goes dad, I
am so happy. I'm so fucking Horror

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movies should start like a Star Wars
or yeah, or they should have they

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should have some association with like the
some fun thing to happen with the the

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production company and the music or something
to kind of play around with it.

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God, I love it. Yeah, there's just like such a kind of

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like a push and a joy to
its. Here's why it's huge. Here's

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here's why the intro Star Wars is
great. Okay, tell me as opposed

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to like, because you're talking about
doing like fun things with the production company

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logos which lic and Raiders Lincoln Raiders. When it starts with like, it's

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like Paramount and then it becomes the
Mountain. That's great because we briefly talked

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about this in our Patreon which you
can listen to a patreon dot com slash

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track Corse pod. I'm thinking of
you can Yes, I was thinking about

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Aquamanna the Lost Kingdom gross, I
know, uh a bad, but the

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war not thinking about it. I'm
probably gonna keep thinking about it. The

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Warner Brothers, like the Warner Brothers, loves to play with their logos and

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whatnot, make cool and make them
different. Star Wars plays with it.

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Here's why the Star Wars intro is
one of the greatest. Has the twentieth

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century Fox logo. It's great.
And then usually movies like kind of Guide

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You in at least Circle nineteen eighty
three, they play their opening credits,

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Ah, yes, no, no, not this one. No, you

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get the Lucasfilm Limited logo and then
silence and then the Chiron a long time

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ago in a galaxy far far away. True. Then it fades down.

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So now the audience's tense because they're
going what is happening there because they're playing

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with sound. They're playing with sound. The sound has dropped out, and

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now we are just staring at a
black screen. And then, instead of

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a slow guide back, blam Star
Wars and it immediate breaks the tension.

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And you weren't just confronted with joy
because you were just like, oh,

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big Star Wark, you are guiding
into this wonderful tension. Yeah, immediately

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told expect this. This is a
fairy tale, okay, and then blam

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unless unless it's Rogue One, which
is like, so fucking good because it's

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a war movie. Dude, Oh
it's a war movie. Did you know

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that? Maybe everyone dies and that's
what makes it cool. What's so good

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about Rogue One is like, there's
never been a Star Wars movie that was

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about war, never mind the fact
that the Ewoks are quite almost literal analogs

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for our perception of the Vietcong.
What did I What did I text you?

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I was like going through hold on, Oh I was I was talking

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about like, I was very grumpy. We don't have to get into it,

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but I was grumpy about how Rise
of Skywalker disrespects not just the preceding

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movies, but also with this film
because it doesn't matter that like the Emperor

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knew what was going to happen,
that he plans it all and I'll just

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like gru but I wrote you like
that he knew it. It's like the

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power of this community and this friendship
and this courage and kindness and risking your

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life even though you could die for
a better future. And then that's what

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actually like wins. It doesn't matter. So the fact that he would continue

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on is so insulting. But then
I came back and I was like,

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friendshipless, courageless kindness plus the Vietcong. It's just like right, Skywalker.

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A similar movie to Return of the
Jedi and This sen is that both are

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course correction movies that are trying to
get back to something else right, and

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also both of them being like the
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funny that I think. That's actually
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ha ha funny. Thank you for
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yes you've added it. Little freak
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Papu Frick my little Freaks so good. Yeah, it's all hall funny,

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like a clown like a silicious gum. I was gonna say, you distracted

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me. I'm having such a good
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actually made that connection because you had
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about how this is a course correction
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ironic to me that Rise of Skywalker
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of the Jedi. It also Rises
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operating a completely different paradigm as we're
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yes, Return of the Jedi they
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of Empire strikes Back came out,
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down and be like, let's figure
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to create something that, granted we
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and me, this thing feels fully
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mass, and so it feels a
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Skywalker, which I'm pretty sure Abrams
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maybe two years. I Well,
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it was eighteen months when did Colin
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still probably would have been a disappointment
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Skywalker was. But also, like
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but also like Abrams was doing an
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sure Disney dictates from on high fan
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Gargageman production, So like, like, dude, whatever, it's not necessarily

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his fault. Yeah, And we're
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return to Tomorrow, returns, returns, so many returns. That's the thematic

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connections that I found in these two
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both of them are coming on back
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this is our first impressions, since
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because I've been picky the whole time
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It changes the music that it's a
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fact, I prefer it the end
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This feels like more of an ending
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to what we originally got with Yup
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nub. It is the song is
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yep dap, and it's just that. And I think I should I should

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actually look up what the piece of
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and beautiful. But it's yeah,
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the the u Wak celebration. But
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out to the galaxy. So you
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you see people celebrating everywhere. You
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seven special edition. It's adding in
two thousand and four the Gungans going we

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suf Free. Yep, you do
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being like, you don't like this
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of the CHET. I know you
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retort of the CHET. I now
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I was younger and I like,
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hated it. But now I'm fine. I'm fine with it. No

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though I say that, oh,
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right, it doesn't make sense because
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he could what he could have looked
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be. And he was that age
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man does make more sense. It's
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McGregor, So okay, I take
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on a Hayden Christiansen deserves better kick. He does. He also had an

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impossible job that we'll get into right
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So, and I'll tell you this, it's because I'm a deeply feeling

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person. Don't know if you know
that about me? What I am?

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Starry? Why mothers fucker got some
feelings? What are you to do?

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What was the last thing that you
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Wait wait we were talking about Madam
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not the last thing I cried out, But I do just want to say

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that when she does like basically meet
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I did cry. He did cry
so much? What was the last thing

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I cried at? I'm like,
really, it's I mean, but I'm

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not sure that it's going to get
better than you cried daring. Madam Webb

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genuinely recently cried. I did recently
cry. I just can't remember what.

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I don't think you answered my question
correctly. I've cried a Richard of the

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Jedi lost Nime. So when I
was younger, and I saw that for

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the first time, like when I
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book series or you know, anything
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this is hours of like being with
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the story. It's really hard.
An ending is really hard, and I

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think the original one does not quite
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in my chest, like there's not
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sad and lonely. But the new
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of something, They're connected. It
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and the music really helps with that. So but now what's so interesting

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is maybe now the Yebnab ending might
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JAREDI is not the end anymore because
the Force Awakens happened, But it's still

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the end of that story, sure, Like it doesn't just because I mean,

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obviously we have one wars and rebellions, only to see the same things

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happen again. You know, this
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Litigate my disappointments in the Force Awakens
whenever we get there, although that

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movie kind of nailed it, uh
in retrospect, because I was like,

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when, so the Nazis just never
went away? I know, I was

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like, that's impossible. So to
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changes is matched only by my deep, deep hatred for the changes to the

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Max Rebo band in Java's Palace,
and interesting you think that those are distracting?

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Did I say that? I was
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thing I've ever seen in my life? Interesting? Interesting? So I think

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that literally that kind of balance pulls
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say, big weird, uh,
big weird lips in my face from the

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singer. That's not size noodles but
the other one. But you get you

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get you get more bub or maybe
this noodles. You get more bub with

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Fet though, Do I get more
Bob? Yeah, there's more Buba Fat.

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I get where I just have to
say, I love that is just

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just dispatched like a clown because you
know what, he doesn't matter. Bubba

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FET's nothing. It's a care Look. I know, I know. I

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like to have rich philosophical discussions about
what these things are trying to say to

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us on a dare I say,
on a spiritual level. But at the

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same time, Bubba FET's a clown. Who cares? Bubba Fet He's just

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a guy. He's just a tea
man. He's just a He's a man

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with a tea. He just got
a little tea helmet. And you're like,

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whoa a tea cool badass, He's
got jetpack badass. And then literally

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literally he's standing on that sand ship
thing and a block han solo, just

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Boba Fet and then accidentally hits into
a sarlac pit. Apparently, allegedly,

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George Lucas had considered having a scene
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fit. Calm down, Calm down, George. Anyway, So that's my

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reflection, that's my that's my hot
take on the Return of the Jedi special

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editions. Okay, uh, Return
of the Jedi a good film, true

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great film. Yes, yeah,
uh? Ask men. Let me ask

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you the question that I ask you
every week except for the weeks that I

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don't AskMen. Do you remember this
episode of Star Trek. I've never seen

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this episode of Star Trek? Which
thing? Love cool? I liked it.

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I loved it. I liked it. I loved it. I liked

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it. Hey, hey, look
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the podcast host. Now I loved
it. I don't know. Maybe it's

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because you like sargon and salsa and
kind of and well, okay, I

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did. However, halfway through yell
out wonder Woman nineteen eighty four, because

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you know, it's like, what
is that? What are the ethics of

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being in people's bodies and kissing without
their consent? Those bodies consent? Wonder

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Woman nineteen eighty four a good movie. I also think so people might disagree,

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but I will say this is a
deeply problematic aspect of it. Yea,

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I think is actually should be considered
more. We're sorry, litigate the

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great movie that is Wonder Woman nineteen
eighty four. Sorry, I loved this

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movie. I loved this film and
oh god, Jesus, I loved this

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movie, film, TV show,
Here we Go. It was great.

