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Welcome to the Trek Wars Podcast, the one podcast that
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dares to answer the most important question and fandom, which
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is better Star Trek or Star Wars by going through
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both franchises and chronological release order. I am Kenny Madison,
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the Star Trek contingent with me Esper always.
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Is Aspen Webster, Star Wars.
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Lover, and today we are both loving both of these
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episodes from Star Trek the Original series, Season three, The
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Mark of Gideon versus Star Wars the Clone Wars Season one,
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The Hidden Enemy.
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I respect your segue considerably, but I disagree on principle. Yeah,
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go on, please, No, I mean, we'll talk about it,
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but I can tell you one of these episodes is good.
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One of these episodes was so boring. I must fell asleep.
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Boy. I wonder which one.
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I mean, here we are, here, we are.
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I just wonder which one it could have possibly been?
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What you were talking about, an episode that is definitely
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just so passionately written.
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The Hidden Enemy.
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That's right.
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Goddamn god, damn. This season, this season three of Star Trek.
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It's getting pretty sleepy.
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I'm just fucking tired. I'm getting a touch of the
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like the way that I felt with like some e
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Woks episodes where I was like, come on, come on, nah.
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Speaking of Rush in the trip, someone that wanted to rush.
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The synopsis for the Mark of Giddy, which was, of
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course released January seventeenth, nineteen sixty nine. Writers George F. Slaven,
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Stanley Stanley Adams, director Judd Taylor, who just directed Wink
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of a nine. Good for him, very good for him.
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John Crosby for her syndicated Calm TV Scout Okay, wrote, Joan,
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give it to me. There is never a lack of
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confusion on Star Trek. That show is no exception. Captain
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Kirk has beamed down to a planet and he disappears.
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But that's not the case from Kirk's outlook. According to
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his experience, everyone else on the ship has disappeared. Actually,
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he is being held in communicado by an alien society
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that enjoys their space isolation and they intend to keep
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it that way.
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Okay, Okay, cool, Thanks, Jude, Joe, Joe, June, John Joan, Yeah,
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and dadd a little bit more detailed to it. He's
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being held in the surprise of it is that he
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this this society. They never they don't die, so they're
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looking for him to infect them with the virus. That's
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fucking weird. We'll get into it, I guess.
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Yeah.
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Well, but just just for some context that Joan didn't
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give despite her syndicated.
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Column, she nailed the synopsis of the Mark Gideon.
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Yeah, well, and we'll talk about we'll talk about some
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like immediate reactions. But one of those episodes where you're like, cool, concept,
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what the funk's going on?
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What is going on? What did you what?
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What?
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What?
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You had more than six hours to write this episode?
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This is what you came up with that says that
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we paid for sub sandwiches for this writer's room, and
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this is all you could come up with.
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We got you the good coffee, folgers, and this is
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how you could come up with.
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This is what you could come up with. Je Taylor,
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you just directed. Let that be your last battlefield. This
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is what you come up with.
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Clearly, Yeah, it's just a very bewildering situation for me
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in that, but once again proving that some Star Trek
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episodes should just be thirty minutes.
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What a bewildering episode.
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I am deeply bewildered by everyone's actions. Let's talk about
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the hidden Enemy Star Wars The Clone Wars The Hidden
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Enemy released February sixth, two thousand and nine. It was
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directed by Stewart Lee. Great jobs, Steward Steward, written by
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drewsy Greenberg Brian Larson as Steph or writer. Yeah, great
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job everybody. Oh gosh, sorry, I just was like at
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the IMDb and it was like, that's right, A sage
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of interest was in this. Just a beautiful episode of
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just all your faiths and I got an obi wan
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discover evidence of a trader amongst their ranks while attempting
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to lead republic forces deliberate Christophe's's from a separatist siege,
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and this, much like Jones column, doesn't go into much
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more detailed, but it then leads to investigation by our
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faves Rex and Cody, which I this is yeah, as
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a real Rex and Cody have the app which is
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fabulous to try to wead this person out while they
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kind of go on a bit of a They go
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on a little bit of adventure, do some fighting and message.
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Massage venture is more is more like it?
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Not to immediately dive into things, but do you see
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do you see what I've been hinting at for the
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like every time Massage Ventresses has popped up in things,
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how I've been like, I ship her with every single
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person that hates her.
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That she she's so horny.
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Yeah, this is like one of the episodes where she
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and Obi Wan are flirting so profoundly that it's I'm
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that it is one of those moments where you're like
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a kids show, Like even Alter Dear at one point,
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he's just like, you know, lovely to see Deerppe. Also,
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I will say I was being a little bad with
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this episode. I had it on while I was watering
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the plants. Hopefully I didn't miss anything. I really needed
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to water the plants. How dare you the so many
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so anyway, So that's that's it. It's been a great episode.
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Hope to see all soon talking everybody.
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Thank you so much. I love you.
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Let me take any live long and prosper. I like
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that you assumed it would win.
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Let's not be around the bush. One of these episodes
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is bound to elect you as a mayor of nap City.
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The mayor of Nap City, and here I am and
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my friend disorder businesses. The hawk sho me me me yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
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I don't know how you feel. You want to start
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with the one we hated, the home we liked, let's start.
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Let's start with the one that there. I think there
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are worse episodes of than the Mark of Get In,
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but really disappointing about this episode. I think what is
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even more disappointing than an outright terrible episode or a
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catastrophic episode is the fact that it is so mid
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yeah it is. There's oh my gosh, so much potential.