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I don't know if it's like because
the last few have been fine or reprehensible

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to me, I'm not sure.
And there was something about this that was

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just so interesting and clear and straightforward
in its approach, beautiful characterization, interesting

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motivations, Leonard Nimoy getting to have
so much fun. I can feel this

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script being like, this is going
to be fun for the actors. Although

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well, yeah, we'll get into
it more after we talk about our first

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impressions. Kenny, Yeah, boss, do you remember the first time you

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saw this episode? I'm the slightest
no, it's probably in high school.

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Oh yeah, because that's whenever I
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Wow, what a braggart, eggs
Braggart. Well, the wild thing

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about my my journey with Star Trek
is that I would whenever I would use

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the bathroom, I haven't, sorry, whenever i'd use the bathroom, I

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had there's a literal Star Trek Encyclopedia
aspen mm hmmm. And I would just

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not just sit in the bathroom,
but also like just elsewhere, and I

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would just read the Star Trek Encyclopaedia. Wait, sorry, you take that?

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Can you can you describe this process? Would do? Would you where?

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Would you read this? Would would
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and then take it back to the
bathroom? Or did you just stay in

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the bathroom? I wouldn't, I
mean because it takes it take a while.

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Oh, it would take a while. That's so funny. Interesting,

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that's so funny. Other I don't. I'm so I was take people so

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long to poop. It does not
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you're a good person. And I
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And so it's this weird thing where
I was probably familiar with episodes before I

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even watched them. M And we're
starting to get into that territory of Star

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Trek episodes that just I liberally used
the word iconic for the first season and

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a half because so much of it
was so gangbusters. Yeah. Now we're

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getting out out of that gene Coon
territory and which I was never really cognizant

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of, and we're starting to get
into a whole bunch of episodes that are

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just like okay mm hmm, yeah, and it could I wonder if and

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this is this is one of those
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would you put the book back?
Yeah, of course I would like where

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was the book on the bookshelf?
There's bookshelf in the bathroom? No,

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oh, you take it with you
into the bathroom. Yeah, I say

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yes, thank you, because I
would just be looking at it all the

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time. That in Star Trek magazine, what was the decorations like the bathroom?

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It was orange wallpaper, like a
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for a while, there was just
a hole like a cutting the drywall,

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a rectangle. I don't know why, and it was just never fixed.

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That's why all the Star Wars Star
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of Star Trek Porn. Oh what
yes, well we we have possibly the

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most classic speech in all of Star
Trek. Oh so you know how okay,

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here we go? Oh god,
sorry, I just you know,

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when we're talking about years earlier,
I and like certain things that I just

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like wasn't maybe was like during the
Patreon part, I was thinking about,

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like when the years of things that
happened in the significance. It only occurred

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to me in this episode when he
was giving this iconic jfk asque speech that

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I was like, this is nineteen
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went to the Moon. Of course, of course, and it just oh,

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I might have actually cried at the
speech. I think I started to

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cry because I started to think about
that, and I started to think about

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hope, which is they have done
what the speech is? The risk is

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our business speech in Return to Tomorrow
is Star Trek in a monologue? Yeah,

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the risk is our business and a
risky business. Yeah. And it's

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weird because he put sunglasses on and
dances out afterwards. It cuts the tension.

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It's so out of character. But
I love that speech. It's a

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perfect speech. And also and also
the crew of the Enterprise have done so

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much more dangerous things. I know, but I know, but this is

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the moment. This is the year
before the Apollo missions, yeah, or

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the big Apollo mission. None of
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big. All the missions. Yeah, I mean, it's it's true,

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it is a funny place for it
to be, but I think maybe there

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is something. Yeah, they've done
many, many more risky things, but

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00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:51.960
there is something to be said about
like letting aliens inhabit your body. There's

397
00:33:52.000 --> 00:34:01.000
a certain type of a real visceral
bodily fear around that. So I mean

398
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:05.839
not to not to like litigate too
much because I think I think you're right,

399
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:13.360
but kind of in that way,
I it's it is kind of fascinating.

400
00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:20.639
Yeah, anyway, yeah, it's
it's it's got I think it's has

401
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:25.840
it has oh bad. The feeling
I was getting watching this was the way

402
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:30.800
that I want Star Trek to be. If the last episode was Star Trek

403
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:37.000
at its worst, this to me
is Star Trek at its best in terms

404
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:40.000
of and I don't mean Star Trek
the show truly necessarily, I mean the

405
00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:50.760
crew of the Enterprise actually making good
on a non militaristic, exploratory compassion,

406
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:53.519
and that's why I think it appealed
to me so deeply. And then it

407
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:58.760
ends up being an entire episode about
what we do for love, what it

408
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:02.000
means to be human, to be
connected, which we know is my favorite.

409
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:09.280
What did you write human? It's
human propaganda as opposed to war propaganda,

410
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:17.880
which it often is. And here's
here's why I'm glad that these two

411
00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:25.039
things are paired, because you made
an excellent argument for Return of the Jedi

412
00:35:25.400 --> 00:35:30.199
in the previous time that we covered
this episode. Listen, because I don't

413
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:34.760
remember, I did not read listen, But this, this notion, this

414
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.840
notion is stuck in my brain because
it's so it's just such a powerful notion

415
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:42.000
that I'm not sure that even the
filmmakers were aware of, but it's it's

416
00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:47.280
there, and it is I think
this episode is the embodiment just like you

417
00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:52.880
said, it's humor propaganda at his
finest. You said that, you said

418
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.960
this human propaganda. I read it
off of your notes. You said this

419
00:35:57.119 --> 00:36:04.199
humor propaganda. Yeah, this episode
of Star Trek. You said that this

420
00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:06.559
is the embodiment of what you want
from Star Trek. I said that to

421
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:10.239
a stream of propaganda. So this
is a Star Trek distillation living its values

422
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:14.880
through a non militaristic thing. This
is what Star Trek, This is what

423
00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:20.079
the mid narrative of Star Trek perpetuates
itself as. Yes, uh, whenever

424
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:23.119
it is not looking for militaristic solutions
just shooting people willy nilly and instead willing

425
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:27.760
to give people the benefit of the
doubt because we are human and we live

426
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:31.079
to explore, and not through this
necessary this need of conquest, but because

427
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:37.800
we enjoy the act of exploration on
its own. Yes, there is no

428
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:40.159
need to impose our values. Instead, let us just explore because we want

429
00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:44.840
to see. Yeah, oh no, I'm gonna cry again. Do it?

430
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.519
And then Return of the Jedi.
This notion that you talk about with

431
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:52.519
the Joys, especially that last forty
minutes, and the specifically the meaning of

432
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:59.400
the text coming through through the editing
techniques, the interconnected connections and everyone working

433
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:06.559
in tandem to fight fight connection of
friendship, executing that through action, not

434
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:09.719
necessarily through text, whereas Star Trek
is literally just grand standing through the monologue.

435
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:15.280
Risks in our business. Return of
the Jedi is demonstrating its values and

436
00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:19.440
the values of Star Wars like it
does through action. Where Star Trek is

437
00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:24.119
telling you its values, Star Wars
is demonstrating its values through action through the

438
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:29.000
power. Where we cannot necessarily do
it as an individual, we can't even

439
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:31.159
necessarily do it as one big group, but all of these individuals working in

440
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:36.880
tandem on their own, using to
the best of their abilities, it can

441
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:51.800
defeat insturmountable odds. Oh no,
yeah, did I see all That is

442
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.679
really smart of me? You said
the Return of the Jedi bar Yes,

443
00:37:55.119 --> 00:38:01.000
okay, that's nice. Also put
it beautiful words. You know, it's

444
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:06.519
funny. I think that's absolutely it's
it is. It is interesting to set

445
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:12.000
these and also that's why I like
to do this podcast this because it's funny

446
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:15.880
that the risk is our business thing
comes Yeah, with the alleged end of

447
00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:22.159
the Empire, these are kind of
in some way the theses of these franchises

448
00:38:23.199 --> 00:38:32.360
at this moment in time. I
yes, and an interesting there's a sort

449
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:39.159
of offshoot thought that came to me
while I was watching Return of the Jedi.

450
00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:45.639
Nice, I know, and I
think I think this is I think

451
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:53.519
this is related when it comes to
the idea of us having to be together

452
00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:59.639
in this that it's no one person
And and I started thinking actually about like

453
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:07.000
what is the benefit to being complicit
in empire? And like we're complicit in

454
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:10.920
empire right now? We are,
and we are complicit in the United States

455
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:19.840
Empire. And I I like,
even by existing, we are saying,

456
00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:23.239
well, I mean what can you
do? And an interesting thing in you

457
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:27.280
know, Star Wars that's literally within
a New Hope, right is it's like

458
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:30.639
Luke even says, well, of
course I hate like the empire, but

459
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:35.360
like what can you do? Like
what like what can I do? And

460
00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:40.039
I think most people, for whatever
reason, do function from that perspective.

461
00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:43.559
There are people who just don't have
enough resources to people who have a lot

462
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:49.119
of resources and don't want to lose
those resources. But I think ultimately it's

463
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:57.079
because the only real answer and FBI
don't come for me Jesus, is actually

464
00:39:57.159 --> 00:40:04.239
violent rebellion, like it especially in
a you know, and that is a

465
00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:07.519
terrifying prospect. And we have a
very clear picture of this. I think

466
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:10.960
within Star Wars, it's very easy
to watch something that feels very black and

467
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:14.440
white, but I don't actually think
it is as black and white. When

468
00:40:14.440 --> 00:40:15.599
I really dig down into it,
and I have these thoughts because I was

469
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:19.159
watching it. I was like,
why would you want to be part of

470
00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:22.840
the bureaucracy of empire if it's as
dangerous? And then I was like,

471
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:27.480
well, because most people are actually
just on the planets, being middle managers.

472
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:30.800
Well, Lucas is interested in the
optics. He's interested in the visuals

473
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:35.519
because we go back to his original
attent. If he wanted to do superheroes

474
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:39.719
in space, that's what he wanted. And the moral grays, even though

475
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:50.800
he was importing all this Vietnam era
political stuff here, it was as we

476
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:53.280
established in the Star Wars special edition
story, it's in search. It is

477
00:40:53.519 --> 00:41:00.639
all to kind of help him exercise
these asthetics. That is my argument to

478
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:09.440
you, La, is that it
is actually shades of gray. Sure,

479
00:41:10.599 --> 00:41:15.440
but also we are the baddies.
We are the baddies. Maybe you know

480
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:19.840
what actually might I might change what
I just said. Maybe it's that we

481
00:41:19.880 --> 00:41:23.679
are the baddies, which he makes
pretty clear, and it is black and

482
00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:30.360
white, and statements that are like, well it's complicated, just make it

483
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:36.719
seem like it is shades of gray. Yes, And to acknowledge that and

484
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:45.239
to acknowledge like what is necessary is
terrifying and takes real movement, and I

485
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:49.199
think for the most part, it's
just like no, yeah, I mean

486
00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:52.559
it's much easier for me just to
be like, well, these guys suck

487
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:54.000
about it. I mean, we
just got to live, right, And

488
00:41:54.079 --> 00:42:00.280
so what it takes to to believe
so strongly in the betterment of a future

489
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:07.000
that it literally will take your life
that you have to hope for something better,

490
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:10.280
Like I don't think I'm brave enough
for that. I'm not brave enough

491
00:42:10.280 --> 00:42:15.079
for that. Like I just want
to like be cozy, you know.

492
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:23.679
Yeah, so I and even Star
Trek as a property argues, it truly

493
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:29.559
argues that the goodness of what they
have now came after violent rebellion. It's

494
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:35.559
so interesting that you say, folks
willing to die for this belief system.

495
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:39.679
And meanwhile, within this episode of
you're talking about that and return the Jedi.

496
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:45.079
Meanwhile, yeah, within this episode
of Star Trek, Kirk's back and

497
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:50.199
doctor Ann Mulhall lover. We all
know her, we all love her.

498
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:57.360
She's she's been here the whole time. She's the first science officer I've seen

499
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:00.320
in Red and the first non Yeoman
woman I've seen in don't don't worry about

500
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:05.199
it. Don't, don't, don't
worry about It's a TV show. She

501
00:43:05.280 --> 00:43:09.079
looks great and red dot don't she
is a great Transatlantic ass accent. Look

502
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:13.800
don't sorry, don't don't worry about
it. I love her. I'm worried.

503
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:16.840
I love her. Don't don't worry
about it. The fatulous Diana maldarm

504
00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:22.320
who you will be seeing again.
Really, Oh I know where I looked

505
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:23.599
her up. Sorry, Yeah,
in another episode of Star Trek, the

506
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:37.119
original series. But these three people
willingly sacrificing their lives to be like,

507
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:42.559
let's give these faults a chance.
Yes, Randon, it's different within the

508
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:45.880
context of Return of the Jedi versus
these faults, but they're willing to risk

509
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:57.159
MH bodily harm to give these disembodied
brains and jars a chance at a new

510
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:07.400
life. Yeah, And obviously the
stakes are different because you're saying, well,

511
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:12.599
is this really a big risk?
I guess ultimately it's it is just

512
00:44:12.760 --> 00:44:16.480
it is just the lives of three
people. Yeah, it's quite it's quite

513
00:44:16.519 --> 00:44:20.719
small, and you feel it being
a little bit overly for me, you

514
00:44:20.719 --> 00:44:23.320
feel it being overly grand. Yes, within the contact with the episode as

515
00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:28.679
opposed to like the Doom Stay Machine
where they fight it Doom Stay Machine,

516
00:44:28.840 --> 00:44:35.400
remember that yes, no, what
Yes? Pretty big? Felt pretty big

517
00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:38.480
or pretty big? They could have
done a risk as our business speech there.

518
00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:45.519
But there is some a real beauty
to that speech being in this context

519
00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:52.760
of because you know, not to
sound too much like McCoy being like,

520
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:58.800
you know when that bit between in
an earlier episode risk Bo's basically like you

521
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.039
care far more about like individual lives
and say if like a bunch of people

522
00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:07.400
died, like it's the smaller versus
the statistic. They're personal versus the statistic

523
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:09.840
that actually makes an effect on you. I don't want to sound like I'm

524
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:14.400
coming from that perspective, but I
think when you do take a story like

525
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:21.480
this and you focus it so strongly
on these three characters and they're sweet,

526
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:30.039
scared caretaker, the doctor and Nurstappel, it does the greatness of a speech

527
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:35.320
like that actually does feel really vast, because it's like in contrast to the

528
00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:38.519
size of the thing, almost as
if to say it is even in moments

529
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:45.719
like this that seems so small that
actually we can achieve greatness, which I

530
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:50.519
think it contribute to to like the
idea of even though Star Wars in Return

531
00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:54.719
of the Jedi is dealing in many
people, many soldiers or many rebels,

532
00:45:54.719 --> 00:46:02.400
because I know other soldiers, but
they're rebels working rebel soldiers and e walk

533
00:46:02.519 --> 00:46:09.119
soldiers on e York bus. Uh. I was doing a lot of identifying.

534
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:15.440
I was just like, there's cheap
chirps and I found I'm pretty sure

535
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:20.280
I found Nissa. Obviously, Wickets
there, where's your action figure? Oh,

536
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:22.199
it's on the She's on the table
in the living room. But I

537
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:28.639
was like holding her the whole time. It's very sweet because for folks don't

538
00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:34.239
follow us on Instagram. As a
little rat present, I've finished, then

539
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:38.039
e Walks. I bought Aspen and
I some Ewoks action figures from the Holocron

540
00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:45.159
toy store in North Austin. Thank
you, And I have wicket Tea Warwick

541
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:52.079
hanging up on my wall. Yep, that's great. I took her out

542
00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:53.760
of the box. I hope it's
okay. Of course, it's literally you

543
00:46:53.840 --> 00:46:57.760
do literally whatever you want to.
She's a little toy. I was like,

544
00:46:57.800 --> 00:46:59.920
you're mine. I took her in
a soak out. I was like

545
00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:02.360
deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, move them arounds. So

546
00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:08.719
anyway, there is all these soldiers, but it's still very personal stories,

547
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:14.719
right, and it is still the
actions. It's all of our small actions

548
00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:21.079
together, you know, creating something
better. So despite the apparent difference in

549
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:27.519
the the stakes, I still think
we're kind of dealing in the same the

550
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:35.280
same pond, if you will,
Yes, that's a phrase. Yeah.

551
00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:39.639
It's so interesting that Ebert is crediting
this holy to Lucas, which as a

552
00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:45.239
lucasfilm joint, he's a producer,
probably functioning more like a TV producer on

553
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:47.199
Return of the Jedi as opposed to
Empire Strikes Back, where he was a

554
00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:52.320
lot more hands off. This one, he's more hands on, and you

555
00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:57.719
can feel the course correction aspect.
It's also at this point in ninety seven,

556
00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:02.119
Richard Markwond is gone, gone,
gone, He's gone gone. I

557
00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:12.039
believe he had passed away. Is
dead Jim dead? Yes, he passed

558
00:48:12.039 --> 00:48:17.760
away in nineteen eighty seven. Oh
wow. And so you know Lucas is

559
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:22.280
coming in and being like cgi here, cgi there, we're going to add

560
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:31.440
some no here some no yeah.
The oh they no they're no ah.