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It is obfuscated by an unnecessary mystery box to give
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you the illusion of tension as opposed to at the
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central theme of the story is something that is pretty
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powerful politically bold for the time that it's being released
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in nineteen sixty nine and the throes of uh in
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the throes of Vietnam. And certainly there's a clash, but
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between conservative and liberal ideals, No much more than the
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round of I don't know which way feminism, but talking
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about outright contraception in.
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This oh yeah, yeah, actually, let me check my notes.
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Oh no, life is sacred. Dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb.
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Then I wrote iuts in birth control are not abortifationis.
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But I wrote that in all capital letters will get
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to it. Well, but the very fact that Kirk is
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like sorry, birth control like is a very normal, common thing,
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very like obvious, like or like yeah, or any kind
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of procedures at all anyway, Yes, yeah, good points, good points.
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Yes, but it all of these things are completely like
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I said, obfuscated. For yeah, something that is extremely similar
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to the episode that we just got like six episodes ago,
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Wink of an Eye, where Kirk is isolated on a
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ship with another woman, Lad and his crew is not
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available for some reason, and surprise, it's this convoluted thing
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because they need something. Whereas in Wink of an Eye
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they needed his kirk juice, here they need Kirk's blood.
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May they literally need his blood because they need the
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dormant virus that he had then was called vegan something around.
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Let's get let's get to it. The central mystery of
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the thing is not that exciting. The prem the themes
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that they're trying to examine are extremely exciting, but the
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episode is not interested interrogating it outside of the kind
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of the lip service that they're paying to it because
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they understand that it's a Star Trek and they know that,
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like philosophy was important to the show at one point. Yeah,
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and then they just kind of get back to the shenanigans.
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The bureaucraus part is kind of interesting to me, but
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also there's diminishing returns on that with just suck attempting
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to navigate bureaucracy and speaking bureaucracy successfully right, the frustrations
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they are in. But it's not really examining that so
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much as it really feels like it is filling time
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because they understand they have to deliver an episode.
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There's like a billion things that they could do. It
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could just take the risk and be like, yeah, let's
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not mystery box it and let's just confront it head
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on and deal with repercussions. Literally take him down to
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the planet, start watching people get sick around him. What
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does that look like from like an emotional perspective?
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But just can't do that costs money, right.
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Because yeah, there's people and that, Yeah, you can't pay
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those people. So if you've got the shoestring budget of
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twelve dollars, you can't do that. You've got to have
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them isolated, like no extras, even you're just on the
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ship alone. Okay, Well, if you're working with your constraints, constraints,
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we got to see it Marini thing here, why not
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then lead like, yeah, lean into the horror of the thing, right,
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which I'm always going to be here for Like at
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first it was deeply creepy. Why not keep it so creepy?
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What's the one episode we watched? Oh, the EmPATH? Like
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the way that the EmPATH the production design of it, right, like,
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that's a very similar vibe. It's extremely creepy because you
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are very much in a space of discomfort, Like it
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creates a sense of discomfort, which why not do something
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dynamically with your ideas there if you're not going to
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actually interrogate anything at all. But no, we don't even
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do that. All of a sudden, we just run into
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another dancing lady. So here we are, uh, and we've
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got a lot of talk about diplomacy and bureaucracy that
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to me felt like we were filling space. I was deeply,
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deeply bored annoyed by it, like like I just am
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like at this point, I don't know what you're saying
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about diplomacy anymore. If you're saying anything of note interesting
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that once again, to me, we're being really hateful of
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or we're being down on a way of solving conflict
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that doesn't look like violence, which seems at odds with
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our way of the sort of our values here. But
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all right, they also work with in such a bureaucratic
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structure like fuck you, you know what's up?
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allude to Starfleet and the Federation being this larger system,
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but because the show is more interested in talking about
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this group of individuals as opposed to the system that
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it fits into at large. Sure, except for like commodores
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coming in and being like I actually outrank you, Well
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you're going to do something that you disagree with.
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I think consistently Starfleet gives an order that they go
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against because the order is the wrong order. There's a
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very like kids on Bikes esque to that, where they're
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just like, our parents aren't going to help us, so
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we got to help ourselves. And I know, I get
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caught up on the concept and the idea of the
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like well, they're supposed to be like proponents of this
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like beautiful note system and stuff, but they're never they're
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always individualistic. But you would have a show without it.
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So and this episode isn't interested in interrogating. The lack
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of value within a bureaucracy is widespread, as widespread as
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Starfleet or the Federation, because it's just directing. It's it's
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directly interacting with this one planet. And the weapon of
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bureaucracy is interesting, but they're diminishing returns. And also I
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just feel compelled to say, not every episode has to
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be about something, but right whenever you are bothering to
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make an episode that really isn't about something, you have
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to make sure that it's supplanted with something, something interesting,
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some sort of substance that pops. Yes, in this episode,
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there is. It is like it's like wet salar.
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What well, cellary's pretty wet.
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No no, no, no, no, no, like wet salary, Like
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it's just been like sitting in the refrigerator for so long. Yeah,
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so thank you, soggy salary. And you're like, there was
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a promise here and you are telling me that this
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is salary. No, sir or or legend? I did it's
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either that's the three genders, sir, mam or legend.
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I am a little curious. I don't think the episode
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cares about this, but you know what, I care.
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About this good job asmin Why are we.
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Trying to get a planet the Federation that doesn't want
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to be the federation? Central question like what what are
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you trying to do Federation?
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Like I understand why the planet would want stuff from
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the Federation. Yeah, but at the same time the contradiction
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that this planet also wants to be staunchly isolationist, which
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I don't. Look, the rules of what the Federation is
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at this point within Star Trek is extremely malleable. Yeah,
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sometimes they are an interventionalist force that is coming in