561
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:37.320
Yeah. I won't go into it
too much. Is this the moment,

562
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:45.000
Sure does it? Does it work
for you? Yeah? Yeah, A

563
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:53.920
little bit of those a little bit
of those changes once again. I you

564
00:48:53.960 --> 00:49:00.119
know, I I am least bothered
by the changes in this film, maybe

565
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:07.239
Empire at the fewest, despite some
of the stuff that he put in there.

566
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:12.199
And partly it's because of my intense
love for the ending canceling out,

567
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.920
my tense hatred for the Java scene. So everything else is just like,

568
00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:21.800
that's fine. There's a big establishing
shot of some bantha and I love Bantha.

569
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.079
I will just see a huge herd
of those things, and I love

570
00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:29.719
them. I want to give them
little gisies. I want to ride under

571
00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:32.880
ditail backs. I want to brush
their little hair. I love Panthas.

572
00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:38.519
So I'll look at as many cgi
establishing shots of panthas as you want to

573
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:44.360
give me, Like, there's no
like Gungans dancing around on them being like

574
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:49.400
we sawn banthas. You know,
So it's okay with me, not yet,

575
00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:55.320
not yet, And that's a threat. Yeah, right, fingers crossed.

576
00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:00.559
And I think there was a certain
there is a certain couple of moments

577
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:02.400
where I was like, actually,
I feel like the crispness of this is

578
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:08.480
pretty good. This is going to
sound so small, but I noticed when

579
00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:14.119
R two DC and C Threepo walk
up to the door of Javis Palace,

580
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:21.159
it seemed so huge the door.
It is bigger, and it is bigger,

581
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:23.920
and I just genuinely, like real
like in that moment, was like,

582
00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:28.920
this is cool. I realize it
was so big. And I do

583
00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:35.840
think that there's some clever things done
in a way that is counter to how

584
00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:40.840
unclever some of the other things are, so I feel less personally offended.

585
00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:50.840
Yeah, and that I'm thinking about
it because there's so many fan fixes for

586
00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:57.079
Star Wars Online. I'm thinking about
the stupid dumb scene thirty eight thing.

587
00:50:57.119 --> 00:51:00.880
Are you familiar with Scene thirty eight? No? So the Obi Wan versus

588
00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:07.000
Vader fight in a New Hope,
Uh huh. Some Torp online made like

589
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:15.840
a super charged, badass version of
it. Why because folks are influenced by

590
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:22.280
video games. I believe in modern
action movie aesthetics, and I think are

591
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:27.679
appealing more to the I want to
understand it. Personally, I detest it,

592
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:37.559
but also it just I don't I
don't know, I don't understand it

593
00:51:37.960 --> 00:51:42.880
enough. I think it robs the
thing. Basically, it supercharges that fight,

594
00:51:43.039 --> 00:51:45.519
but also just thinking about the special
editions, and this is probably where

595
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:58.559
fans began to get permission that Star
Wars is a malleable thing. Oh huh.

596
00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:05.559
Interesting, and so you see all
these versions like oh what if you

597
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:12.360
and McGregor was in the original trilogy
or the I came along to this with

598
00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:16.480
like the Phantom edit and Attack of
the Phantom, the fan edits that I

599
00:52:16.920 --> 00:52:22.079
currently have on my shelf of the
Phantom Menace, that Attack of the Clones,

600
00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:25.519
because one fan felt entitled to be
like, let me try and fix

601
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.880
this so I can have a more
watchable version of this on my shelf and

602
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:36.960
also just let me share this.
And it also helped me learn about editing,

603
00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:40.880
getting in late and getting out early, redundant action, those things.

604
00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:45.760
It helped teach me a lot.
But also this weird thing about Star Wars

605
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:50.440
of being like this is not my
Star Wars, this portion is not my

606
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:54.199
Star Wars. This thing is my
Star Wars. Oh it's really fascinating.

607
00:52:55.519 --> 00:53:00.039
I mean, it's so funny to
hear you say it like that, because

608
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:04.320
my sort of reaction is to be
like ough, but I'm like no,

609
00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:07.599
I most certainly do that. I
have literally decided, right, Skywalker isn't

610
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:15.440
Cannon. I've literally decided that.
I mean again, I've got my own

611
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:20.199
complicated Harry Potter stuff. But after
a certain point, I was just like

612
00:53:21.320 --> 00:53:23.119
this weird stage play shit. I
read that. I read it as a

613
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:27.559
book like The Curse Child. I
was like, this is bullshit. This

614
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:30.360
thing doesn't even exist. I can't
even handle this. Goodbye and are like

615
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:36.840
the Fantastic Beasts. I was just
like, fuck you, Like I think

616
00:53:36.840 --> 00:53:40.400
I am doing this all the time. And so I wonder if maybe it's

617
00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:45.239
the word usage of like someone feeling
entitled, because it's like, oh,

618
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:50.039
I feel entitled to do an edit
of this being a better fight, But

619
00:53:50.199 --> 00:53:53.559
like, is that any more valid
than the person who made the fan added

620
00:53:53.559 --> 00:53:57.880
a phantom and being a better movie? Like I get to pick and choose.

621
00:53:57.920 --> 00:54:00.880
I go, Nope, not that
one. Oh actually appeals to me.

622
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:05.960
And this goes back to the entitlement
aspect of the theatrical versions of Star

623
00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:09.039
Wars no longer available. Okay,
well, that's a different type of entitlement,

624
00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:13.519
Kenny, because we're talking about the
entitlement of a man with so much

625
00:54:13.599 --> 00:54:16.840
power special editions. It's not my
Star Wars theatricals are my Star Wars.

626
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:22.079
Phantom Metic is my Star Wars.
Phantom Menici is not my Star Wars.

627
00:54:22.440 --> 00:54:25.000
I see, yeah, yeah,
I've decided. Yeah, originals are my

628
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:32.840
Star Wars. Yeah. How interesting? It is interesting, and I don't

629
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:36.360
like Rise of Skywalker. Also,
I bet there's going to be a lot

630
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:39.360
of great Star Wars tie in fiction. It's going to be based off of

631
00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:45.360
Rise of Skywalker trying to jump backwards, jump over so many hoops, being

632
00:54:45.400 --> 00:54:49.840
like, here's how to make sense
of the political landscape of all of these

633
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:52.960
things, just like some of my
favorite Star Trek tie in fiction is trying

634
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:57.559
to make sense of the garbage fire
that is Star Trek Nemesis. Sure,

635
00:54:58.719 --> 00:55:00.480
I was not to say, I'm
like, oh, you know, actually,

636
00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:05.760
I actually it a similar I'm realizing
a similar type of thought though it's

637
00:55:05.800 --> 00:55:09.559
not like this isn't my Star Trek
or whatever it might be. But as

638
00:55:09.559 --> 00:55:14.280
I was watching this episode, thinking
to myself, God, I really love

639
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:22.559
this episode, it occurred to me
that I love the way original series makes

640
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:25.760
me feel, but I am frequently
very frustrated, and I wonder if that's

641
00:55:25.800 --> 00:55:30.880
why I love Strange New Worlds so
much, Because it captures the same sort

642
00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:37.159
of feeling, but sort of amends
the pieces that feel frustrated. Strange New

643
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:42.639
Worlds is the closest that Star Trek
has gotten to the original series feelings.

644
00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:46.840
Yes, outside of like the first
two seasons of Next Generation, and then

645
00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:50.519
at some point they were like,
we got to take this Star Trek stuff

646
00:55:50.880 --> 00:55:55.960
seriously, and make no mistake.
I love my bureaucratic conference stable Star Trek.

647
00:55:57.480 --> 00:56:00.800
That is my that is my favorite
Star Trek. Yeah, I love

648
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:05.840
it. Whenever you get Patrick Stewart
behind the table being like is this right?

649
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:09.079
Meanwhile they're talking about the forced relocation
of yet another thing of Native Americans.

650
00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:14.679
We'll get to that in season seven
and Next Generation oh so many,

651
00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:20.239
so many seasons. Yeah. And
also, Strange New Worlds is able to

652
00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:23.440
distill what makes the original series great, all of it, all of it,

653
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:30.320
the diplomatic stuff, the philosophical stuff, the sociological stuff, the science

654
00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:35.000
fiction and the stuff, and best
of all, the goofy stuff. It

655
00:56:35.079 --> 00:56:40.280
is willing to be silly as heck
in a delightful way. Silly as hack.

656
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:46.119
Yeah, man, And it's so
interesting talking about malleability of Star Wars

657
00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:50.960
and then also thinking about Gene Roddenberry
and his relationship to Starrek and what is

658
00:56:51.039 --> 00:56:52.719
real Star Trek and what is not
real Star Trek, because at some point

659
00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:58.440
he was like, animated series of
Star Trek not canon anymore, even though

660
00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:01.360
like his name's on it, and
then it had almost everyone from the original

661
00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:07.519
series back, almost everyone from the
writing staff back. It's essentially the continuation

662
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:10.599
of Star Trek animated form, but
the quality is debatable, and so roden

663
00:57:10.599 --> 00:57:15.400
Berry was like, nah, it
doesn't count anymore as opposed to I think

664
00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:20.760
what you and me enjoy so much
about it so much, which is all

665
00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:27.239
of it is the thing, right? I mean that sounds very It's good

666
00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:30.119
to know and interesting to know that
Star Trek has a similar sort of what

667
00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:35.760
is canon type of discussion, since
obviously those are huge when it comes to

668
00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:43.320
Star Wars of like what you know, legends being relegated to non cannon Star

669
00:57:43.360 --> 00:57:46.480
Trek Bensilver backwards. To make sure
that all of it matters, even the

670
00:57:46.519 --> 00:57:51.119
Calvin Universe stuff, which is a
hard reboot of Star Trek, is just

671
00:57:51.159 --> 00:57:57.159
like this is definitely an alternate universe
and doesn't count within Star Trek proper.

672
00:57:57.440 --> 00:58:02.159
So this is different is that the
Star Trek movies, jj Abrams movies,

673
00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:09.400
and then even the novel universe aspen
even the novel universe sure within Star Trek

674
00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:15.159
as opposed to Legends, where they
were quite rightly they were just like hand

675
00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:20.840
waved it like doesn't care anymore.
The Star Trek novel verse actually wrote a

676
00:58:20.840 --> 00:58:25.280
finale to be like, this is
all a different universe. Interesting, do

677
00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:30.559
still all count? Don't worry?
Well, I mean there is a sort

678
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:37.320
of there is a sci fi element, right, there's already mirror universes set

679
00:58:37.400 --> 00:58:40.639
up or timelines set up within Star
Trek. I think to mine from that,

680
00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:45.039
Oh yeah, there's not really an
equivalent Star Wars sands over backwards to

681
00:58:45.039 --> 00:58:50.440
make sure that all of this count, right, which now is restricted now

682
00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:54.239
it does. Also, I wanted
to talk about the fact that this is

683
00:58:54.280 --> 00:59:01.920
the last time that the Star Wars
trilogy is the Star Wars trilogy, that

684
00:59:02.039 --> 00:59:06.800
thing that you and I grew up
with. Yep, although to be fair,

685
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:10.480
you watched episode one is your first
Star Wars. But like, yeah,

686
00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:14.679
even though we refer to this as
the original trilogy, like this,

687
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:20.079
after Return of the Jedi, the
next thing that comes out, I think

688
00:59:20.119 --> 00:59:24.840
that we'll be talking about next episode
as man, next episode, freaking episode

689
00:59:24.840 --> 00:59:30.880
one. So this is the last
time that this trilogy exists within the vacuum

690
00:59:31.360 --> 00:59:44.519
of being. These are the three
Star Wars movies. Wow, okay,

691
00:59:44.719 --> 00:59:51.280
wow, I'm glad that I had
a really good close out song to complete

692
00:59:51.280 --> 00:59:58.440
my emotional journey through this thing.
And then we're about to go into Lucas

693
00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:04.960
expanding it to films right, and
then it's all about the tragedy of Darth

694
01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:10.719
Vader, which this film series,
the trilogy became that being like Vader is

695
01:00:10.760 --> 01:00:20.519
actually secretly the most interesting character.
But then the saga it becomes, it

696
01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:22.760
ceases to be the Star Wars Trilogy, and then it becomes the original trilogy

697
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:30.119
and the prequel trilogy, the Star
Wars saga. I wish. I don't

698
01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:43.440
know what I wish. I I
also cried. I also cried when uh

699
01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:47.639
Anakin was dying at the end of
Return of the Tether because I just was

700
01:00:49.519 --> 01:00:53.480
reflecting on it, even within just
like the context of the thing of Mark

701
01:00:53.519 --> 01:01:01.639
Hamill's eye acting, and just the
gentleness and the kindness of the thing is

702
01:01:01.679 --> 01:01:07.800
just so truly wonderful. It's just
so deeply, deeply compassionate, like and

703
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:13.480
that is and has been my argument. Like you mentioned for Star Wars,

704
01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:17.400
I think it is at its qure, truly compassionate story, a very loving

705
01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:30.559
story about about like like we can
always come back, you know, like

706
01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:37.280
we can always be better, even
if it's at the very end. And

707
01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:42.199
that's a very hopeful thing, a
new hope, if you will once again.

708
01:01:42.239 --> 01:01:45.679
I feel like I'm feeling very struck
between that is, like it's thematic

709
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:51.519
whoops, though I don't know like
thematic connections like that these two property is

710
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:55.360
a Star Trek episode and the Star
Wars return of the Jedi feel the most

711
01:01:55.840 --> 01:02:06.960
optimistic. And that's kind so having
a time, having a time, yeah,

712
01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:12.880
a little sweet time. I don't
know, Well, AskMen, what

713
01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:22.400
do you know a lot of things
such as I know that you're nice,

714
01:02:23.119 --> 01:02:28.719
a real sweetheart, and I know, just like just a sweet, sweet

715
01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:30.800
sweet bowie. I give you a
kiss in your head, just like I

716
01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:38.559
give a band I kiss on his
head. I know that it's is it

717
01:02:38.599 --> 01:02:42.360
you're gonna play a song? Is
that what's gonna happen here? Don't you

718
01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:46.480
take my walk lighter and clip it? Don't you take my redchord buddy and

719
01:02:46.599 --> 01:02:53.199
nip it spill the tea. I'm
gonna snip it. I star. You

720
01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:57.559
did play the song, of course
I did. What are we doing?

721
01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:06.000
We're going tea? You play a
start cheap beat the game that I well

722
01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:10.239
in relationship with my partner came up
with. And yet for every my partners

723
01:03:10.519 --> 01:03:17.679
don't so you don't like you as
much, and yet for every single episode

724
01:03:17.960 --> 01:03:22.360
don't prepare for But I did.
I did. Oh, So what we're

725
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:29.079
gonna do is we're gonna name our
favorite ships from either or property, our

726
01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:37.559
favorite romantic ships from either or property. Yay, okay, can I can?

727
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:40.559
I? Can I give my first? Can I give my ships so

728
01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:45.079
you don't steal it? Yes,
absolutely you can. I'm worried. I've

729
01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:46.239
said this one before. I should
have checked this redsheet. Well, I

730
01:03:46.239 --> 01:03:52.199
got the spreadsheet right here. My
favorite ship. There's so many different vehicles

731
01:03:52.199 --> 01:03:54.880
and ships I could choose from for
Return of the Jedi, but I'm going

732
01:03:54.960 --> 01:04:00.719
with the Lambda Glass Shuttle. Oh. I definitely was not going to steal

733
01:04:00.760 --> 01:04:05.760
that. I love them. I
love that it's like they've got little wings.

734
01:04:06.960 --> 01:04:12.360
It just kind of come up and
do a little triang. I love

735
01:04:12.440 --> 01:04:16.000
the shape of them. I think
they're very interesting. I love it.

736
01:04:16.039 --> 01:04:20.679
They're inherently evil. I love that
they can't fit chewy. No, I

737
01:04:20.679 --> 01:04:24.599
don't love that. I wish he
had more space for his big old long

738
01:04:24.679 --> 01:04:31.840
legs. But yeah, I just
think they're a very interesting shape and I

739
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:35.000
am very convenient. It makes sense
in terms of the way that they fly

740
01:04:35.119 --> 01:04:38.960
and then the little sides come up
when they land, and I love them.

741
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:43.719
That's all that was definitely not going
to be in my tries. Really,

742
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:47.920
I really there's like a lot obviously, but that when wins, I

743
01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:55.239
know that it's not massive, but
it's massive in my heart. So it

744
01:04:55.320 --> 01:04:59.320
works. I I was looking it
up and I was trying to figure out,

745
01:04:59.440 --> 01:05:03.400
like what that's and it's a trihedral
foil design. So cool. Oh

746
01:05:03.440 --> 01:05:06.719
my god, brutish imperial engineering.
Oh I love it. Oh, I

747
01:05:06.800 --> 01:05:14.639
love it. Uh so, of
course my favorite starship. What do you

748
01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:19.000
think my favorite starship is? Wait? I got this? Which properties are

749
01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:26.320
from? It's either Star Trek or
Star Wars. Oh my god? Is

750
01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:30.880
it the elevator that? No,
I don't know, it's a vehicle.

751
01:05:30.960 --> 01:05:34.199
It was so amazing is how I've
never seen something to go up and down

752
01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:41.639
before? Extraordinary technology? Cool engineering? You know, No, I'm going

753
01:05:41.639 --> 01:05:45.199
with the B Wing, dude.
Oh that was gonna be That's my second

754
01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:47.360
one, is the B wing bad
Okay, Well I got Lambda first.

755
01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:50.800
It's okay. B Wing was genuinely
my second one. I was going visit

756
01:05:50.840 --> 01:05:55.159
well, it was going to be
either or of the three Lambda, B

757
01:05:55.280 --> 01:05:59.719
Wing or ATSD. According to the
behind the scenes on Wikipedia in regards to

758
01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:02.440
the B Wing, the b Wing
Fighter was originally designed by Joe Johnston,

759
01:06:02.480 --> 01:06:09.039
who designed Boba fet uh huh,
and Bill George for Return of the Jedi.

760
01:06:09.400 --> 01:06:12.159
The craft derives its name from the
fact that the crew labeled the two

761
01:06:12.199 --> 01:06:16.159
new Rebel aligned star Fighter models and
Return of the Jedi as a fighter a

762
01:06:16.199 --> 01:06:21.119
B fighter. Bill George has so
much input into the starships development that his

763
01:06:21.239 --> 01:06:29.320
colleagues nicknamed it the bell Wing Fighter
year. I love that being you know,

764
01:06:29.360 --> 01:06:30.480
the X wing looks like an X, the Y wing looks like a

765
01:06:30.639 --> 01:06:33.639
Y. B wing does not look
like a bee. And the reason that

766
01:06:33.679 --> 01:06:36.000
it's called the B wing is because
they're like, I don't know what we

767
01:06:36.079 --> 01:06:41.280
call it, like the B fighter
what, I'm so tired, I want

768
01:06:41.320 --> 01:06:49.280
to go to sleep. So interestingly, the bee wing is actually it's they

769
01:06:49.599 --> 01:06:54.000
I'm remembering this. This is like
coming up from like a deep memory.

770
01:06:54.440 --> 01:07:00.000
But I'm pretty sure they it's invented
during rebels and they fight did like it's

771
01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:05.679
like it's like made by a man
calla Marii guy, and like that's one

772
01:07:05.679 --> 01:07:10.920
of the episodes, is like this
prototype of the bee wing being invented.

773
01:07:11.000 --> 01:07:16.440
Yeah, man, because it rocks
the b wing is so cool? Oh

774
01:07:16.639 --> 01:07:20.639
love Yeah, I think it came
on screen and I went byeway Angel's like

775
01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:29.800
okay, who is who is still
still my partner and the composer and seeing

776
01:07:29.800 --> 01:07:39.559
it and performer the starship, it's
it's beautiful. Great, look at us.

777
01:07:39.800 --> 01:07:43.000
We don't give a shit about Star
Trek ships. We only love Star

778
01:07:43.000 --> 01:07:46.400
Warship. Well, there's really as
per usual, it's usually just the enterprise,

779
01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:49.880
though. I guess we could have
gone with the ships that Sargon and

780
01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:57.079
his compatriots are held within the giant
globes, the giant, opaque white globes.

781
01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:00.000
I do you enjoy them? Speaking
of relationship, yes, yes,

782
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:06.440
between starkan Is compatriots Asthma. Who
do you ship this week? See again,

783
01:08:06.559 --> 01:08:09.800
I should have thought this one through. I was thinking so much about

784
01:08:09.840 --> 01:08:14.960
starshifts, but I think about romantic
starships interesting, I know, but I

785
01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:24.760
was in love with everyone very much. So sorry, you go first.

786
01:08:26.640 --> 01:08:29.319
You can take the main one if
you want. I mean, I'm going

787
01:08:29.359 --> 01:08:36.319
to just do it. It's it's
helpful for me. Sargon and let's just

788
01:08:36.359 --> 01:08:45.199
be basic. Sargon's wife. Yeah, because it's a beautiful relationship Sargon and

789
01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:48.880
Sargon's wife, who has no other
descriptor besides the fact that as Sargon's wife.

790
01:08:49.520 --> 01:08:55.840
Yeah, that's true. The Lisa
okay perfect, I could Yeah,

791
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:59.760
I couldn't remember her name. Who
are you can tell that rotten Berry wrote

792
01:08:59.760 --> 01:09:03.439
it. Because as soon as they
get bodies are like, let's do it

793
01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:11.920
kissing. We did not ask these
humans for their consent to kiss, but

794
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:15.600
here we are kissing, and they're
truly Oh it's beautiful. It's beautiful kissing

795
01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:29.960
kissing. Yeah, they have a
relationship that spans millennia, and they love

796
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:34.960
feeling each other and they're willing to
They would rather commit themselves to the void

797
01:09:35.960 --> 01:09:45.319
of nothingness as opposed to hurt these
human beings any further. Yep, I

798
01:09:45.319 --> 01:09:50.840
I like that. Yeah, it's
a beautiful arc. Sargun is very committed

799
01:09:50.920 --> 01:10:00.640
and he stays very true and she. I think it's very understandable that she

800
01:10:00.680 --> 01:10:06.039
would want to stay in this body
and feel and be with this person she

801
01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:12.760
loves. And then I also think
it is admirable to then realize no,

802
01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:15.079
I can't do this, like we
can't do this. I do think it's

803
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:18.720
sacrifice. I do like, look, we'll get to your relationship in a

804
01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:23.640
second, but just a quick,
quick tangent. I like that most of

805
01:10:23.640 --> 01:10:27.279
our discussion has because I was a
lot cooler. I returned to tomorrow as

806
01:10:27.359 --> 01:10:31.560
you were, but really just talking
about the notions of how this art is

807
01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:35.159
effective, how it works, as
opposed to being like good or bad.

808
01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:40.800
And I know that we clown about
everything exists in a binary of either good

809
01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:45.199
or bad, but like it's just
delightful. That's all. Good job,

810
01:10:45.319 --> 01:10:48.359
good job, AskMen. Thanks.
I felt very emotionally affected by this.

811
01:10:49.920 --> 01:10:57.319
I think they really and what helps
is a very uh like too, like

812
01:10:57.560 --> 01:11:01.399
a great variety of beautiful performances.
I think her name ways truly having Oh

813
01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:08.199
my gosh, he is because he's
not like even when he was because he's

814
01:11:08.199 --> 01:11:13.680
playing a bad guy and even when
he was Mirror Universe spot, he's still

815
01:11:13.720 --> 01:11:17.840
like I'm still very analytical right,
so to get to just be fucking bad.

816
01:11:18.199 --> 01:11:24.319
He's just like, like he's hot
though he's so hot, he's like

817
01:11:24.399 --> 01:11:30.760
twirling his mustache, tie you to
the train track. Baddie's like whenever uh

818
01:11:31.159 --> 01:11:38.640
first gets into Spock's body and flirting
with Chapel, immediately, yes, it's

819
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:45.119
it's not he ends up controlling her
too much for it, but it's but

820
01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:49.840
it's yeah, He's immediately like hey, and she's like, oh my gosh,

821
01:11:50.479 --> 01:11:56.800
what me? Because she obviously loves
fuck, so what a mind fuck

822
01:11:56.880 --> 01:12:00.680
for her? You know? But
anyways, what's your ship for the week?

823
01:12:02.199 --> 01:12:04.640
I don't think this has been done
before. I was just checking to

824
01:12:04.680 --> 01:12:14.199
say R two D two and C
three po. Whoa, yep, whoa.

825
01:12:15.239 --> 01:12:16.520
I can't believe we. I guess
we've never done it before. We

826
01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:20.760
covered all of droids and we we
had an R two D two K ten

827
01:12:20.960 --> 01:12:27.600
kt ten. I don't think we've
ever had an R two three PO A

828
01:12:27.680 --> 01:12:31.840
classic ship, A classic ship.
Now, Aspen, what about R two

829
01:12:31.880 --> 01:12:38.600
and three bo and this in Return
of the Jedi resonates as pure sexual charisma.

830
01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:47.560
Well, I see humor as very
sexy, and I see a sassy

831
01:12:47.640 --> 01:12:56.520
little droid making squeaks as particularly hot. Put them together and you get unmatched

832
01:12:56.560 --> 01:13:02.600
attention. But I but truly,
though truly, I think it's like a

833
01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:09.600
obviously they continue, I get,
and they are in other properties. I

834
01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:14.199
know they are before and after and
forever and ever. But the worst like,

835
01:13:14.439 --> 01:13:16.920
sorry, the worst one. The
worst one is in Rogue one.

836
01:13:18.319 --> 01:13:26.720
Oh that's right, they're fucking it's
so, it's so bad. It's so

837
01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:30.600
bad because they're your main characters and
there like off to the left or three

838
01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:38.520
PO and R two like being there
and it's so yeah. So I think

839
01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:45.000
I just I was just really appreciating
because I think that there is actually one

840
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:47.640
three P was exceptionally funny in this
film, like in a way that isn't

841
01:13:47.640 --> 01:13:50.000
annoying. It isn't greeny. I
don't think he's ever greenny. I love

842
01:13:50.079 --> 01:13:57.840
him forever, Okay, he's sometimes
after two weeks, we're going to get

843
01:13:57.840 --> 01:14:02.119
to the most grating P. So
sorry, I forgot, so sorry.

844
01:14:02.920 --> 01:14:08.560
He's very funny in this one.
Han is also so funny in this and

845
01:14:08.640 --> 01:14:12.840
I think that there's just a little
dynamic duo his also his like I'm a

846
01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:15.560
scaredy cat fear so I think I'm
focusing on three po here like kind of

847
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:20.079
pulling its arc and then to like
being a hero. And he does it

848
01:14:20.199 --> 01:14:27.119
because he has this, he has
this companion. And I think that of

849
01:14:27.199 --> 01:14:31.359
all of Star Wars is the best
love story CDP and R two D two

850
01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:38.880
balancing each other's Uh, I don't
personalities so well, having each other's backs,

851
01:14:38.960 --> 01:14:44.720
like truly loving each other through it
all, like the best the best

852
01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:54.039
boyfriends. So that is mine speaking
of the best boyfriends being coupled together through

853
01:14:54.680 --> 01:15:00.199
the eternity of their franchises. So
too is the Track Wars podcast committed to

854
01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:04.359
being coupled to eternity. With our
main conceit of trying to rank which one

855
01:15:04.399 --> 01:15:08.760
is better Star Trek versus Star Wars. This we once again go back to

856
01:15:08.800 --> 01:15:13.640
the mat and rink return to tomorrow
from Star Trek to the original series versus

857
01:15:13.640 --> 01:15:18.800
Star Wars. Episode six returns Jedi
Special Edition. Uh, and I will

858
01:15:18.800 --> 01:15:24.479
go first because I'm pretty sure I
went last last week? Sure? Why

859
01:15:24.520 --> 01:15:27.279
not? It's all arbitrary, it's
all made up. Who cares? All

860
01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:30.439
made up? It's all made up. Yeah, I'm going to give Return

861
01:15:30.479 --> 01:15:34.800
of the Jedi seven, Okay,
because it's good and I like it because

862
01:15:34.800 --> 01:15:40.600
it's good and I like it.
No, I'm going to do seven point

863
01:15:40.640 --> 01:15:44.560
five. No, I'm going to
do seven point seven five. Oh nice,

864
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:46.880
that's nice. No, I'm going
to do some point seven six.

865
01:15:48.439 --> 01:15:54.039
Okay, very awesome topic here.
It's like you can just get closer and

866
01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:56.680
closer to eight, but never actually
hit it. No, it is not

867
01:15:56.720 --> 01:16:01.399
an eight. No, well I
think it's an eight. Oh this movie,

868
01:16:01.520 --> 01:16:08.159
I don't think that. As opposed
to Star Wars an Empire, there

869
01:16:08.239 --> 01:16:14.439
is not much going on script wise
in terms of thematic cohesion. Both of

870
01:16:14.439 --> 01:16:21.560
those movies have some creative juice.
The original Star Wars is a masterpiece in

871
01:16:23.479 --> 01:16:29.319
just populous blockbuster storytelling about superheroes in
space, synthesizing a whole bunch of influences

872
01:16:29.319 --> 01:16:34.399
that George Lucas has into just uh
a stone called masterpiece. The Empire Strikes

873
01:16:34.399 --> 01:16:44.600
Back is an emotional character based science
fiction adventure that is bothering to take the

874
01:16:44.640 --> 01:16:46.479
hero mono myth, put it on
its head, and going how far are

875
01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:50.960
you willing to go to be the
hero? Let's get to the dark stuff.

876
01:16:51.920 --> 01:16:55.039
Both of those kind of function in
a diptich kind of way, and

877
01:16:55.079 --> 01:16:58.399
the Return of the Jedi wraps it
all up. But there's not really that

878
01:16:59.520 --> 01:17:04.199
much to say in terms of grander
thematics as opposed to I think, but

879
01:17:04.319 --> 01:17:12.960
you eloquently said through action, because
this movie has so much juice in terms

880
01:17:12.960 --> 01:17:19.760
of that last forty minute. I
don't know that last action chunk, yeah,

881
01:17:20.039 --> 01:17:27.039
which is just it's perfect. It
is pretty phenomenal. Like there's a

882
01:17:27.079 --> 01:17:32.520
moment and also it shouldn't work,
no, and and I think I have

883
01:17:32.600 --> 01:17:36.800
to go with it. It's because
it's truly emotionally compelling, Like there is

884
01:17:36.840 --> 01:17:46.479
that moment where Lando just believes so
calari he just he's like hand like Han's

885
01:17:46.520 --> 01:17:50.359
got Hans is going to succeed.
Like partly it's because it's like you have

886
01:17:50.399 --> 01:17:53.760
to believe in that, right,
but also because it's like he believes in

887
01:17:53.800 --> 01:17:57.199
his friend. And I think it's
because everyone, while separated, is so

888
01:17:57.359 --> 01:18:01.479
tied together emotionally, so so fundamentally
has to believe in each other so much,

889
01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:03.640
you know, And I think that's
partly why it works so well.

890
01:18:03.680 --> 01:18:09.119
It doesn't feel disconnected. It feels
very very much like we're all, yeah,

891
01:18:09.159 --> 01:18:12.600
fighting the same battle literally but also
you know, figuratively. Yes,

892
01:18:14.079 --> 01:18:16.319
So for that reason to give it
an eight. Yeah. Uh, that

893
01:18:16.359 --> 01:18:19.000
brings me to you a collected total
of seven point eight eight. But it

894
01:18:19.039 --> 01:18:24.279
could still be anyone's game. As
we pop over to return to tomorrow,

895
01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:30.760
really we'll give it a six hmmm, and then will use this portion to

896
01:18:31.000 --> 01:18:35.319
bring up a couple of things from
the episode that I did not touch on.

897
01:18:38.119 --> 01:18:42.920
You're going to say that I did
not like It's fine, like it's

898
01:18:42.960 --> 01:18:45.880
an adequate episode of Star Trek.
I think a lot of the juice is

899
01:18:45.960 --> 01:18:51.039
rubbed because this is basically characters that
we've never met. It's their episode,

900
01:18:51.920 --> 01:18:56.159
as opposed to I want to watch
the Adventures of Kirk, Spock and McCoy.

901
01:18:56.880 --> 01:19:00.399
Yeah, the original version of this
episode, that John T. Dugan

902
01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:08.199
version Stargun was basically going to be
god boring. They allude to it,

903
01:19:09.119 --> 01:19:14.920
but this has made even more clear
cut within the original versions where it says

904
01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:18.119
that two people left from their planet
and it was basically going to be Adam

905
01:19:18.279 --> 01:19:21.439
and Eve. I was gonna say, I was like, I guess there

906
01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:26.560
is a real sort of like I
don't know, Yeah, there is a

907
01:19:26.640 --> 01:19:29.680
vibe there is a vibe of whoever
is in Spock's body. I forgot his

908
01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:33.600
name. Being very devil like very
Satan asked, Yeah, that was not

909
01:19:34.159 --> 01:19:41.600
intentional. I think. Also,
although there was a lot more sexual assault

910
01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:46.359
in the original versions, those were
cut. Yay. This was director ral

911
01:19:46.399 --> 01:19:50.159
Senensky's least favorite episode of Star Trek
that he directed, and he directed a

912
01:19:50.159 --> 01:19:57.319
bunch funny. I highlighted this quote. Shatner struck me as being like Bob

913
01:19:57.439 --> 01:20:01.359
Kolp, who I just directed an
ice by both talented guys, but their

914
01:20:01.359 --> 01:20:04.600
approach to acting was not always as
sincere as it could have been. They

915
01:20:04.640 --> 01:20:11.159
were more into being stars than being
actors. And I think that's so interesting

916
01:20:11.359 --> 01:20:17.760
because I think Shatner gives a silly
performance here, but it is not because

917
01:20:17.960 --> 01:20:21.880
he's not invested. He might actually
be a little bit too too invested.

918
01:20:23.479 --> 01:20:29.319
He's so into it, which if
there's anything I reward, it is fucking

919
01:20:29.319 --> 01:20:32.199
commissioned. Shatner never phones it in. I think me Moy has phoned it

920
01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:36.720
in a couple times. Sure,
he's probably done with Shatner's bullshit like everyone,

921
01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:43.000
like every but Shantner never phones it
in. No, even in this

922
01:20:43.319 --> 01:20:47.239
silly episode, which is like,
which is why why he can be a

923
01:20:47.279 --> 01:20:51.680
meme? Yeah, and also why
like the more. I watch Star Trek.

924
01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:58.960
I don't like Shatner, but I
fucking love Kirk. Shannon's really good,

925
01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:04.319
fantastic. I think he's fantastic.
I just love it. I love

926
01:21:04.399 --> 01:21:11.479
that full body heart commitment. And
finally, like I said earlier, and

927
01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:15.720
we'll get to your ranking soon.
We don't have to, we we will.

928
01:21:15.760 --> 01:21:18.359
It's the main conceit of the podcast. Oh okay. Geene Roddenberry heavily

929
01:21:18.399 --> 01:21:21.359
rewrote this script, which is why
he's credit with the end teleplay. It

930
01:21:21.399 --> 01:21:29.680
went to attribution to the Writer's Guild
of America. Roddenberry ended up winning the

931
01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:34.359
teleplay credit, and Roddenberry was so
pleased by his own work with the script

932
01:21:34.359 --> 01:21:39.800
for a Return Tomorrow, which I
think is widely regarded as just a episode

933
01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:43.840
that funny, that he chose it
to represent Star Trek for consideration in this

934
01:21:43.960 --> 01:21:49.000
year's Writer's Guild Awards above the scripts
for a Mock Time, Metamorphosis and Journey

935
01:21:49.000 --> 01:21:53.199
to Babel. In the rest of
the great scripts that are here in this

936
01:21:53.239 --> 01:21:59.680
season, that's very silly. You
gotta love it. I mean I understand

937
01:22:00.119 --> 01:22:02.399
stand as perspective as someone who really
liked it. I mean, yeah,

938
01:22:03.119 --> 01:22:06.720
but I would not do that it's
got that chuicy monologue. And also Diana

939
01:22:06.760 --> 01:22:14.199
Maldar talks about Roden Berrier being like
Roden Berry was true original where Hollywood wants

940
01:22:14.239 --> 01:22:17.079
to I'm paraphrasing here, and of
course all of this is from These The

941
01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:24.439
Voyages season two by Mark Cushman.
Diana Maldar talks about how where Hollywood takes

942
01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:29.560
creatives and tries to make them commercial, Roden Berrier was a true creative out

943
01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:34.960
and out and was never worried about
being commercial. He was always sticking to

944
01:22:35.039 --> 01:22:40.000
his own guns. Now, whether
you and me can be like and I'm

945
01:22:40.039 --> 01:22:44.279
sure Diana Maldar because he actually knew, but some of that is driven by

946
01:22:44.319 --> 01:22:51.600
ego, but also there's just something
nice about that. Yeah, that's all.

947
01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:54.640
I don't. I hate it.
I'll say you know what, I

948
01:22:54.640 --> 01:22:59.560
also don't Diana Maldar, Oh,
God, the first she started talking,

949
01:22:59.720 --> 01:23:00.479
I don't care that I didn't know
her, and I didn't care that I

950
01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:03.399
didn't know that the space being she
passed. I was just like she posed

951
01:23:03.840 --> 01:23:13.680
she Immediately. I was just like, holy moly, she is by her

952
01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:16.840
accident. Yeah, the transatlantic thing, she's she's got like she's got the

953
01:23:16.920 --> 01:23:23.840
riz and this is why you write
this episode sixteen. Yeah, it's literally

954
01:23:23.880 --> 01:23:30.840
all her. I'm gonna give it
a seven point five because that's my opinion.

955
01:23:32.720 --> 01:23:36.359
Crazy that you ranked a piece of
the action below this episode, which

956
01:23:38.119 --> 01:23:41.439
wait, I don't remember right up
on a piece of the action the Gangster

957
01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:45.039
episode. I didn't like that episode, and no baffling. You're so much

958
01:23:45.039 --> 01:23:49.399
about sherannigans and that episode is nothing
about shenanigans. Anyways. Returning to tomorrow

959
01:23:49.960 --> 01:23:55.960
is paltry six point seventy five as
opposed to return of the Jedi Special Edition

960
01:23:56.479 --> 01:24:00.439
coming in at some point a eight, which means aspen, I win.

961
01:24:00.119 --> 01:24:06.439
What's it like to be wearing that
three? P hat I I win?

962
01:24:08.199 --> 01:24:13.359
I win? And it's not just
because we're listening watching the original Star Wars

963
01:24:13.399 --> 01:24:17.399
fell because I myself personally am a
winner. You are a winner, and

964
01:24:17.640 --> 01:24:23.159
you know who else is winners?
Our listeners, our listeners, thank you

965
01:24:23.159 --> 01:24:28.880
so much for listening to the Track
Wars podcast. We enjoy doing this podcast

966
01:24:29.279 --> 01:24:31.800
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967
01:24:31.840 --> 01:24:35.119
also don't enjoy it every episode.
Sometimes we're like, wow, we're phoning

968
01:24:35.119 --> 01:24:39.880
it in, Like Leonard Nimoy,
that's not true, we like it.

969
01:24:39.880 --> 01:24:43.199
Speaking of phoning it in, why
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970
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971
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973
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974
01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:03.720
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975
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976
01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:13.439
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979
01:25:25.920 --> 01:25:29.399
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982
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983
01:25:39.960 --> 01:25:45.600
actually got a comment from this week. Mark he sent us on our Patreon.

984
01:25:45.720 --> 01:25:50.199
He sent us three harthands for our
latest Empire episode, and then also

985
01:25:50.239 --> 01:25:54.760
just showed us the text messages because
we are friends with our listeners. It's

986
01:25:54.840 --> 01:25:58.119
just like, really good John and
Mark. I want to say you're a

987
01:25:58.159 --> 01:26:01.159
good guy. He is a nice
guy. You know. That's actually it

988
01:26:01.159 --> 01:26:05.760
means a lot to me because I
actually felt a little anxious about that episode.

989
01:26:06.199 --> 01:26:11.600
Really yeah, I you know,
because I was editing it because you

990
01:26:11.640 --> 01:26:18.960
were in Mexico, and I was
like, I sometimes I want so badly

991
01:26:19.039 --> 01:26:24.439
to get it right, you know, and when you don't want to,

992
01:26:24.439 --> 01:26:27.319
don't get a writer, you know, whether that looks like saying the right

993
01:26:27.359 --> 01:26:30.760
thing or a historical fact or like
social type of thing. And I was

994
01:26:30.800 --> 01:26:33.119
like, man, am I just
like talking on my butt? And so

995
01:26:33.199 --> 01:26:35.399
it's kind of nice to be like, nah, you know what. No,

996
01:26:35.520 --> 01:26:39.560
we're trying our best. People people
appreciate it, and that's cool.

997
01:26:40.880 --> 01:26:45.640
Thanks, we are trying our best. Thank you, Mark. Also our

998
01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:47.920
other patrons, Aaron Signs, thank
you so much. You didn't send us

999
01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:53.600
anything except for your heart in cash. Yeah. Finally, lastly, but

1000
01:26:53.800 --> 01:26:58.439
certainly not leastly, Jolty Partner,
thank you so much for your financial contributions

1001
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and especially considering that you live with
the co host of this podcast Asthma Western.

1002
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Uh. Thank you for your super
bank accounts. Uh. Thank you

1003
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for your song contribution with my Starship, and also mister Toast and o Fesso

1004
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for contributing to Trek Warris with your
theme song. Uh. I think you

1005
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did it, man, I mean
Lucas. Lucas is finally a toned with

1006
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his father, uh realize. In
Return of the Jedi, Lucas is finally

1007
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toned with this complicated relationship with his
father, realizing that his father is a

1008
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complicated man uh and is able to
win him over by becoming his own man

1009
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and defeating the empire that is his
father. But we'll be picking up on

1010
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a brand new narrative next week star
episode one, The Phantom Menace and Patterns

1011
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of Forrest. Yay, asmen,
Yeah, what's what's that? What's that

1012
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you say? I love you?
Asmen? You love me? Yeah?

1013
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Thanks. I will be to you. May the Force be with you and

1014
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live wlong and prosper mhm.